Wed, 22 Apr 2026 20:54:23 +0200 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/ en-EN xylen_roberts@yahoo.com xylen_roberts@yahoo.com https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/ https://img.hearthis.at/9/8/1/_/uploads/9410037/image_user/w1400_h1400_q70_ptrue_v2_----cropped_1637190712189.jpg no no https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/medeski-martin-wolves-rough-cut-mastered-1/
Plaid The Pimp Tailor is an apocalyptic adventure series that follows a redpilled freedom fighter named Plaid and various friends as they traverse Samsara Junkyard, a hyperreality version of our own world, investigating mysteries and conspiracies of one form or another. It is accompanied by the Soothsayer Series, which is of instrumental nature as opposed to Plaid's vocal/lyric based take. Each set of 2 of the overall 14 album series takes place in a different environment: spooky rural (aka Halloween), winter, tropical, rainforest, desert, Hollywood's fake 'space' and finally sky. 'Medeski Martin & Wolves' and The Splinters Of Winter album it is from takes place in a winter landscape (The Siberian/Antarctic Area to be exact) and is the big brother of the previously released instrumental Mythshifter album 'Soothsayer 2: Snow Angels and Ice Demons Of The Frozen Purgatory' available on Gumroad and to listen to on several sites.

Support me on Gumroad: https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/]]>
Plaid The Pimp Tailor is an apocalyptic adventure series that follows a redpilled freedom fighter named Plaid and various friends as they traverse Samsara Junkyard, a hyperreality version of our own world, investigating mysteries and conspiracies of one form or another. It is accompanied by the Soothsayer Series, which is of instrumental nature as opposed to Plaid's vocal/lyric based take. Each set of 2 of the overall 14 album series takes place in a different environment: spooky rural (aka Halloween), winter, tropical, rainforest, desert, Hollywood's fake 'space' and finally sky. 'Medeski Martin & Wolves' and The Splinters Of Winter album it is from takes place in a winter landscape (The Siberian/Antarctic Area to be exact) and is the big brother of the previously released instrumental Mythshifter album 'Soothsayer 2: Snow Angels and Ice Demons Of The Frozen Purgatory' available on Gumroad and to listen to on several sites.

Support me on Gumroad: https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/]]> 10543628 no no Tue, 26 Dec 2023 03:34:29 +0100 2023-12-26T03:34:29+01:00 16:01 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/10-funeral-at-sea-master01/ 10054142 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 11:03 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/9-i-took-a-ride-on-a-guineafowl-pufferfish-master01/ 10054122 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 12:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/8-fifty-inhaled-dream-sunsets-master01/ 10054103 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 14:50 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/7-noxious-squid-agency-master01/ 10054077 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 5:02 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/6-subaquatic-humanoid-trap-mix-master01/ 10054068 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 8:29 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/5-a-beach-party-for-thallasophobes-master01/ 10054056 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 8:33 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/4-observe-the-frolicking-of-the-yellow-underwater-echidna-cows-master1/ 10054044 no no Mon, 11 Sep 2023 09:55:49 +0200 2023-09-11T09:55:49+02:00 12:20 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/3-hovering-ameoba-ship-master01/ 10054033 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 10:59 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/2-a-mandroid-needs-a-mermaid-master01/ 10054005 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 5:44 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/1-plaid-the-soothsurfer-master01/ 10053996 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 5:39 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/14-surf-outta-frame-master02/
Lyrics:

"Plaid's Log, August 25th, 2023: Another day, another sanddollar washes into the tides of time. Have to say I am pretty exhausted and world weary after this little ocean odysee. So much for a tropical getaway I guess. The forces of evil can't even leave a literal fucking paradise island alone, but I suppose its all been downhill with a bullet ever since the first humans crawled away in shame after expulsion from the Garden of Eden. Well, anyway, I digress. Let's recap this 'tropical adventure' I suppose: Went to the lost city of Atlantis, swam with echidna cows, did the fandango with some sexy mermaids. They were dolls, honestly the calm before the hurricane. Went to Circus City, punched out a bunch of vampire sjw clowns, tossed their nutjob Mayor into a whirlpool, found Pauly's secret diary, AND uncovered the revelation that not only was Circus City a smart city designed to keep people in line with mind control GMO tacos and 24 hour surveillance but that it was built on the ruins of a once thriving tropical island AND that the high tech Illuminati weapons used to wipe them out were secretly buried beneath the city itself! Jesus, will the nightmare of existence ever cease? I guess behind every paradise lurks some unfathomable Lovecraftian horror, or vice versa for that matter.

ok, what happened after? Well, then we teleported over to Indonesia to find Professor Pussycat Bitch's secret island where not only was Malaysian Flight 370 uncovered but Watermelon Felon and The Professor were conducting secret CERN/HAARP experiments to open up hellish ocean portals to generate the hurricane kraken monster Hurricane Jane The Ominous Kid Kraken. Soon after, that tentacled enfant terrible turned on their pirate science ship, killing that human trafficking watermelon seasnake hybrid thug the Watermelon Felon. The Professor skipped the scene in a wormhole unfortunately but right before he did we had to fight off Kid Kraken and some holographically generated sea snakes that came out of the same hell portal, and yada yada yada we killed them. I'm getting tired of talking in all honesty. All I want is to put the SS Soothsayer on auto pilot and zonk out to some benadryl.

