Experiment with me on the drums. Until four weeks ago, I had never played the drums in my life. I don't think this is bad as a starter.
Ah, and the lyrics... well. No, this is not some code to some secret thing going on to rule the world. It is simply a game of chess. If you'd like to see how the game went, I suggest you puzzle a bit and put the chessman back on the board. Yes, I beat the computer, but it didn't play at its strongest level.