⚓ TRACK 2 — “HURDY GURDY DIRTY (Hurdy Dirty Remix)”

Genre: Folktronica × Dirty Meme-House × Pirate Funk

Intro
Wind at 128 BPM,
harbor swinging left to stem.

Verse 1
“Turn that crank, lad!” the boatswain says,
I crank the filter — feedback plays.
Your hurdy drone smells tar and brine,
mine smells like sidechain-wine.
“By wind and weather,” they scream ashore,
I scream “by compressor!” — crowd wants more.

Pre-Chorus
Turn the crank, make it dirty,
gurdy drones at six-thirty.
Salt in hair, glitter in sight,
swap the mast for Friday night.

Chorus 1
🎵 Hurdy-Gurdy Dirty — spin it till it drops,
from deck to dancefloor, never gonna stop.
North wind, north beat, wave on the one,
shanty + EDM = finally one. 🎵

Drop 1
(Accordion stabs, ship-bell ping, meme-laser FX)

Verse 2
I love your tales of fog and doom,
but I add Reese and room.
Your sea turns glowing neon pink,
your gulls now glide in sync.
The ropes squeak tight in sidechain bliss,
the Captain’s lost, the mix goes ssshh-whisss.

Alt-Verse (Akkordeon Edition)
The crank squeals loud, the filter cries,
DJ tears in both his eyes.
When the gurdy moans in key,
even cables start to swing with glee.

Alt-Bridge
Pull the bellows, break the law,
dirty drones in 6/4/saw.
Santiano’s beard in stereo field,
we comb it smooth with vinyl shield.

Final Chorus (Extended)
🎵 Hurdy-Gurdy Dirty — louder, meaner, free,
old wood sings new EDM sea.
Press the crank, push the wave,
balearic pirates misbehave! 🎵

Outro (Spoken)
“Sea’s dirty, beats clean. All systems Ahoi!”



    Field Recording / Sound Art
    • 129 bpm
    • Key: Fm