Well, anyway, time for the good ol' SS Soothsayer to jetison the hell on outta here onto our next adventure. Who the hell knows where that'll be. Stay tuned for Plaid 1 and 2. Plaid 1 takes place in a Halloweenie type environment similar to Soothsayer 1:Eidolon Echoes by Mythshifter and tells of my first adventure in Samsara Junkyard, the second one in a winter landscape and follows Soothsayer 2 and so forth. Speaking of Mythshifter, time to plop in a little instrumental muzaq album the echidna cows gave to me for the long journey home. Its called 'Soothsayer 3: Surf Rockin' Apocalypso! Plaid's Odysea Continued." Hey, that's me! How about that? Appareantly it tells in wordless form some of the other stories we didn't have time to cover in this little concept album but keeps the same bizzaro tropical vibe and themes, so you should probably go listen to that. Til next time, remember what I told you in 'Taco Hell Smart City Supreme': "The reptile leaders wants us all to be their slaves/But we're better then them in every possible way/In the end, the gates of hell open wide/To swallow them all like sand in the tide." Plaid out! Stop the concept album! I'm getting seasick! Where the fuck did I put my dramamine anyway? SS Soothsayer AWAY!!!"-Plaid.

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), August 2023. All rights reerved.
]]>
Lyrics:

"Plaid's Log, August 25th, 2023: Another day, another sanddollar washes into the tides of time. Have to say I am pretty exhausted and world weary after this little ocean odysee. So much for a tropical getaway I guess. The forces of evil can't even leave a literal fucking paradise island alone, but I suppose its all been downhill with a bullet ever since the first humans crawled away in shame after expulsion from the Garden of Eden. Well, anyway, I digress. Let's recap this 'tropical adventure' I suppose: Went to the lost city of Atlantis, swam with echidna cows, did the fandango with some sexy mermaids. They were dolls, honestly the calm before the hurricane. Went to Circus City, punched out a bunch of vampire sjw clowns, tossed their nutjob Mayor into a whirlpool, found Pauly's secret diary, AND uncovered the revelation that not only was Circus City a smart city designed to keep people in line with mind control GMO tacos and 24 hour surveillance but that it was built on the ruins of a once thriving tropical island AND that the high tech Illuminati weapons used to wipe them out were secretly buried beneath the city itself! Jesus, will the nightmare of existence ever cease? I guess behind every paradise lurks some unfathomable Lovecraftian horror, or vice versa for that matter.

ok, what happened after? Well, then we teleported over to Indonesia to find Professor Pussycat Bitch's secret island where not only was Malaysian Flight 370 uncovered but Watermelon Felon and The Professor were conducting secret CERN/HAARP experiments to open up hellish ocean portals to generate the hurricane kraken monster Hurricane Jane The Ominous Kid Kraken. Soon after, that tentacled enfant terrible turned on their pirate science ship, killing that human trafficking watermelon seasnake hybrid thug the Watermelon Felon. The Professor skipped the scene in a wormhole unfortunately but right before he did we had to fight off Kid Kraken and some holographically generated sea snakes that came out of the same hell portal, and yada yada yada we killed them. I'm getting tired of talking in all honesty. All I want is to put the SS Soothsayer on auto pilot and zonk out to some benadryl.

Well, anyway, time for the good ol' SS Soothsayer to jetison the hell on outta here onto our next adventure. Who the hell knows where that'll be. Stay tuned for Plaid 1 and 2. Plaid 1 takes place in a Halloweenie type environment similar to Soothsayer 1:Eidolon Echoes by Mythshifter and tells of my first adventure in Samsara Junkyard, the second one in a winter landscape and follows Soothsayer 2 and so forth. Speaking of Mythshifter, time to plop in a little instrumental muzaq album the echidna cows gave to me for the long journey home. Its called 'Soothsayer 3: Surf Rockin' Apocalypso! Plaid's Odysea Continued." Hey, that's me! How about that? Appareantly it tells in wordless form some of the other stories we didn't have time to cover in this little concept album but keeps the same bizzaro tropical vibe and themes, so you should probably go listen to that. Til next time, remember what I told you in 'Taco Hell Smart City Supreme': "The reptile leaders wants us all to be their slaves/But we're better then them in every possible way/In the end, the gates of hell open wide/To swallow them all like sand in the tide." Plaid out! Stop the concept album! I'm getting seasick! Where the fuck did I put my dramamine anyway? SS Soothsayer AWAY!!!"-Plaid.

