"Welcome bruv's and bruvettes! Cockney Nutjob, as I live and breathe!
He’s so very London he’s already made a million in the last 5 seconds, invented tea, blown up parliament, died of the plague and been reborn as a chimney sweep pearly King (and Queen)! Wearing nothing but three rolex’s and a suit of pure Rimmel lipstick he is positively ‘mad-bare crutterz’ to be releasing his Nina Simone edit, “My baby don’t…” on our peng-hench asses…
We don’t know what that means either! It doesn’t really matter, because Mr Nutjob is an 'apples and stairs' cock-er-ney geezer and even if we don’t understand a word we still love the sex cowboy.
A hale and hearty welcome to Scour Records you cheeky pompadour! London Eye-Eye!" - Fat Harry.