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A Florida State of Mind - feat. AMidsummerNightDream and fishtaco567

Submission to the Reddit's Game of Bands, Round 115: Florida Man

Music by /u/pdlourenco
Lyrics by /u/AMidsummerNightDream
Vocals by /u/fishtaco567 soundcloud.com/fishtaco567

(V1)
He liked the kiss of danger
His daddy was a ranger
So he thought it was okay
To ask the serpent out to play
Maybe once maybe twice
Twelve times risked his life
They say the snake had the venom
But there was poison already in him

(PC)
Call the Police! Someone call them please!

(C)
Oh Florida Man Florida Man
That snake’s gonna swell your hands
You know you should of ran
You silly little Florida Man

Oh Florida Man Florida Man
The sunshine state is a strange land
Maybe something’s in the sand
Could you tell us Florida Man?

(V2)
He stops over to her house
It’s late night the lights are out
She comes home to find that louse
Chomping on chicken with a liquor that’s kicking
All fried up, the oil’s on his fingers
She’s all fired up, why did he linger?

(PC)
Call the Police! Someone call them please!

(C)
Oh Florida Man Florida Man
They’re gonna cuff you hands
You know you should of ran
You silly little Florida Man

Oh Florida Man Florida Man
The sunshine state is a strange land
Maybe something’s in the sand
Could you tell us Florida Man?

(B)
He bit off a man’s ear
Over a case of beer
She bashed her boyfriend’s car
Cause that joke went to far
He wanted to look like them
So he bought human skin

(PC)
Call the Police! Someone call them please!

(C)
Oh Florida Man Florida Man
The morals of a trash can
Most public places need you banned
You silly little Florida Man

Oh Florida Man Florida Man
The sunshine state is a strange land
Maybe something’s in the sand
Could you tell us Florida Man?

Sources:
wftv.com/news/trending-now/flo...ebook/512495377
palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--...SJOqh2kwzRrkddK
blog.theveteranssite.com/know-...snakes_20170416
kron4.com/2017/04/15/florida-w...cken-in-kitchen
clickorlando.com/news/florida-...at-deputies-say