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), August 2023. All rights reerved.
]]> 10053702 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 7:25 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/13-deep-fake-sea-snakes-master02/
Project bluebeam got those project blue balls

deep fake sea snakes comin' from the fall

of man, right out a can of serpentine spam

now that snake be slippin' and runnin' on the lam

but the lamb of God is gonna get that sucka

power trippin' like a shitstorm shmucka

but I'm bettin' my dollars on the lamb of God

my last bits of silver, my last bits of paper

cuz that Cash App shit is gonna leave us all lepers

or maybe that's the vax and the GMO crap

but anyway, the day of the clones is on its way

lifelike masks, deep fake diarhea

but you gots to have the intuition to really see-uh it

digital doll la la la la lers

digital dollars for digital dolls

men becoming women, sexbots rising

deep fake sea snakes squirmin' all around (repeat)

for first piano section (goes along to melody):

CHORUS:
deep fake, deep fake sea snakes
Plaid and Hyper 'bout to make 'em all ache
deep fake, deep fake sea snakes
we'll flush 'em all down
down the Sargasso Sea whirlpool
ooh
time to liquidate those tools
(repeat; this chorus occurs at different variants through the entirety of the song)

Project bluebeam and project blueballs

For the commie cucks, for the commie cucks

SING IT!

Project paper clip and project stapled nips

for the ladyboys, for the fake women

SING IT! (repeat)

deep fake sea snakes squirmin' all around

Bluebeam Nessie Great Lakes will get ya drowned

deep fake athletes dying suddenlyyyyyy

replaced by another deep fake doppel

doppler radar spots another Damar

multiple Zelenskyys fightin' multiple wars

but its all made in a Hollywood backdrop

inversed morality enforced by bad actor commie cops

bad actor commie cops sippin' on their lattes

with testosterone milk

feminist transpigs beatin' down a patriot

for having no white guilt

deep fake the lady, replaced with Jack the Rippa

a hollow body hologram

Muslim maniac pushed an old man

down the stairway to heaven

deep fake the Muslim, deep fake the whole scene

deep fake the American Dream

make it seem like he helped the old man across the street

Jihad Copper going on his beat

beatin' folks with a 2 by 4

hits a random white guy with makeshift sword

I guess he didn't pay the White Guilt toll

Israel supremacists out on patrol

punchin' Palestinians and stealin' their gold

5g voodoo coursin' through the airwaves

makin' TIs get sick, and others depraved

makin' races kill each other

all the while newborns wakin' up to Drag Queen mothers

(deep fake variants)

Project bluebeam and project blueballs

For the commie cucks, for the commie cucks

SING IT!

Project paper clip and project stapled nips

for the ladyboys, for the fake women

SING IT! (repeat)

~~~ written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 3/11/2023 and August 2023. All rights reserved. ]]>
Project bluebeam got those project blue balls

deep fake sea snakes comin' from the fall

of man, right out a can of serpentine spam

now that snake be slippin' and runnin' on the lam

but the lamb of God is gonna get that sucka

power trippin' like a shitstorm shmucka

but I'm bettin' my dollars on the lamb of God

my last bits of silver, my last bits of paper

cuz that Cash App shit is gonna leave us all lepers

or maybe that's the vax and the GMO crap

but anyway, the day of the clones is on its way

lifelike masks, deep fake diarhea

but you gots to have the intuition to really see-uh it

digital doll la la la la lers

digital dollars for digital dolls

men becoming women, sexbots rising

deep fake sea snakes squirmin' all around (repeat)

for first piano section (goes along to melody):

CHORUS:
deep fake, deep fake sea snakes
Plaid and Hyper 'bout to make 'em all ache
deep fake, deep fake sea snakes
we'll flush 'em all down
down the Sargasso Sea whirlpool
ooh
time to liquidate those tools
(repeat; this chorus occurs at different variants through the entirety of the song)

Project bluebeam and project blueballs

For the commie cucks, for the commie cucks

SING IT!

Project paper clip and project stapled nips

for the ladyboys, for the fake women

SING IT! (repeat)

deep fake sea snakes squirmin' all around

Bluebeam Nessie Great Lakes will get ya drowned

deep fake athletes dying suddenlyyyyyy

replaced by another deep fake doppel

doppler radar spots another Damar

multiple Zelenskyys fightin' multiple wars

but its all made in a Hollywood backdrop

inversed morality enforced by bad actor commie cops

bad actor commie cops sippin' on their lattes

with testosterone milk

feminist transpigs beatin' down a patriot

for having no white guilt

deep fake the lady, replaced with Jack the Rippa

a hollow body hologram

Muslim maniac pushed an old man

down the stairway to heaven

deep fake the Muslim, deep fake the whole scene

deep fake the American Dream

make it seem like he helped the old man across the street

Jihad Copper going on his beat

beatin' folks with a 2 by 4

hits a random white guy with makeshift sword

I guess he didn't pay the White Guilt toll

Israel supremacists out on patrol

punchin' Palestinians and stealin' their gold

5g voodoo coursin' through the airwaves

makin' TIs get sick, and others depraved

makin' races kill each other

all the while newborns wakin' up to Drag Queen mothers

(deep fake variants)

Project bluebeam and project blueballs

For the commie cucks, for the commie cucks

SING IT!

Project paper clip and project stapled nips

for the ladyboys, for the fake women

SING IT! (repeat)

