Pete Homes . . unique stand-up comedian, podcast host and TV prodigy of both Conan O'Brien and Judd Apatow . . first won my heart and mind when I downloaded the episode of "You Made It Weird" with Iliza Schlesinger as the guest.

He has since then joined her as a favorite funny person of mine.

I'd been into Iliza bigtime for at least a year maybe, and was finding her appearances on various podcasts . . . after watching enough of her "The Weakly News" to have compiled and rendered a sample piece / mash-up, I was thrilled and tickled when I uploaded a video for "‪Piar O' Riley ( Revelling In The Unraveling )‬" and Iliza actually commented and shared it the same day !!
( youtube.com/watch?v=NB14WIEfjVI )

Here's hoping this Petey-piece, not quite as frantic and frenetic as the Iliza one, does half-as well . . . . or better even ?

';'

Naturally, I expect this to resonate most with fans of Pete's . . . the Weirdos !
And with The Petey Prince himself.
But I'll bet'cha the uninitiated will get more then a sense of the wise fun goin' on . . . and wouldn't I be thrilled if some followed thru and started making it weird with a few of the full podcasts I've sampled here !

This piece showed itself as another ripping example of "while I'm just uncovering the top of this archeological dig and have a rough idea of the shape and size of it, I apparently sense details of what I'm unearthing already".

I'd had the 12 isolated tracks for Steely Dan's "Do it Again" in a Garageband project awhile . . no notion yet of what I'd use `em with, but knowing I'd wanna do a dub-mix first.

As a Pete Holmes piece started to shift into gear, I contemplated what the backing would be and quickly landed on "Do it Again".
"Alright you !, off the bench and onto the field !"
I had not consciously realized just how perfect a bed the chorus of this Steely track would be for what became the "nice little chunk of change" hook !

Even more deeply wild ? . . . . I spent a few hours working-up said dub-mix first.
Where to drop out the keyboard part . . . levels and reverb . . these sort of choices.
Seemingly impetuous was my decision to toss in a brief bit of Donald Fagen singing "yeah, you go back, Jack, do it again", but deciding to use only "do it again" for the 2nd pass.

2 days later I'm confronted with adding samples around this, having saved it as a locked-in 2-track bounce-down & making it the foundation in a new "next stage" project.
"Hmm . . . sure would be cool to have Pete substitute "Jack Black" where the 2nd "back, Jack" should be !"
I wondered . . would any diehard weirdos know if, in over 300 episodes so far, Pete ever mentioned Jack Black by name ?

Not "really" wanting to divert from the creation groove while I combed thru every ep for well over 600 hours, I let the potentially silly idea go.

I'd been watching dozens of Pete vids on YouTube while going back to eps of YMIW for more bits, and I also discovered & downloaded Pete's appearance on "Getting Doug With High" just for viewing enjoyment, which I viewed enjoyably during a meal-break.
3/4's of the way thru this uproarious vid, wouldn't you know, he intones the name of Mr. Black . . . twice !!

Makes a nice fleshier harmony that way, don't `cha' know.

The samples used were not all sought-out and edited down for this piece in particular ( altho' many were once work had begun ) . . rather, I'd been snagging stand-out lines for a couple years already. I'd be listening to an ep whilst driving my overnight suburban cab, hear a great line like Patton's "be delighted with your friends" and usually mail myself a pic of the time on the pod-screen . . then edit all the good lines from that bit, for future use in some piece or another.

I don' t compile a complete and exhaustive "Sample Sources" listing for every piece I put out there, but Weirdos (( or even ol' Petey Panties his own self )) will likely encounter a multitude of moments where one must know just who said what,
so:

00:00 - "Do It Again" -- dub mix of isolated mogg tracks from Steely Dan

00:01 - "whoo whoo whoo" laugh -- Pete laughs at Brian Regan's mangling
of "keep it crispy" (( which appears at the end ! ))

00:03 - "I've heard all the songs, here's sumthin' from me" --
"Pete Holmes Show" monologue - "Being 34"

00:05 - "Ludwig Laugh" ( Jon Hamm's here ) -- "You Made It Weird" #137

00:07 - "whatta' you wanna' hear ?" ( 2 versions ) -- Jon Hamm - YMIW #137

00:09 - "you made it weird" - Emily Gordon -- YMIW #22

00:10 - "yeah !" - Pete and the audience recreate the theme.
"Live at JFL Montreal - 2014" #218

00:13 - "you made it weird, with .. " - Pete as theme announcer --
"Live at JFL Montreal - 2014" #218

00:15 - Guest-Star Roll-Call - Pete intoning names from respective episodes:
"Dana Gould / Iliza Schlesinger / Ben Schwartz / Mike Birbiglia /
Ellie Kemper / Dana Carvey / Chelsea Peretti .. my best worst friend /
Brian Regan / Jenny Slate / Bill Burr / Garry Shandling / Jon Hamm

00:28 - "be delighted with your friends" - Patton Oswalt -- YMIW #237

00:30 - "random laff" - w/ Chelsea Peretti

00:32 - "Now entering . . ." (( Nerdist.com ))

00:33 - "yeah !, you made it weird" - Pete and the audience recreate the theme.
"Live at JFL Montreal - 2014" #218

00:38 - "listen to the tune, it's not a song" --
"Pete Holmes Show" monologue - "Being 34"

00:41 - "I love songs" -- Pete w/ John Hodgman - YMIW #163

00:42 - "expiring cat" -- Jenny Slate - YMIW #55

00:43 - "people love songs . . bye-bye" -- Pete w/ John Hodgman - YMIW #163

00:46 - "Nice Little Chunk of Change" -- Patrick Walsh - YMIW #40

00:48 - "wah-ha . . you Are the life of this party" -- Chelsea Peretti
(( as anally completist as these sources are, I ain't gonna go thru Chelsea's
3 different episodes just to peg exactly which quote is from what show ))

00:53 - "Nice Little Chunk of Change" -- Pete's version - YMIW #40

00:59 - "you should run across the room everytime you laugh" -- Chelsea Peretti

01:00 - "hee-hee-hooo !" - w/ Iliza Shlesinger -- YMIW #125

01:02 - "I hate you and you're dead" -- says Pete to Chelsea

01:06 - beginning a section of multiple Chelsea's, most or all from YMIW #5
Including: "yes . . . yes Pietro" / "you've got a new shirt !!" /
Pete's "you've got a new shirt !!" as Aziz Ansari / "won't `cha be
my dandy ?" / "five candle flicker" / "David Navarro, get down here !!"

