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A meal for two at Udo's Ditch of Goats

The title for this is taken from a line in a sketch by British comedy duo Mitchell and Webb, as an example of a particularly poor first prize in a medieval competition. The accompanying photo comes from the BBC's Horrible Histories. I took a 'heavy industrial' soundpack on Novation's Launchpad for IoS app and slowed it right down from 174 to 120 rpm which created the nicely ponderous feel I was seeking.