{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"hearthis.at","provider_url":"https:\/\/hearthis.at","height":"150","width":"100%","title":"Macro Fintech DevOps At The IHOP v2 (Mastered with Aurora to 100%)","description":"Another current events banger interlaced with tech industry jokes. My 82nd vocal track. Someone will have to correct me that a Grand Slam that -does- have ham, is only the Lumberjack Slam lol.\r\nlyrics\r\nDisney afantasia,\r\nAnd it's just Mickey\r\nSitting alone,\r\nUnable to imagine anything.\r\n\r\nMy kaizen mentor messaged:\r\n"Can you hop on a quick call?"\r\n"Can you hop off a quick bridge?"\r\nAnd his head had a thick ridge,\r\nAs if this explained it all.\r\n\r\nI lament the loss of what was before.\r\nWe can't even have\r\nCultured communist tech lords anymore.\r\n\r\nAnd when the video on my phone\r\nStopped buffering,\r\nThe secretary of war\r\nConfirmed samsara would be nirvana\r\nIf not for all the suffering.\r\n\r\nAnd I was thinking\u2014\r\nA posit of possible wisdom\u2014\r\nAs I was global positioning\r\nTheir snack bus,\r\nThat maybe Antifa\r\nJust believes in the power\r\nOf nominative determinism\r\nFar more than the rest of us.\r\n\r\nWhat would bring\r\nThe most entertaining outcome\r\nWas that the cheerleaders\r\nOn the conflict diamond squad\u2014\r\nWho were otherwise wholesome\u2014\r\nTook their boyfriends\r\nTo the jeweler at the mall\r\nAnd put their beaus in shock\r\nBy saying that they wanted\r\nWhichever rock\r\nCaused the most suffering.\r\n\r\nOn the street in New York,\r\nAs I was passing through\r\nTo the subway station,\r\nI asked if they replaced\r\nThe little girl who hated money\r\nWith the brass lobster.\r\nAnd they said,\r\n"No, she merely underwent carcinization,\r\nAs all things do."\r\n\r\nI thought,\r\n"Daddy needs a new pair of shoes,"\r\nAnd then was humbled by the piece\r\nIn transformer news:\r\nIs the cure to male loneliness\r\nMaking the Kessel run\r\nThrough the Strait of Hormuz?\r\nThings are gettin' weird, hoss.\r\n\r\nRegarding carrots and sticks,\r\nMy homie greeted me with\r\n"Get my account back, you boss,\r\nUsing your political tricks."\r\nLook out, boys\u2014\r\nWe got NGOs 2.0\r\nBefore GTA 6."You look a little\r\nUnder the weather.\r\nDon't let the bad gas issue get to ya.\r\n\r\n"Our girl in black leather\r\nWas looking for a certain kind of guy,\r\nLike Lady Bensozia\r\nLooking for her Amodai.\r\n\r\n"I must say," said\r\nThis ravishing trendsetter\r\nAs she shifted her brassard,\r\n"I have to be on the level:\r\nWell-fed devils behave better\r\nThan famished saints."\r\nAnd one of my principal complaints\r\nWas that the golden fetters\r\nWere chafing pretty hard.\r\n\r\nWhoever called it effective altruism\r\nAnd not crazy rich Bayesians\r\nHad lost their rhythm\r\nAnd the support of a bunch of Asians.\r\n\r\nShe went on to remind me from her\r\nCheeseburger squalor:\r\n"Because they aren't Bayesians.\r\nIt's stolen valor."\r\n\r\nShe munched it slow to savor it\r\nAnd said,\r\n"Tech Bro Decides\r\nIs my personal favorite."\r\n\r\nAnd she asked,\r\n"Is this the new FTX, Sam?\r\nDon't you know your Sam?\r\nSometimes a new Sam\r\nIs worse than the old Sam,\r\nAnd a grand slam\r\nHas quite a lot of ham.\r\nThis is turning out to be\r\nA pretty good jam."\r\n\r\nNow don't be hasty,\r\nBut pivoting from Bankman-Fried to Altman\r\nIs sure to be mighty tasty\r\nAnd get us a better screed.\r\n\r\n545 : Macro Fintech DevOps At The IHOP released March 15, 2026\r\n\r\nFeature.fm link to this track:\r\nhttps:\/\/ffm.to\/macro-fintech-devops-at-the-ihop\r\n\r\nSoundCloud link for this track:\r\nhttps:\/\/soundcloud.com\/doug-stoothoff\/macro-fintech-devops-at-the-ihop\r\n\r\nSpotify for this track:\r\nhttps:\/\/open.spotify.com\/track\/2de7Zn7mt3RRvT8LEzpCF8\r\n\r\nTidal for this track:\r\nhttp:\/\/www.tidal.com\/track\/508282026\r\n\r\nApple for this track:\r\nhttps:\/\/geo.music.apple.com\/us\/album\/macro-fintech-devops-at-the-ihop\/1886616576?i=1886616577&app=music&ls=1\r\n\r\nBandcamp for this track:\r\nhttps:\/\/dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com\/track\/macro-fintech-devops-at-the-ihop\r\n\r\nDouglas P Stoothoff main site:\r\nhttps:\/\/exedexes1.com\/\r\nhttps:\/\/exedexes1.godaddysites.com\/\r\n\r\nYoutube 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