01:12 - "where Are you ??" - "Blink 182" with Whitmer Thomas
-- "Live at JFL Montreal - 2014" #218

01:39 - "you're beautifuck-buh-buck" - YMIW #40

01:42 - "keep rollin' !!" - YMIW #40

01:47 - "you're what I think I look like . . " -- longer section of Pete's intro
segment w/ audience -- "Live at JFL Montreal - 2014" #218

01:50 - "wuh . . I'm fuckin' Fat !" -- Bill Burr - YMIW #23

01:52 - "you made it weird" - Kumail Nanjiani -- 1st minutes of YMIW #1

02:14 - "you made it weird" - (( 1st time Pete sez )) -- 1st minutes of YMIW #1

02:16 - "Pete's the winner !" / "Oh, Pete's the winner of the show" /
"what you do to an audience is very special" / "percentage-wise, nobody
is entertained at this point in the podcast" -- Mike Birbiglia - YMIW #111

02:21 - "crispy" -- Sarah Silverman - YMIW #9

02:28 - Nerdist Chimes

02:29 - "keep it crispy ?" -- Ray Romano - YMIW #212

02:30 - "yeeeerrr' deeeaaad" -- Chelsea Peretti

02:33 - "Nice Little Chunk of Change" -- Pete & Patrick's versions . . together !
YMIW #40

02:38 - thru 03:37 -- Chicken Section ! - YMIW #40

03:38 - thru 03:55 - Iliza Schlesinger Section, including: "Meditative Chant droning",
( prayer-mat ) solo and w/ Pete / "keep it crispy"

03:56 - "Pussy and The Poo-Laugh" -- segment w/ Jenny Slate. The "Poo-Laugh"
being the first Weird sound-bite I made note of and grabbed a sample !

  • YMIW #55

04:20 - random Pete-laugh, from a YouTube compilation I found days ago called
"Pete Holmes Laugh Supercut" which rather misses the point of Pete's
wide-range of delightful laughs, instead going for a batch of near identicals

04:23 - "keep the music goin' !!" -- w/ Grace Helbig - YMIW #244

04:26 - "I'm going to the sky where I don't belong" & "I'm gonna' get drunk in the sky"
-- Pete & Jenny Slate - YMIW #55

04:29 - "spaceship laugh" -- w/ Aisha Tyler - YMIW #105

04:30 - "I enjoyed sipping a cocktail in The SKY !!!" -- Pete w/ Harris Wittels - #46

04:32 - "WooooOooo-oooo" -- Pete and Ben Schwartz - YMIW #198

04:38 - "Ooo ! . . I wanna go to the Moooon " -- The Pete Holmes Show
-- "Lying" monologue

04:43 - "Jack -- Black" -- 2 blended versions from "Getting Doug With High"

04:47 - "sorry, I don't run the bakery" -- Kumail Nanjiani

  • "Live at JFL Montreal - 2014" #218

04:50 - "Carrot Cake w/ Al Pacino" segment -- Dana Carvey - YMIW #239

05:17 - "We Stop Going to Heaven" segment -- John Hodgman - YMIW #163

05:45 - "keep it crispy" -- Larry Miller - YMIW #35

05:47 - "keep it crispy" -- "drunken" Ellie Kemper - YMIW #257

05:49 - "keep it crispy !" -- "Weird" Al Yankovic - YMIW #246

05:51 - "keep it crispy !" -- Patton Oswalt -- YMIW #237

05:51 - "keep it crispy !" -- Kristen Schaal - YMIW #85

05:54 - "keep it criiiispy !!" -- Ben Schwartz - YMIW #198

05:57 - "keep it crispy !" -- Pete in unison w/ Grace Helbig - - YMIW #244

05:59 - "keep it crispy !" ( as Charlton Heston ) -- Dana Gould - YMIW #44

06:00 - "it's so fun being funny" w/ Emily Gordon & Kumail Nanjiani on "Pete
Holmes does Batman and plays Splinter Cell - The Indoor Kids - Part 2"

06:02 - "keep it crispy" -- Jenny Slate - YMIW #55

06:02 - "keep it crispy" -- Jon Hamm .. w/ Pete's snorty-sneeze laffs - YMIW #137

06:10 - "we had laughs .. we had me" - "Live at JFL Montreal - 2014" #218

06:13 - "We think that being good is good, so . . that's good"
-- Grace Helbig - YMIW #244

06:21 - "that was better than rock `n' roll" - Brian Regan - YMIW #281

06:24 - "hoo hoo hoo, keep kep it cruuka" & "kap a kack kus ( cap a cactus ? )"
-- Brian Regan - YMIW #281

06:26 - Pete's sputter-laugh into "so how did that feel ? How'd that feel comin'
outta' your face ? . . . pretty good ?" -- Nick Kroll - YMIW #13

06:28 - "we were't rollin' ?, we Weren't rollin'" - Chicken -- - YMIW #40

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