~~~ written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 3/11/2023 and August 2023. All rights reserved. ]]> 10053691 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 14:57 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/12-ominous-kid-kraken-master2/ 10053677 no no Mon, 11 Sep 2023 08:45:36 +0200 2023-09-11T08:45:36+02:00 5:01 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/11-wormhole-to-indonesia-master1/
Lyrics to 'Wormhole To Indonesia':

you could never rap like me
play multiple instruments and sing like me
innovate and provocate with truth like me

cuz you're nothing but a leashed monkey
a paid lackey, flex the muscle for your false gods
flex the muscle for your false gods, fedboi

nothing but a paid mercenary
in a time when its inexcusable to not pick a side
and by not, you already did
you let that vaccine kill those kids

CHORUS:
y'all power trippin' from here to Australia
caught a wormhole to Indonesia
found out that its the same worldwide
elites and their stooges plottin' our homicide

bet y'all would love me if I was Tom McDonald
he's confirmed Illuminati
shit's less redpill than my parent's Yanni
cd collection, or maybe John Tesh
makes me break out in a rash
like deadly contagion, and all the beats sound the same
this controlled op pop is so fucking lame
this controlled op pop is so fucking lame
la la la lame

I'm Plaid The PT, was ridin' in my bird wolf ship
'til fifty inhaled sunsets pulled me through a whirlpool
now I'm rollin' with the mothman in indonesia
set sail once again, sail over to Malaysia
ambrosia in the sky, fallen' like apocalypse
Hyper and I swim in nexus of solar eclipse
searching for the mystery of Malay Flight 370
word is they transported to a private island
the same one the Professor does his Dr. Moreau thing
testing on innocents for Crowleyian black science
we're dropping on the island by way of parachute
astral projection away from their dream inception
psychic samurai battle, the demon snake rattles
as the Four Horseman slink and prepare their saddles
direct energy engulfed in the light of God
giant vax mosquitoes left quivering and charred
dancin' in the danger zone, green mist rise from ancient alleys
spraypaint gremlins come alive to the sound of bouncing bells
I'm a gamelan gangster straight from broken radios
leaving tiny tyrants with tiny bruised egos
leaving tiny tyrants with tiny bruised egos
leaving tiny tyrants with tiny bruised egos

(recite chorus)

I've never been to Indonesia
but I've dreamt of Indonesia
deep sleep gamelan angels

time to pet the kitty
the world is gettin' shitty
time to move your ass out the city
cuz its turnin' into a civil war zone
cuz its turnin' into a civil war zone
cuz its turnin' into a civil war zone

(recite chorus)

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 6/23/22 and revised August 2023. All rights reserved.

]]>
Lyrics to 'Wormhole To Indonesia':

you could never rap like me
play multiple instruments and sing like me
innovate and provocate with truth like me

cuz you're nothing but a leashed monkey
a paid lackey, flex the muscle for your false gods
flex the muscle for your false gods, fedboi

nothing but a paid mercenary
in a time when its inexcusable to not pick a side
and by not, you already did
you let that vaccine kill those kids

CHORUS:
y'all power trippin' from here to Australia
caught a wormhole to Indonesia
found out that its the same worldwide
elites and their stooges plottin' our homicide

bet y'all would love me if I was Tom McDonald
he's confirmed Illuminati
shit's less redpill than my parent's Yanni
cd collection, or maybe John Tesh
makes me break out in a rash
like deadly contagion, and all the beats sound the same
this controlled op pop is so fucking lame
this controlled op pop is so fucking lame
la la la lame

I'm Plaid The PT, was ridin' in my bird wolf ship
'til fifty inhaled sunsets pulled me through a whirlpool
now I'm rollin' with the mothman in indonesia
set sail once again, sail over to Malaysia
ambrosia in the sky, fallen' like apocalypse
Hyper and I swim in nexus of solar eclipse
searching for the mystery of Malay Flight 370
word is they transported to a private island
the same one the Professor does his Dr. Moreau thing
testing on innocents for Crowleyian black science
we're dropping on the island by way of parachute
astral projection away from their dream inception
psychic samurai battle, the demon snake rattles
as the Four Horseman slink and prepare their saddles
direct energy engulfed in the light of God
giant vax mosquitoes left quivering and charred
dancin' in the danger zone, green mist rise from ancient alleys
spraypaint gremlins come alive to the sound of bouncing bells
I'm a gamelan gangster straight from broken radios
leaving tiny tyrants with tiny bruised egos
leaving tiny tyrants with tiny bruised egos
leaving tiny tyrants with tiny bruised egos

