Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:31:49 +0200 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/ en-EN contact@hearthis.at contact@hearthis.at https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/ https://img.hearthis.at/t/a/s/_/uploads/5249105/image_user/w1400_h1400_q70_ptrue_v2_----cropped_cca132f6bebdfa5f6dca92d75bd48be7-50sat.jpg no no https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/displace/ Album: Toilet Pigface]]> Album: Toilet Pigface]]> 1058260 no no Sat, 01 Oct 2016 22:57:21 +0200 2016-10-01T22:57:21+02:00 3:26 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/erode/ Album: Toilet Pigface]]> Album: Toilet Pigface]]> 1058261 no no Wed, 17 Aug 2016 13:11:28 +0200 2016-08-17T13:11:28+02:00 2:26 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/an-ode-to-robert-kilroy-silk/ 1058262 no no Wed, 01 Jun 2016 18:01:32 +0200 2016-06-01T18:01:32+02:00 5:31 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/ridulmethis/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058265 no no Thu, 28 Apr 2016 17:52:48 +0200 2016-04-28T17:52:48+02:00 3:54 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/tony-raynbo-at-a-ice-creams-man/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058267 no no Wed, 23 Mar 2016 20:20:09 +0100 2016-03-23T20:20:09+01:00 3:20 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/jackie-laroo/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators ]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators ]]> 1058269 no no Sun, 13 Mar 2016 20:46:12 +0100 2016-03-13T20:46:12+01:00 2:34 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/reveries-of-agnes/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058272 no no Sun, 13 Mar 2016 19:22:10 +0100 2016-03-13T19:22:10+01:00 5:47 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/la-tanrrilla/ 1058274 no no Sat, 30 Jan 2016 03:39:11 +0100 2016-01-30T03:39:11+01:00 2:44 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/pirarucu/ 1058276 no no Sat, 30 Jan 2016 03:37:14 +0100 2016-01-30T03:37:14+01:00 1:52 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/el-chullachaqui/ 1058279 no no Sat, 30 Jan 2016 03:30:55 +0100 2016-01-30T03:30:55+01:00 1:39 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/la-lupuna/ 1058281 no no Sat, 30 Jan 2016 03:26:32 +0100 2016-01-30T03:26:32+01:00 2:10 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/el-tunchi/ 1058283 no no Sat, 30 Jan 2016 03:21:37 +0100 2016-01-30T03:21:37+01:00 4:21 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/grayd-7-meatus/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058285 no no Mon, 25 Jan 2016 18:06:49 +0100 2016-01-25T18:06:49+01:00 1:42 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/missy/ Track: Missy]]> Track: Missy]]> 1058288 no no Sun, 13 Dec 2015 17:47:46 +0100 2015-12-13T17:47:46+01:00 3:36 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/linton-dwaid/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058292 no no Mon, 30 Nov 2015 17:38:21 +0100 2015-11-30T17:38:21+01:00 14:59 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/ml/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058293 no no Sun, 29 Nov 2015 18:36:36 +0100 2015-11-29T18:36:36+01:00 6:17 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/aloha/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058294 no no Wed, 07 Oct 2015 05:45:21 +0200 2015-10-07T05:45:21+02:00 6:08 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/pisson-the-fuck-you-an-fuk-ony-m-y-cockand-dy/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators
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]]> 1058295 no no Mon, 05 Oct 2015 02:05:34 +0200 2015-10-05T02:05:34+02:00 4:01 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/kry-fap/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058296 no no Wed, 16 Sep 2015 14:43:59 +0200 2015-09-16T14:43:59+02:00 2:27 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/schwarzspanierstrae-15/ Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> Album: Lloytrox Diablabators]]> 1058299 no no Wed, 16 Sep 2015 14:24:02 +0200 2015-09-16T14:24:02+02:00 3:06 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/shrunken-head-blues/ Album: The Island of Valentoni

Back in 63
I was a missionary
Across the seas
To spread thy purity

I met the chief elder
We got along like brothers
Golden days and nights
Of enlightened wonder
But then one day
I done saw his daughter...

Why dear Lord
Do you do this to me?
Remember last Thursday
And that village we had to flee?

Fear not, my God
Her beauty shall be ignored
I will not fail you my Lord!
...
Later on that night
During mid pumpin'
From the door
Came a thumpin'

The chief burst in
Yelling and screaming
Is this my daughter
That you be reaming?
Indeed it is, said I
Now bring your wives and sisters
'Cause I need more pie

Now in retrospect
This was a mistake
I Should have just said
Oh, sorry chiefy mate
Whipped out his cauldron
Boiled up some stock, then said
I'll now make your head as small as your cock...

