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Blind Session feat Christoffersen Weber - French Fries

I HAVE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU
French fries are not French
French fries come from potatoes
Apples of the ground, taters
They can be brown and round

I HAVE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU
The French call them frites
Not them Rick James type freaks
She’s SUPER FREAKY

They gave us the Statue of Liberty
We should be grateful
It is made of copper
But it is not copper colored though
You may call me Yankee imbecile
& say that this is TRITE
But I don’t think it’s fair
& I don’t think it’s right

What if you were - a francophone
& along came – an anglophone
And (took?) your beloved frites
& called them french fries
(no, I didn’t think you’d like that too much…yeah, walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, why don’t you)

I just have to set the record straight
HeeeYah….slice and dice baby

The French have lots of delicious cuisine
They have foie gras
They have escargot
Crème brûlée
They don’t need
FRENCH FRIES

I just have to set the record straight

freedom fries
boycott wine
(& how 'bout them apples?)