(recite chorus)

I've never been to Indonesia
but I've dreamt of Indonesia
deep sleep gamelan angels

time to pet the kitty
the world is gettin' shitty
time to move your ass out the city
cuz its turnin' into a civil war zone
cuz its turnin' into a civil war zone
cuz its turnin' into a civil war zone

(recite chorus)

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 6/23/22 and revised August 2023. All rights reserved.

]]> 10053657 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 7:40 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/10-high-ranking-plankton-master1/
Lyrics for 'High Ranking Plankton':

I had an earthquake dream
do cats have ESP?
I swear my cat is speaking to me
what's the frequency stirrin' up the cyborg bees?
someone pluckin' on a demon HAARP
I had an earthquake dream, then it came true
am I a prophet or are they messin' with my dreams?
perhaps a little bit of both
those fuckers took an oath
to protect all the plebs in their care
but they're just a bunch of liars
all their pants pre-bought on fire
drop 'em in the ocean and put 'em out
let them be food for the plankton and leviathans

microscopic management
another train derailment
another whistleblower swimmin' with the fishes now

swimmin' with the fishes, they drown the dirty dishes
yeah they're swimmin' with the fishes (repeat)

swim with the sharks, you will get chomped
let all the tyrants kill each other off
I hope they get re born as plankton yeah
up in the sky, a stealth ship has eyes
those tiny tyrants, each one thinks that they are God
but they're all frauds
controlling the weather with mods
controlling the weather with mods

microscopic management, water's toxic in Flint
another whistleblower swimmin' with the fishes now

(repeat swimming with the fishes)

I had a dream, that dream came true
I dreamt the devil came uh-looking or you
had to collect on another lost soul's debt
plankton police, the thought police
their kind increased as thinking decreased
one day they'll be food for the leviathans they worship yeah
I had a dream, that dream came true
revelations unravel the sacred spool
Four Horseman surfin' on a red hot lava pool

oceans on fire, the waves they're burning
oceans on fire (repeat)

swimmin' with the fishes etc.

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), MArch 2023. All rights reserved.]]>
Lyrics for 'High Ranking Plankton':

I had an earthquake dream
do cats have ESP?
I swear my cat is speaking to me
what's the frequency stirrin' up the cyborg bees?
someone pluckin' on a demon HAARP
I had an earthquake dream, then it came true
am I a prophet or are they messin' with my dreams?
perhaps a little bit of both
those fuckers took an oath
to protect all the plebs in their care
but they're just a bunch of liars
all their pants pre-bought on fire
drop 'em in the ocean and put 'em out
let them be food for the plankton and leviathans

microscopic management
another train derailment
another whistleblower swimmin' with the fishes now

swimmin' with the fishes, they drown the dirty dishes
yeah they're swimmin' with the fishes (repeat)

swim with the sharks, you will get chomped
let all the tyrants kill each other off
I hope they get re born as plankton yeah
up in the sky, a stealth ship has eyes
those tiny tyrants, each one thinks that they are God
but they're all frauds
controlling the weather with mods
controlling the weather with mods

microscopic management, water's toxic in Flint
another whistleblower swimmin' with the fishes now

(repeat swimming with the fishes)

I had a dream, that dream came true
I dreamt the devil came uh-looking or you
had to collect on another lost soul's debt
plankton police, the thought police
their kind increased as thinking decreased
one day they'll be food for the leviathans they worship yeah
I had a dream, that dream came true
revelations unravel the sacred spool
Four Horseman surfin' on a red hot lava pool

oceans on fire, the waves they're burning
oceans on fire (repeat)

swimmin' with the fishes etc.