Now my head is so small
I can barely thunk at all
It's all red 'n' raw
Ain't no trilbies fit no more

Got a little tuft of hair
That be real Voodoo fashion
Oh woe is me
Look like a fucking onion

Take from this story
What you choose
One thing be sure
Got the Shrunken Head Blues]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni

Back in 63
I was a missionary
Across the seas
To spread thy purity

I met the chief elder
We got along like brothers
Golden days and nights
Of enlightened wonder
But then one day
I done saw his daughter...

Why dear Lord
Do you do this to me?
Remember last Thursday
And that village we had to flee?

Fear not, my God
Her beauty shall be ignored
I will not fail you my Lord!
...
Later on that night
During mid pumpin'
From the door
Came a thumpin'

The chief burst in
Yelling and screaming
Is this my daughter
That you be reaming?
Indeed it is, said I
Now bring your wives and sisters
'Cause I need more pie

Now in retrospect
This was a mistake
I Should have just said
Oh, sorry chiefy mate
Whipped out his cauldron
Boiled up some stock, then said
I'll now make your head as small as your cock...

Now my head is so small
I can barely thunk at all
It's all red 'n' raw
Ain't no trilbies fit no more

Got a little tuft of hair
That be real Voodoo fashion
Oh woe is me
Look like a fucking onion

Take from this story
What you choose
One thing be sure
Got the Shrunken Head Blues]]> 1058301 no no Thu, 27 Aug 2015 21:39:35 +0200 2015-08-27T21:39:35+02:00 7:35 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/the-golden-lagoon/ Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> 1058303 no no Fri, 10 Jul 2015 21:09:17 +0200 2015-07-10T21:09:17+02:00 4:31 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/umibzu/ Album: The Island of Valentoni

Tristan Butler: Bass drum, Lion's roar, Chinese cymbal, Tam-tam
So Elaine: Mark tree, back of Piano, Tam-tam
Harry Malabar: Ocean drum, Tam-tam
Peter Rayner: Crotales, Temple bowl, Tam-tam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umib%C5%8Dzu]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni

Tristan Butler: Bass drum, Lion's roar, Chinese cymbal, Tam-tam
So Elaine: Mark tree, back of Piano, Tam-tam
Harry Malabar: Ocean drum, Tam-tam
Peter Rayner: Crotales, Temple bowl, Tam-tam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umib%C5%8Dzu]]> 1058305 no no Sat, 13 Jun 2015 15:25:44 +0200 2015-06-13T15:25:44+02:00 5:28 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/hermus-gnomus/ Album: The Island of Valentoni

Tristan Butler: Glockenspiel
Crystal Webb: Bassoon]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni

Tristan Butler: Glockenspiel
Crystal Webb: Bassoon]]> 1058308 no no Sun, 10 May 2015 15:19:47 +0200 2015-05-10T15:19:47+02:00 1:27 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/myesis/ Album: The Island of Valentoni

Oboe: Hannah Blumsohn]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni

Oboe: Hannah Blumsohn]]> 1058311 no no Thu, 23 Apr 2015 22:40:59 +0200 2015-04-23T22:40:59+02:00 2:45 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/a-contract-with-the-earth/ Album: The Island of Valentoni

Tenor: Gustav Hasfjord
Bass clarinet: Gustavo Clayton Marucci

Text from 14th -16th century Aztec Codices

It is not true
That we came to live on the earth
We came here only to dream
We came here only to sleep
Our real home lies in the land of the fleshless
Giving life for life
A contract with the earth

My heart rises
I fix my eyes upon you
O giver of life!
My life shall revive
My heart will be refreshed!
Giving life for life
A contract with the earth
]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni

Tenor: Gustav Hasfjord
Bass clarinet: Gustavo Clayton Marucci

Text from 14th -16th century Aztec Codices

It is not true
That we came to live on the earth
We came here only to dream
We came here only to sleep
Our real home lies in the land of the fleshless
Giving life for life
A contract with the earth

My heart rises
I fix my eyes upon you
O giver of life!
My life shall revive
My heart will be refreshed!
Giving life for life
A contract with the earth
]]> 1058312 no no Thu, 09 Apr 2015 16:26:14 +0200 2015-04-09T16:26:14+02:00 5:27 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/star-hymn/ Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> 1058314 no no Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:40:27 +0100 2015-02-13T18:40:27+01:00 5:14 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/dawning-souls/ Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> 1058315 no no Mon, 05 Jan 2015 23:21:44 +0100 2015-01-05T23:21:44+01:00 4:22 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/app/ Album: The Island of Valentoni

