Submission to the Reddit's Game of Bands, Round 112: Video Games - The Seconding
Won best lyrics.

Music by /u/pdlourenco
Vocals and mixing by /u/agitat0r soundcloud.com/tobiasn
Lyrics by /u/BeesAreFliesWithKniv soundcloud.com/octaofficial

yeah I've been fighting ninjas and turtles of all kinds
shady Jumpin got me shrooms and now I feel kinda high
I feel like Double size big and this is just not right
but here I Spit some fireballs so yeah I guess I'm fine

these turtles Tryna shoot, - I'm too high, to recognize
weird Hats with tiny feet they wanna eat me alive
here as I'm Crawling through the gutters looking for my babe
big bad Buffoon B he went and got my lady

Th'say he's Bad, couldn't care less, he snatched my princess
He's gonna Be in House arrest, until I put him to rest!
I'm gonna Jump him and straight dump him the Lava below
and the Last thing he'll hear is gon' be Mario

[Chorus]
Now the shrooms are working
and the birds are lurking
and this bird is a turtle
man these shrooms make me twerk
i got sweat on my forehead
got blood on my knuckles
got murder on my mind
I am killing their kind

All i wanna do is get my girl. Right?
You don't wanna mess with an italian stallion
you want me to fight you in these pipes? Aight!
boom clack- bang!, you dead bitch! good night

I am big I had some shrooms, now I feel--
Thick skinned The evil king is going to feel--
The wrath he think he's it, forget about it
i'm gonna make Bozzle wish for a soprano hit

They said he's Bad, I couldn't care less, he snatched my princess
He's gonna Be in House arrest, until I put him to rest!
like terminator 2 I dump him the Lava below
and the Last thing he's gon' hear it's Mario!

[Chorus]

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