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), MArch 2023. All rights reserved.]]> 10053650 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 11:45 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/9-sleep-deprivation-master1/
Lyrics for 'Sleep Deprivation (Pauly The Shore Watchman's Lament)':

CHORUS:
I must man my station, oh this sleep deprivation
I shall need a vacation in the excesses of my mind
my mind

penguins are my only friends
and I haven't seen a girl in years
if one don't come along soon, I'll do the prettiest girl who comes along me path
alcohol and opium send me on my merry way
drifting off on lighthouse beams
waiting for the sea to swallow me whole

(recite chorus)

???
tiny trees abound
a UFO has crashed on the rocky shores
maybe there's a three breasted alien maiden waiting there for me
I shall go, my feet filled with lichens
glowing red oysters spring from the relics
flying high with crimson wings
and they shoot me with razor sharp vampire lazers
down to the bottom of the sea I go, oh

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson) sometime in 2004. All rights reserved.]]>
Lyrics for 'Sleep Deprivation (Pauly The Shore Watchman's Lament)':

CHORUS:
I must man my station, oh this sleep deprivation
I shall need a vacation in the excesses of my mind
my mind

penguins are my only friends
and I haven't seen a girl in years
if one don't come along soon, I'll do the prettiest girl who comes along me path
alcohol and opium send me on my merry way
drifting off on lighthouse beams
waiting for the sea to swallow me whole

(recite chorus)

???
tiny trees abound
a UFO has crashed on the rocky shores
maybe there's a three breasted alien maiden waiting there for me
I shall go, my feet filled with lichens
glowing red oysters spring from the relics
flying high with crimson wings
and they shoot me with razor sharp vampire lazers
down to the bottom of the sea I go, oh

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson) sometime in 2004. All rights reserved.]]> 10053637 no no Mon, 11 Sep 2023 08:45:27 +0200 2023-09-11T08:45:27+02:00 4:55 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/8-hyper-dolphins-badass-dub-exotica-jam-master1/
'Hyper Dolphin's Badass Dub Exotica Jam'

(repeat to bass) Hyper Dolphin's Badass Dub Exotica Jam, Hyper Dolphin's badass dub exotica
taking on the world with tropicalia rams, taking on the world one perp at a time (repeat once)

we comin' complete with cannonball glands, taking on the world one perp at a time
taking on the world with our Godly lambs

I can't believe that we got away, the Circus City minions on our tail, actin' cray
grasshopper coppers they were spying on me, the vax mosquito he tried to play me
I found a hidden diary in the lighthouse
'neath a secret compartment guarded by a mouse
Pauly the Shore Watchmen's secret diary
the Taco Hell thugs were looking for it, G
I grabbed it and bolted for the bird wolf ship
soothsurfin' with Plaid, yeah we took a dip
a burrito shark tried to size me up
but my superior dolphin brain broke his ass up
an NPC crab cop with his brainless stalk
attached to the ship with his mutant claw grip
I knocked his ass off the plank and made him walk
in the confusion, his pants he did rip
Plaid booted up the dimensional shift codes
opened up a portal, a cosmic commode
but really more like a washing machine
we were gone in a flash, this shit is pretty routine

Hyper Dolphin's Badass Dub Exotica Jam, Hyper Dolphin's badass dub exotica
Pauly the Shore Watchmen was a good man, a lighthouse worker, a clown comedianne

Circus City was way worse than we knew
goin' down the drain with a serpentine noose
so many revelations in Pauly's lost pages
turns out it wasn't a simple gang pounce
Antifa hitmen hired by Watermelon
under explicit orders of the Professor
Pauly had figured out that 'neath the island
were a secret collection of DEWS
before Circus City was a smart city
it was a paradise complete with natives
they were burned to death under sus circumstances
the Professor was involved, doin' demon dances

Plaid and I recall the recent fires in Maui
no doubt in our minds Pussycat Bitch is involved

The WEF want us to trust the plan
but I trust the plan
like I trust my hand not to jerk off my own dick haha

I myself have my own motivations
see me and the Professor have unfinished biz
I once was a normal kid like all of y'all
'til I got snatched by Watermelon and Aerosol
they sold me out to the Pussycat Bitch
I was real worried he was a pizzagate witch
but instead I was injected with ooze
and hybridized with a fuckin' dolphin
now playin' God is a real big sin
well The Professors done it time and time again
but everytime I find him he gives me the slip stich
him and Bill Gates of Hell, two devils in a distich

word is he's got some labs in South Asia
guessin' Indonesia/Malaysia
but we'll get back to you on all of that
'til then: onward we go!!!!

in the meantime, enjoy a little bit of Pauly's diary pages set to music
they have a lofi 4-track vibe like some kind of 20 year old time capsule buried in the beach
I'd say buried treasure but that's a bit of a cliche, don't ta think?
bye-bye!!!!!!!

