Life gave Chris Marlton, Nick Schuller and Taylor Coughtrie every opportunity to succeed but they are still finding ways to screw it up. Three Blind Men is the story of three clueless guys stumbling through what should have been a simple life. Chris, Nick and Taylor will misguide you through a maze of terrorist magpies, awful children, anti-vaxxer parents and overpopulation. Through Taylor Coughtrieâ€™s daring dissections, Nick Schullerâ€™s amazing analysis, and Chris Marltonâ€™s fictional feasts youâ€™ll learn about the economic feasibility of heaven, how to name crocodiles, and whether or not itâ€™s too easy to live. Youâ€™ll pray at a digital church, find out if Rose from Titanic was a good person, and even solve Australiaâ€™s gate-manufacturing crisis.