Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:59:18 +0200 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/ en-EN contact@hearthis.at contact@hearthis.at https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/ https://img.hearthis.at/p/d/-/_/uploads/2431624/image_user/w1400_h1400_q70_ptrue_v2_----cropped_f65660b09b2b269c73bfe6616090bf2dfb-dp.png no no https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/scdave-its-fucking-christmas/
In all seriousness tho here is my yearly xmas track, inspired by the hilarious yet ear melting MLG parodies that have come up in the past few years. I can't do vids, but I can make fast stupid as jesus music. Spent way too long making it and I hope it was worth it!

Special thanks to FESTKAKA, and Jennifur for providing vocals, Wham! for not suing me and BIRDOFHUM for making the art. Also thanks to those who did send vocals that I didn't use for whatever reason

https://doofcake.bandcamp.com/
http://birdofhum.tumblr.com/

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FREE DOWNLOAD ON MY BANDCAMP!! If you really enjoyed this and fancy making my christmas a bit better, consider spending a few pennies for it :3

https://scdave.bandcamp.com/track/its-fucking-christmas
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BOOK ME FOR YOUR YOUR EVENT!! Looking for dates for 2016 onwards. Interested? Contact dave@speedcoredave.co.uk :D This includes conventions.

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SITE: http://www.speedcoredave.co.uk
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In all seriousness tho here is my yearly xmas track, inspired by the hilarious yet ear melting MLG parodies that have come up in the past few years. I can't do vids, but I can make fast stupid as jesus music. Spent way too long making it and I hope it was worth it!

Special thanks to FESTKAKA, and Jennifur for providing vocals, Wham! for not suing me and BIRDOFHUM for making the art. Also thanks to those who did send vocals that I didn't use for whatever reason

https://doofcake.bandcamp.com/
http://birdofhum.tumblr.com/

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FREE DOWNLOAD ON MY BANDCAMP!! If you really enjoyed this and fancy making my christmas a bit better, consider spending a few pennies for it :3

https://scdave.bandcamp.com/track/its-fucking-christmas
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BOOK ME FOR YOUR YOUR EVENT!! Looking for dates for 2016 onwards. Interested? Contact dave@speedcoredave.co.uk :D This includes conventions.

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FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/speedcoredave
TWITTER http://www.twitter.com/speedcoredave
YOUTUBE: http://youtube.com/b3tard
SITE: http://www.speedcoredave.co.uk
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I'd tell you to enjoy it but you probably wont lmao]]>
I'd tell you to enjoy it but you probably wont lmao]]> 815132 no no Fri, 04 Dec 2015 01:25:11 +0100 2015-12-04T01:25:11+01:00 1:51 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/no-morality/
Its a 200 BPM Stompy crossbreedy breakcorey grrr that kinda stuff. Expect breaks and snares and screaming.

Its available for FREE here https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/album/no-morality and if you decide to donate a few bob, it all goes to CLIC Sargent. Isn't that cool?

Anyway, hope you enjoy

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Its a 200 BPM Stompy crossbreedy breakcorey grrr that kinda stuff. Expect breaks and snares and screaming.

Its available for FREE here https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/album/no-morality and if you decide to donate a few bob, it all goes to CLIC Sargent. Isn't that cool?

Anyway, hope you enjoy

xxx]]> 815133 no no Sun, 28 Jun 2015 23:00:51 +0200 2015-06-28T23:00:51+02:00 5:20 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/sainsburys-x-morrisons-otp/
I did this for my labels "24 hours of pain" which you can buy the CD from http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com, or you can nab it for free, your choice :)
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I did this for my labels "24 hours of pain" which you can buy the CD from http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com, or you can nab it for free, your choice :)
]]> 815136 no no Thu, 12 Mar 2015 01:48:51 +0100 2015-03-12T01:48:51+01:00 4:28 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/five-nights-at-freddys-3-song-now-im-a-cool-kid/
Anyway enjoy this totally serious pastiche mess of a song and absolute trainwreck of a music video. I'm a cool kid now!

Number 3 is out now, 15 days of memes good lord

FAQ:

q: Do you like the game?
a: I've not played it

q: Why?
a: dunno

DOWNLOAD HERE FOR FREE https://scdave.bandcamp.com/releases

THANKS TO drwasup, Zovi, Jobéééééééééé and General Mumble for contributing footage to this mess

Lots of love to Tomb for letting me use his track x

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Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/speedcoredave
tumbr: http://davhors.tumblr.com
twitter: https://twitter.com/speedcoredave
Mail / Booking enquiries: dave@swaffelcore.com
youtube: http://youtube.com/b3tard
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Anyway enjoy this totally serious pastiche mess of a song and absolute trainwreck of a music video. I'm a cool kid now!