Hyper Dolphin's Badass Dub Exotica Jam, Hyper Dolphin's badass dub exotica
taking on the world with tropicalia rams, taking on the world one perp at a time

we comin' complete with cannonball glands, taking on the world one perp at a time
taking on the world with our Godly lambs

+++ written by Chris Robertson (Xylen Roberts), 8/22/23. All rights reserved. ]]>
'Hyper Dolphin's Badass Dub Exotica Jam'

(repeat to bass) Hyper Dolphin's Badass Dub Exotica Jam, Hyper Dolphin's badass dub exotica
taking on the world with tropicalia rams, taking on the world one perp at a time (repeat once)

we comin' complete with cannonball glands, taking on the world one perp at a time
taking on the world with our Godly lambs

I can't believe that we got away, the Circus City minions on our tail, actin' cray
grasshopper coppers they were spying on me, the vax mosquito he tried to play me
I found a hidden diary in the lighthouse
'neath a secret compartment guarded by a mouse
Pauly the Shore Watchmen's secret diary
the Taco Hell thugs were looking for it, G
I grabbed it and bolted for the bird wolf ship
soothsurfin' with Plaid, yeah we took a dip
a burrito shark tried to size me up
but my superior dolphin brain broke his ass up
an NPC crab cop with his brainless stalk
attached to the ship with his mutant claw grip
I knocked his ass off the plank and made him walk
in the confusion, his pants he did rip
Plaid booted up the dimensional shift codes
opened up a portal, a cosmic commode
but really more like a washing machine
we were gone in a flash, this shit is pretty routine

Hyper Dolphin's Badass Dub Exotica Jam, Hyper Dolphin's badass dub exotica
Pauly the Shore Watchmen was a good man, a lighthouse worker, a clown comedianne

Circus City was way worse than we knew
goin' down the drain with a serpentine noose
so many revelations in Pauly's lost pages
turns out it wasn't a simple gang pounce
Antifa hitmen hired by Watermelon
under explicit orders of the Professor
Pauly had figured out that 'neath the island
were a secret collection of DEWS
before Circus City was a smart city
it was a paradise complete with natives
they were burned to death under sus circumstances
the Professor was involved, doin' demon dances

Plaid and I recall the recent fires in Maui
no doubt in our minds Pussycat Bitch is involved

The WEF want us to trust the plan
but I trust the plan
like I trust my hand not to jerk off my own dick haha

I myself have my own motivations
see me and the Professor have unfinished biz
I once was a normal kid like all of y'all
'til I got snatched by Watermelon and Aerosol
they sold me out to the Pussycat Bitch
I was real worried he was a pizzagate witch
but instead I was injected with ooze
and hybridized with a fuckin' dolphin
now playin' God is a real big sin
well The Professors done it time and time again
but everytime I find him he gives me the slip stich
him and Bill Gates of Hell, two devils in a distich

word is he's got some labs in South Asia
guessin' Indonesia/Malaysia
but we'll get back to you on all of that
'til then: onward we go!!!!

in the meantime, enjoy a little bit of Pauly's diary pages set to music
they have a lofi 4-track vibe like some kind of 20 year old time capsule buried in the beach
I'd say buried treasure but that's a bit of a cliche, don't ta think?
bye-bye!!!!!!!

Hyper Dolphin's Badass Dub Exotica Jam, Hyper Dolphin's badass dub exotica
taking on the world with tropicalia rams, taking on the world one perp at a time

we comin' complete with cannonball glands, taking on the world one perp at a time
taking on the world with our Godly lambs

+++ written by Chris Robertson (Xylen Roberts), 8/22/23. All rights reserved. ]]> 10053632 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 5:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/7-tacobience/ 10053622 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 5:12 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/6-taco-hell-smart-city-supreme-samba-mix/
Lyrics for 'Taco Hell Smart City Supreme (Samba Mix)":

CHORUS:
I hope the government one day goes the way of Blockbuster Video
chokin' on a Taco Hell Smart City Supreme
chocked full of the vaccine

cha ch cha ch cha cha choking (repeat)

the government's gonna reap what it sows
fedboi bad actors can't disquise all their glows
so our watchdogs can shake off all of you fleas

they put a prick in our arms and shut down all of our farms
leavin' nothing but GMO fast food
herd us all into worker drone teams
At Combination Taco Hell Smart City Supremes
blockin' the sun, replace with AI sunbeams
flourescent lights slow dance tango with WIFI
now everyone is sick, from athletes to TIs
Diet Myocarditis comes free proof of purchase
with proof of booster shot and proof of blood clots
whoever doesn't die off becomes a soulless robot
but God's light is moving through all of the cracks
waitin' for the day to lay down a smackdown

until their New World Order decays and goes the way
of Blockbuster Video, bust those old blocks away

over and over and over again
their GMO parasites tear apart our insides
over and over and over again
the gangstalkers terrorize our skies

gangstalkers are the new mall cops (repeat)
and equally as ill relevant
governments are the new Blockbuster Video (repeat)
bankrupt, broken, corrupt and choking

cha ch cha ch cha cha choking (repeat)

make it a Blockbuster night and a border night too
bust away all the blocks, make a run for the border
the smart city drones are-uh comin' for us
under direction of the Queen Succubus
Dr. Pinko's tapeworms squirtin' out the pink slime
That makes all the burgers that you shove down your throat
It doubles as a weapon shootin' out of their drones
double jump over moats, I still got life in these bones
Giant burrito sharks snap and growl at me
As I make my way past the Sargasso Sea
Endless hybrid monsters fillin' out the end days
All the result of demon DNA mixing
Their reptile leaders wanna make us their slaves
But we're better than them in every possible way
In the end, the gates to Hell open wide
To swallow them all like sand in the tide

