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Druffalo Hit Squad

HELLO THIS IS THE EDITORIAL EXECUTIVE TEAM OF DRUFFALO, THE MAGAZINE THAT SHAPED THE TERM "NEW BROMANTICS", THE PRAVDA WHICH IS BORN TO LEAD NOT TO READ. SOME SAY WE ARE CUT-AND-PASTE-PUNKS WITH NO HTML SKILLS, OTHERS SAY WE ARE A GROUP OF DIRECTIONAL DRESSERS RUNNING BLACK OPS FROM THE SHADOWS OF GLAMOUR, THE MOST CLUED UP, EDGIEST, STRONGEST AND SMARTEST LAME ASS CRUSTIES IN TOWN...TOWNS IN FACT. WE LOVE IBIZA RAVES, 80S SYNTHIE POP, SALSOUL, PUNK AND ROCKABILLY. WE LOVE NORTHERN SOUL DOS AND REGGAE SOUNDCLASHS, HIP HOP BACKROOMS AND ROCK'N'ROLL BARS.WE ARE ACID HOUSE AND FOOTBALL. WE LOVE BEER AND CHAMPAGNE, APC AND STONE ISLAND. OK PEOPLE SAY WE ARE GAY NUYORICAN AMATEUR FOOTBALL CASUALS RIDING SCOOTERS IN DIOR HOMME SUITS AND RED WAYFARERS (OPTIONAL BJORN BORG TOPS AND ADIDAS ROM) WHO LOVE TO LISTEN TO NEW WAVE AND DANCE TO DISCO - SO WHAT? ACTUALLY WE ARE A SECRET CABAL OF UEBERHIPSTERS WITH A SERIOUS ATTENTION DEFICIENCY SYNDROME WHO DURING DAYTIME DISGUISE AS NERDS.