Number 3 is out now, 15 days of memes good lord

FAQ:

q: Do you like the game?
a: I've not played it

q: Why?
a: dunno

DOWNLOAD HERE FOR FREE https://scdave.bandcamp.com/releases

THANKS TO drwasup, Zovi, Jobéééééééééé and General Mumble for contributing footage to this mess

Lots of love to Tomb for letting me use his track x

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SpeedcoreDave
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/speedcoredave
tumbr: http://davhors.tumblr.com
twitter: https://twitter.com/speedcoredave
Mail / Booking enquiries: dave@swaffelcore.com
youtube: http://youtube.com/b3tard
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Booking / contact: dave@speedcoredave.co.uk
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SpeedcoreDave
Youtube: http://youtube.com/b3tard
tumbr: http://davhors.tumblr.com
twitter: https://twitter.com/speedcoredave
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Booking / contact: dave@speedcoredave.co.uk
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SpeedcoreDave
Youtube: http://youtube.com/b3tard
tumbr: http://davhors.tumblr.com
twitter: https://twitter.com/speedcoredave
]]> 815138 no no Thu, 19 Feb 2015 19:19:14 +0100 2015-02-19T19:19:14+01:00 2:24 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/loffciamcore-bad-touch-at-the-love-parade-scdave-remix/
Well fun to work with. Cheers LC x

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Well fun to work with. Cheers LC x

]]> 815139 no no Mon, 02 Feb 2015 03:23:55 +0100 2015-02-02T03:23:55+01:00 4:43 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/scdave-fk-face/
The entire thing was an experimental exercise. the kick drum you hear is myself saying the word “Testicles” thats been fucked around so much that it turned into a kickdrum. Neat! Technically the slowest track i’ve ever done at 130bpm. Oh well. Enjoy!

Free DL from here, buy it to help people get to cons from here https://balloonparty.bandcamp.com/album/mindscapes

site: http://speedcoredave.co.uk
yt: http://youtube.com/b3tard
fb: http://facebook.com/speedcoredave

Art done by my fabulous partner Cal Weir, go follower her! http://thecandycal.tumblr.com/ + http://calweirart.tumblr.com
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The entire thing was an experimental exercise. the kick drum you hear is myself saying the word “Testicles” thats been fucked around so much that it turned into a kickdrum. Neat! Technically the slowest track i’ve ever done at 130bpm. Oh well. Enjoy!

Free DL from here, buy it to help people get to cons from here https://balloonparty.bandcamp.com/album/mindscapes

site: http://speedcoredave.co.uk
yt: http://youtube.com/b3tard
fb: http://facebook.com/speedcoredave

Art done by my fabulous partner Cal Weir, go follower her! http://thecandycal.tumblr.com/ + http://calweirart.tumblr.com
]]> 815141 no no Tue, 02 Dec 2014 03:34:52 +0100 2014-12-02T03:34:52+01:00 2:53 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/alright-doodly-thing/
YOU DECIDEDEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]>
YOU DECIDEDEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]> 815142 no no Fri, 12 Sep 2014 22:59:10 +0200 2014-09-12T22:59:10+02:00 0:36 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/davhors-vanilla-fright-really-bad-and-stupid/ 815143 no no Wed, 09 Jul 2014 20:31:29 +0200 2014-07-09T20:31:29+02:00 2:01 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/davhors-move-me/
http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com]]>
http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com]]> 815144 no no Wed, 09 Jul 2014 20:25:02 +0200 2014-07-09T20:25:02+02:00 2:04 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/davhors-juice-juice-juice-juice/
MADE FOR THE 24 HOUR JUICE

http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com]]>
MADE FOR THE 24 HOUR JUICE

http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com]]> 815145 no no Wed, 09 Jul 2014 20:23:54 +0200 2014-07-09T20:23:54+02:00 2:48 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/davhors-tesco-x-asda-otp/
get it here! http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com/
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get it here! http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com/
]]> 815146 no no Wed, 09 Jul 2014 20:20:47 +0200 2014-07-09T20:20:47+02:00 2:24 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/420vhs-in-the-usa/ why

why

vaporwhy

this is so dumb
]]> why

why

vaporwhy

this is so dumb
]]> 815147 no no Sun, 06 Jul 2014 02:00:18 +0200 2014-07-06T02:00:18+02:00 6:57 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/fafilulo-bard/
Called 'bard' because I sampled griffinilla's gypsys bard. ]]>
Called 'bard' because I sampled griffinilla's gypsys bard. ]]> 815148 no no Tue, 29 Apr 2014 21:39:28 +0200 2014-04-29T21:39:28+02:00 3:30 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/magical-fuurrrrrrrrr1111eleven11/
I had a lot of fun making this as you could probably tell

Its part of a micro-EP with another track that I’ll be uploading to youtube shortly!

