Corporate Cuntry, Redneck Brian Oblivion
Cruise (remixed for Summer)

Years ago when my ex-fiance and I started dating, I met her younger sister for the holidays. Her sister was dating some redneck trucker and seemed to be fully embracing 'Murican redneck culture. This song was "their" song which I thought was terribly awful for a list of reasons I won't go into on here. To see just how shitty the original is, you can see the official video here: youtu.be/8PvebsWcpto
It's basically everything that is stupid and awful and wrong about mainstream cuntry music.

I thought I'd have a bit of fun mangling this abomination into something a bit more interesting.
My wife's sister did not appreciate my efforts :p