A few years ago, I'd have laughed if you told me that Deep House producers would be a ruling majority in this country and that the tyranny of 4/4 would become a harsh reality, but here we are in 2025, it's been five years since the breakbeat purges destroyed much of Bristol and I don't want to be sent to a re-education camp where they'll play me Your Love by Jamie Principle on a loop until I comply.

So I've conceded defeat.

You win House music.

Note: So I can fit in and remain inconspicuous, I've observed the cover images used to convey a housey vibe. I've gone for this picture of a beach.

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