DOWNLOAD FO FREE!! BUT DONATIONS ARE VERY WELCOME yesyesy

I hope you enjoy this mad mess

xx]]>
I had a lot of fun making this as you could probably tell

Its part of a micro-EP with another track that I’ll be uploading to youtube shortly!

DOWNLOAD FO FREE!! BUT DONATIONS ARE VERY WELCOME yesyesy

I hope you enjoy this mad mess

xx]]> 815149 no no Fri, 07 Mar 2014 01:52:00 +0100 2014-03-07T01:52:00+01:00 1:28 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/davhors-the-trails-and-tribulations-of-drmitzio/
Enjoy! ]]>
Enjoy! ]]> 815150 no no Tue, 25 Feb 2014 20:27:05 +0100 2014-02-25T20:27:05+01:00 4:07 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/fafilulo-keuken/
Consider this my first official track under the name 'fafilulo~'. A new alais that I've started to experiment and bend around sounds that I like. It wont be limited to any genre, and it will be considered to be a more serious alais than 'Dave!' is.

However dont threat. I'm still going to produce music and perform under Dave!, as i love making smashups of random tracks and breaking everything around me. But since i'm currently in university to actually further my knowledge of music production and the theory behind why music sounds as good as it actually is, It makes sense that I adopt this new alais

Regardless. I hope you enjoy the track. All and every peice of feedback is appreciated

xx]]>
Consider this my first official track under the name 'fafilulo~'. A new alais that I've started to experiment and bend around sounds that I like. It wont be limited to any genre, and it will be considered to be a more serious alais than 'Dave!' is.

However dont threat. I'm still going to produce music and perform under Dave!, as i love making smashups of random tracks and breaking everything around me. But since i'm currently in university to actually further my knowledge of music production and the theory behind why music sounds as good as it actually is, It makes sense that I adopt this new alais

Regardless. I hope you enjoy the track. All and every peice of feedback is appreciated

xx]]> 815151 no no Wed, 11 Dec 2013 23:39:22 +0100 2013-12-11T23:39:22+01:00 3:26 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/fafilulo-blorse/ so have a breakcore doodle i made in like 2 hours, enjoy :D]]> so have a breakcore doodle i made in like 2 hours, enjoy :D]]> 815153 no no Tue, 26 Nov 2013 03:54:41 +0100 2013-11-26T03:54:41+01:00 0:59 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/reason-139147981-that-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-near-a-daw/
enjoy?!?!??!?? ? ? ?

(140bpm)

Inspired by icky's big doop house https://soundcloud.com/ickyofficial/big-doop-house-dj-tool-130-bpm]]>
enjoy?!?!??!?? ? ? ?

(140bpm)

Inspired by icky's big doop house https://soundcloud.com/ickyofficial/big-doop-house-dj-tool-130-bpm]]> 815154 no no Thu, 07 Nov 2013 19:51:13 +0100 2013-11-07T19:51:13+01:00 1:25 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/eat-my-fuck-refucked-vip/
All money made from the album will be directly given to cancer research! How neat! :D

Download here! http://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/

Mastered and clipped by Silva Hound

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BPM: 250/500
Genre: Breakcore/Speedcore
Site: http://speedcoredave.co.uk
FB: http://facebook.com/speedcoredave
bumblr: http://speedcoredave.tumblr.com
YT: http://youtube.com/b3tard
Donate? :3: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=J63UHD89USELG
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All money made from the album will be directly given to cancer research! How neat! :D

