Other Bomethius
OUTLAWS

Ok, I did some adjusting. It sounds better now. Charles laid down some pencil work... Err, maybe they were pens? I could resist throwing my impression(s) of R and M in at the end... It just seemed necessary.

Written, performed and recorded by Jonathan Hodges; pens(cils) by Charles Hodges.
Lyrics:

New habits die old,
and old habits die few.

Every person single has standards too high.
But otherwise engaged they’re simply too low.

So let’s build us a prison
We can step inside as equals
And then we’ll both have something to burn.

I want to be someone special
to you one day.
In other words
Let's make each other cry…
Spoken: (with vows... forever and ever.)

So you’ll gain weight some day
and I will resent you—or maybe I won’t.
I’ll lose my job,
We’ll lose our house
Our children won’t respect us

I’ll hate your in-laws (Wait. Wouldn't that just be my family?)
I’ll hate your in-laws, if you’ll hate mine.
You’ll hate my in laws and we'll all hate yours.