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Mythshifter-Vision 1: Jacked Frost, Lord of The Crunk Gnomes

Merry Christmas and Seasons Greetings from all here at The Xylen Roberts Manor...and by that I mean my off grid right wing Militiaman style shack. Anyway, I know this is coming a day late and a dollar short and a bridge too far and a river runs through it, but I have a special Christmas gift for all y'all! This last week I have been cooking up a new Mythsnifter instrumental jam called 'Vision 1: Jacked Frost'. It's a cut off an upcoming Winter Solstice/Christmas themed new instrumental Mythshifter album. It won't be dropping until late January or Februrary but the holidays are state of mind, maaaaaaaaan. I'm Dennis Hopper, duuuuuuude. Hell out in the fuckin' Netherlands they have a Saint Nick Festival in muthafuckin' May, man. That's fuckin' mental!!! In Fuckin' May is when the the dear departed Hopster's birthday is, maaaaaan! You ever look into the eyes of a flaming faggot and see the ghosts of Saint Nicholas of staring back at you cause I have man, once, in Nam!!! Anyway, moving on from my dumb Dennis Hopper impersonation...

The first leaked track 'Vision 1: Jacked Frost' is a sort of hard tin organy, glockenspielish, sleigh bellicosin' spooky winter jam that sounds like Mannheim Steamroller, Richard D. James (of Aphex Twin), and Can all went caroling together but accidentally took a wrong turn and wound up in the woods where an interdimensional time warp caused everyone to wind up at the top of a mountain tripping on mushrooms with Alejandro Jodorowsky...or something to that effect. Hey do you like run-on sentences? Because if the last sentence is any indication, I sure as heck do! Annnnnnnnywho, I had some ideas to do an entire Various Vortices style variety Christmas podcast with music, comedy skits, and interviews but didn't get the inspiration until it was too late. So instead I worked up a new song. Oh well, there's always next year, ya big queers! Double anyway, I hope you're all having some Happy Holidays. Cause mine have been a little crappy in all honesty. Gastroesophagael issues thanks to a lapse to the old drinkypoo paid me a visit before Santa came a slip slidin' down the chimney this year. But it's cool: Nothin' some Tagamet, bone broth, chamomile tea, and two weeks to two months of healing won't cure! Yippy-ki-yay, muthafuckas! In all seriousness though: Alcohol can suck my muthafuckin' dick! Definitely plan on permanently quitting that shit and sticking with it this time.

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe...well except for the commenting part. My wall is off for the time being, but feel free to hit me up on Minds or Soundcloud. Hiiiiiiii-yah!!! Happy New Year!!!!! And don't forget the reason for the season: The Krishna Christ consciousness. And I am one hundred serious about that one. I know it's hard to tell when I'm being serious or joking because of my occasionally post-ironic sense of humor but I am being completely truthful about that one :) Oh yes, and stay tuned for Mythshifter-Jacked Frost: A Winter Solstice Saga (In Seven Lucky Visions) to drop in a few months on Avadhuta Records. I'll be uploading the full album on here and on the Mythshifter soundcloud too. See ya!

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