Download here! http://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/

Mastered and clipped by Silva Hound

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BPM: 250/500
Genre: Breakcore/Speedcore
Site: http://speedcoredave.co.uk
FB: http://facebook.com/speedcoredave
bumblr: http://speedcoredave.tumblr.com
YT: http://youtube.com/b3tard
Donate? :3: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=J63UHD89USELG
~~~~~~]]> 815157 no no Thu, 20 Jun 2013 21:00:28 +0200 2013-06-20T21:00:28+02:00 5:21 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/oncoming-traffic/ 815158 no no Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:17:46 +0200 2013-06-03T13:17:46+02:00 7:28 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/dave-hurr-durr-hurrrrr/
This is technically a horsetrack as i made it about the Derpy controversy. Essentially how everyone was like "omg wow that really happened!" and then everyone went insane on how her name got changed so it goes a bit dark. I used the discord samples because it fitted remarkably well with the topic in hand. It goes back (slightly) to a happier mood in the end because after a while no one really cared

The title is called as such because i literally had no other idea on what to call it. I just dont even

DOWNLOAD WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS I AM ALLOWED TO GIVE IT OUT!!! I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS!!! :3

Art by the WONDERFUL FANTASTIC TWIGILIEA. PLEASE COMMISION HER AND GIVE HER A BUNCH OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://twigileia.tumblr.com

PELASE

o u o
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BPM: 242
Genre: Terror
Site: http://speedcoredave.co.uk
FB: http://facebook.com/speedcoredave
bumblr: http://speedcoredave.tumblr.com
YT: http://www.youtube.com/b3tard
Donate?: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=J63UHD89USELG
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This is technically a horsetrack as i made it about the Derpy controversy. Essentially how everyone was like "omg wow that really happened!" and then everyone went insane on how her name got changed so it goes a bit dark. I used the discord samples because it fitted remarkably well with the topic in hand. It goes back (slightly) to a happier mood in the end because after a while no one really cared

The title is called as such because i literally had no other idea on what to call it. I just dont even

DOWNLOAD WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS I AM ALLOWED TO GIVE IT OUT!!! I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS!!! :3

Art by the WONDERFUL FANTASTIC TWIGILIEA. PLEASE COMMISION HER AND GIVE HER A BUNCH OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://twigileia.tumblr.com

PELASE

o u o
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BPM: 242
Genre: Terror
Site: http://speedcoredave.co.uk
FB: http://facebook.com/speedcoredave
bumblr: http://speedcoredave.tumblr.com
YT: http://www.youtube.com/b3tard
Donate?: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=J63UHD89USELG
~~~~~~]]> 815159 no no Sun, 19 May 2013 04:22:42 +0200 2013-05-19T04:22:42+02:00 5:20 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/shit-and-spaghetti-rocketing-out-of-my-pockets/
I'll be uploading the second track on the EP sooooooooooooooooooon. and by soon i mean the next couple of days. Its technically pony so thats that. In the meantime enjoy this... thing

AND NO, I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH THE SPAGHETTI

I DONT THINK THIS TRACK HELPED EITHER

;_______;

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BPM: 210
Genre: Frenchcore/Terror
Site: http://speedcoredave.co.uk
FB: http://facebook.com/speedcoredave
bumblr: http://speedcoredave.tumblr.com
youporn: http://www.youtube.com/b3tard
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I'll be uploading the second track on the EP sooooooooooooooooooon. and by soon i mean the next couple of days. Its technically pony so thats that. In the meantime enjoy this... thing

AND NO, I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH THE SPAGHETTI

I DONT THINK THIS TRACK HELPED EITHER

;_______;

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BPM: 210
Genre: Frenchcore/Terror
Site: http://speedcoredave.co.uk
FB: http://facebook.com/speedcoredave
bumblr: http://speedcoredave.tumblr.com
youporn: http://www.youtube.com/b3tard
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]]> 815160 no no Mon, 13 May 2013 22:47:38 +0200 2013-05-13T22:47:38+02:00 5:15 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/the-life-of-a-pigeon/
lol

dont ask me about the title, i have no idea why its called this either

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lol

dont ask me about the title, i have no idea why its called this either

]]> 815161 no no Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:32:04 +0200 2013-04-24T01:32:04+02:00 1:17 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/yay/
So i basically just threw together a bunch of stuff in my samples folder without looking and this plopped out. Doop is surprisingly catchy with gabba kicks on top

Hoorar.

Enjoy!

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URL : www.speedcoredave.co.uk
FB: www.facebook.com/speedcoredave
YT: www.youtube.com/b3tard
TLR: http://speedcoredave.tumblr.com
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So i basically just threw together a bunch of stuff in my samples folder without looking and this plopped out. Doop is surprisingly catchy with gabba kicks on top

Hoorar.

Enjoy!

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URL : www.speedcoredave.co.uk
FB: www.facebook.com/speedcoredave
YT: www.youtube.com/b3tard
TLR: http://speedcoredave.tumblr.com
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I'm ill as hell so to distract myself i opened up reason and started dicking around. it isnt my usual twang so you might like it.. Just a wee doodle. Also the original song i sampled is great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpx7IWPda8A

I also need to update soundcloud more because yeah]]>
I'm ill as hell so to distract myself i opened up reason and started dicking around. it isnt my usual twang so you might like it.. Just a wee doodle. Also the original song i sampled is great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpx7IWPda8A

I also need to update soundcloud more because yeah]]> 815163 no no Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:54:51 +0100 2013-03-19T17:54:51+01:00 1:50 https://hearthis.at/xmlchzmv/dave-trotterdam-terror-dreams/
I dont use soundcloud very often! I'm more on youtube! so please subscribe to my youtube channel at

www.youtube.com/b3tard

It would be greatly appreciated :D
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I dont use soundcloud very often! I'm more on youtube! so please subscribe to my youtube channel at

www.youtube.com/b3tard

It would be greatly appreciated :D
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