Other Major Label Recording
Urban Legends - Shanghai Organ Harvest Incorporated

When you're rolling down the strip in old Shanghai.
Got a hunger in your veins, poppy in your eye.
You can see the dragon rising in the neon lights.
The booze, the broads the bigtime just ain't doin' you right.
Right there in the doorway there's a pretty young thing, sees it in your eyes sees it on your skin.
Just a little sweet talking and you're already in, back up to your neck in the sweet smell of sin, sin.....
Since you been in town you ain't seen a gram,
Times been tough since you been on the lamb.
All around the room glassy eyes turn to you and you might just get to thinking that the rumors are true,
'bout.
(Chorus)
Discount organs
Discreet operations
Backstreet abortions
Anonymous donations
Experimental procedures
Collect at your leisure
Kidneys and hearts
And that's just the start
It's the Shanghai organ harvest incorporated.
Dee, dee, deep in the belly with the scum and the bile
that long pair of legs slaps you with a smile, shimmies on over pulls up a seat, can't tell what she's saying but them cans is a treat, tree,
three times already, you lit up that pipe call the bartender 'cos your thirst's getting ripe.
If you're gonna drink the nectar keep your eyes on the scene 'cos there's more going on if you know what I mean.
Meanwhile you're feeling dizzy your head starts to spin, what was in that drink did she put something in?
Your legs go from under you the floor hits your chin helpless and unconscious you just found yourself in a world of
(Chorus)
Discount organs
Discreet operations
Backstreet abortions
Anonymous donations
Experimental procedures
Collect at your leisure
Kidneys and hearts
And that's just the start
It's the Shanghai organ harvest incorporated.
Why am I here in this bathtub full of ice? I feel liverless and they've taken my eyes
I wish I'd a-listened
Wish I'd a-took heed.
They may take your kidney or even your nose
ain't nothing sacred anything goes.
I heard all the warnings
I did not believe.
If you find yourself jonesing down Shanghai way.
Looking for some action and you're able to pay.
There in the shadows there in the grime
They'll strip you for parts in double quick time.
(Chorus)
Discount organs
Discreet operations
Backstreet abortions
Anonymous donations
Experimental procedures
Collect at your leisure
Kidneys and hearts
And that's just the start.
The legs of a cat
the eyes of a snail
The nose of a rat
the belly of a whale
We got special deals
replace your feet with wheels
lungs going cheap a new spine in a week (these prices won't keep)
rhinoceros horns a rosebush's thorns
tarantula's ears a sea urchin's tears.
With our loyalty card you can get a free heart makes a great christmas gift heal your emotional rift.
If you buy two today
for six months you don't pay
no money down while you're still in town
but the next time you're here you'll know that we're near,
we'll come take our fee ain't nothing for free
We're the Shanghai organ harvest incorporated.