Lord Lokus

Bishkek, Kirgisistan

His space capsule landed in northern Germany, right after the fall of the Berlin Wall. He was unsure where he was and what the earthlings expected from him. But he had to get back to his cat commanders. The incompetent captain programmed his rescue capsule with complete different coordinates. Without hope & orientation, he searched for a temporary home. With a bit of luck he found a small family of five and was able to influence their brains. Years after years have gone by since he arrived. He studied humans, earth computer-science, basic behaviour in public as an extraterrestrial and searched for ways to locate his old crew. Captain in Chief "Minou" and First Lieutenant Commander "Bim Bam" were found in southern Germany. Together, after manipulating millions of brains with the worldwidecatnet (WWCN), they located Second Lieutenant "Strumpel" near Issykul Lake, Kyrgyzstan. After a harsh and devastating 7000 km journey to Central Asia, they encountered a very different kind of human. Somehow the crews language translator "Pavlovhound x1" had a dysfunction. Lucky again for the crew, that Captain Minou brainwashed a little russian-speaking Pixie born in Kazakhstan back in Germany. Her name is "Hanin". She was able to connect to the mindless wildlings. They were able to rescue Lieutenant Strumpel from his agony as a slave for a local tourist-hotel. Several days later they located an ideal place for their new Soundcraft-Spaceship. Since then "Lord Lokus" Commander of Bridge & Engineering is advising the crew to get back to the lovely heimat-planet.

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His space capsule landed in northern Germany, right after the fall of the Berlin Wall. He was unsure where he was and what the earthlings expected from him. But he had to get back to his cat commanders. The incompetent captain programmed his rescue capsule with complete different coordinates. Without hope & orientation, he searched for a temporary home. With a bit of luck he found a small family of five and was able to influence their brains. Years after years have gone by since he arrived. He studied humans, earth computer-science, basic behaviour in public as an extraterrestrial and searched for ways to locate his old crew. Captain in Chief "Minou" and First Lieutenant Commander "Bim Bam" were found in southern Germany. Together, after manipulating millions of brains with the worldwidecatnet (WWCN), they located Second Lieutenant "Strumpel" near Issykul Lake, Kyrgyzstan. After a harsh and devastating 7000 km journey to Central Asia, they encountered a very different kind of human. Somehow the crews language translator "Pavlovhound x1" had a dysfunction. Lucky again for the crew, that Captain Minou brainwashed a little russian-speaking Pixie born in Kazakhstan back in Germany. Her name is "Hanin". She was able to connect to the mindless wildlings. They were able to rescue Lieutenant Strumpel from his agony as a slave for a local tourist-hotel. Several days later they located an ideal place for their new Soundcraft-Spaceship. Since then "Lord Lokus" Commander of Bridge & Engineering is advising the crew to get back to the lovely heimat-planet.

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