"Superman wears his pants on the outside for good reason, yes he is very proud of his red pants - who wouldn’t be - but one time when he was flying around saving babies and buildings an suchlike, a Lack Jemmon joint came on his iPod and BAM! Pants exploded. He spent the rest of the day hiding in phone boxes and generally scared the hell out of everyone who thought he was a pervert smurf. So, you have been given fair warning ok? Pants on the outside when you pop Lack Jemmon’s new Freemix on the stereo, at the very least reinforce your pants with iron girders or lead.
Lack Jemmon - 'Can’t U Feel'. Set pants to explode!" - Fat Harry.