Cello: Ben Tarlton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apep]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni

Cello: Ben Tarlton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apep]]> 1058316 no no Sun, 16 Nov 2014 17:41:33 +0100 2014-11-16T17:41:33+01:00 5:31 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/desolation-point/ Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> 1058317 no no Sun, 21 Sep 2014 19:06:44 +0200 2014-09-21T19:06:44+02:00 5:20 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/spectral-forest/ Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> Album: The Island of Valentoni]]> 1058319 no no Sat, 30 Aug 2014 00:23:04 +0200 2014-08-30T00:23:04+02:00 4:10 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/voodoo-swamp-surfin/ Album: The Island Of Valentoni]]> Album: The Island Of Valentoni]]> 1058321 no no Sun, 24 Aug 2014 20:36:27 +0200 2014-08-24T20:36:27+02:00 5:09 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/astro-queef/ Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> 1058324 no no Sun, 20 Jul 2014 22:56:14 +0200 2014-07-20T22:56:14+02:00 3:41 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/orbitin-orifice/ Album: Poundin' Uranus

Aloha!
I hope you enjoyed the album
But if you didn't
That's OK
It doesn't really matter
After all
We all turn to fucking dust anyway
I like balls]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus

Aloha!
I hope you enjoyed the album
But if you didn't
That's OK
It doesn't really matter
After all
We all turn to fucking dust anyway
I like balls]]> 1058326 no no Mon, 30 Jun 2014 00:57:28 +0200 2014-06-30T00:57:28+02:00 5:40 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/the-unicorn-the-shark/ Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> 1058328 no no Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:36:33 +0200 2014-06-19T22:36:33+02:00 2:38 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/we-are-the-sextraterrestrials/ Album: Poundin' Uranus

We are the sextraterrestrials
Our balls are transdimensional
Bring us your earthloid feminals
And we will give them our swollen vegetables

Every nation great and small
We are here to rape you all

We are sexus terrestrius
Our cocks are galactius maximus
You're hypnotized by our eyes so bulbous
Now it's time to pound uranus

Every nation great and small
We are here to rape you all

]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus

We are the sextraterrestrials
Our balls are transdimensional
Bring us your earthloid feminals
And we will give them our swollen vegetables

Every nation great and small
We are here to rape you all

We are sexus terrestrius
Our cocks are galactius maximus
You're hypnotized by our eyes so bulbous
Now it's time to pound uranus

Every nation great and small
We are here to rape you all

]]> 1058330 no no Fri, 30 May 2014 00:26:59 +0200 2014-05-30T00:26:59+02:00 6:19 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/celestial-stuey-the-flap-smashin-5/ Album: Poundin' Uranus

You said you would meet me
At the space diner
But you never came
Fuck you]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus

You said you would meet me
At the space diner
But you never came
Fuck you]]> 1058333 no no Mon, 05 May 2014 02:43:57 +0200 2014-05-05T02:43:57+02:00 3:54 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/captain-dazzlins-last-stand/ Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> 1058335 no no Mon, 28 Apr 2014 22:50:07 +0200 2014-04-28T22:50:07+02:00 4:47 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/asteroids-are-gay/ Album: Poundin' Uranus

Asteroids are gay
We like ballet
And cock
We like wearing
Little tights
And bow ties
But that doesn't really matter does it?
Cock
]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus

Asteroids are gay
We like ballet
And cock
We like wearing
Little tights
And bow ties
But that doesn't really matter does it?
Cock
]]> 1058337 no no Thu, 10 Apr 2014 22:27:43 +0200 2014-04-10T22:27:43+02:00 5:15 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/pumpin-pulsarse/ Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> 1058338 no no Thu, 06 Mar 2014 00:34:16 +0100 2014-03-06T00:34:16+01:00 3:44 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/galactic-face-funk/ Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> 1058339 no no Fri, 14 Feb 2014 18:33:49 +0100 2014-02-14T18:33:49+01:00 3:08 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/moonraper/ Album: Poundin' Uranus
]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus
]]> 1058340 no no Wed, 29 Jan 2014 19:51:54 +0100 2014-01-29T19:51:54+01:00 3:05 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/burnin-re-entry/ Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus]]> 1058341 no no Sun, 19 Jan 2014 13:01:47 +0100 2014-01-19T13:01:47+01:00 2:47 https://hearthis.at/stueyvalentoni-9q/poundin-uranus/ Album: Poundin' Uranus
]]> Album: Poundin' Uranus
]]> 1058342 no no Sun, 19 Jan 2014 12:52:55 +0100 2014-01-19T12:52:55+01:00 3:51