In the end, the gates to Hell open wide
To swallow them all like sand in the tide
Like sand in the tide, like sand in the tide
They're gonna get swallowed up
they're gonna get swallowed up

over and over and over again
their GMO parasites tear apart our insides
over and over and over again
the gangstalkers terrorize our fucking skies
BUT THEY AINT SHIT!

gangstalkers are the new mall cops (repeat)
and equally as ill relevant
governments are the new Blockbuster Video (repeat)
bankrupt, broken, corrupt and choking

cha ch cha ch cha cha choking (repeat)

I hope that they choke, I hope that they choken
on their Taco Hell Smart City Supremes
and their vaccines (repeat)

I hope the government one day goes the way of Blockbuster Video
chokin' on a Taco Hell Smart City Supreme
chocked full of the vaccine (repeat)

+++ all sung/rapped words in this song written/performed by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 4/6/2023 except for the 'make it a Blockbuster night' line which comes from an old Taco Bell/Blockbuster commercial.]]>
Lyrics for 'Taco Hell Smart City Supreme (Samba Mix)":

CHORUS:
I hope the government one day goes the way of Blockbuster Video
chokin' on a Taco Hell Smart City Supreme
chocked full of the vaccine

cha ch cha ch cha cha choking (repeat)

the government's gonna reap what it sows
fedboi bad actors can't disquise all their glows
so our watchdogs can shake off all of you fleas

they put a prick in our arms and shut down all of our farms
leavin' nothing but GMO fast food
herd us all into worker drone teams
At Combination Taco Hell Smart City Supremes
blockin' the sun, replace with AI sunbeams
flourescent lights slow dance tango with WIFI
now everyone is sick, from athletes to TIs
Diet Myocarditis comes free proof of purchase
with proof of booster shot and proof of blood clots
whoever doesn't die off becomes a soulless robot
but God's light is moving through all of the cracks
waitin' for the day to lay down a smackdown

until their New World Order decays and goes the way
of Blockbuster Video, bust those old blocks away

over and over and over again
their GMO parasites tear apart our insides
over and over and over again
the gangstalkers terrorize our skies

gangstalkers are the new mall cops (repeat)
and equally as ill relevant
governments are the new Blockbuster Video (repeat)
bankrupt, broken, corrupt and choking

cha ch cha ch cha cha choking (repeat)

make it a Blockbuster night and a border night too
bust away all the blocks, make a run for the border
the smart city drones are-uh comin' for us
under direction of the Queen Succubus
Dr. Pinko's tapeworms squirtin' out the pink slime
That makes all the burgers that you shove down your throat
It doubles as a weapon shootin' out of their drones
double jump over moats, I still got life in these bones
Giant burrito sharks snap and growl at me
As I make my way past the Sargasso Sea
Endless hybrid monsters fillin' out the end days
All the result of demon DNA mixing
Their reptile leaders wanna make us their slaves
But we're better than them in every possible way
In the end, the gates to Hell open wide
To swallow them all like sand in the tide

In the end, the gates to Hell open wide
To swallow them all like sand in the tide
Like sand in the tide, like sand in the tide
They're gonna get swallowed up
they're gonna get swallowed up

over and over and over again
their GMO parasites tear apart our insides
over and over and over again
the gangstalkers terrorize our fucking skies
BUT THEY AINT SHIT!

gangstalkers are the new mall cops (repeat)
and equally as ill relevant
governments are the new Blockbuster Video (repeat)
bankrupt, broken, corrupt and choking

cha ch cha ch cha cha choking (repeat)

I hope that they choke, I hope that they choken
on their Taco Hell Smart City Supremes
and their vaccines (repeat)

I hope the government one day goes the way of Blockbuster Video
chokin' on a Taco Hell Smart City Supreme
chocked full of the vaccine (repeat)

+++ all sung/rapped words in this song written/performed by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 4/6/2023 except for the 'make it a Blockbuster night' line which comes from an old Taco Bell/Blockbuster commercial.]]> 10053615 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 14:38 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/5-circus-city-master1/
(lyrics coming soon)]]>
(lyrics coming soon)]]> 10053602 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 8:46 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/4-the-fed-is-a-clock-surf-mix-tape-master-1/
Lyrics for 'The Fed Is A Clock (Surf Mix)':

CHORUS:
the fed is a clock, the fed is a clock
goodness gracious sakes alive, the fed is a clock
the left at the 6, the right at the 12
and every number in between the feds are there too
you gots to watch out, you gots to watch out
you gots to have your wits about you, damn straight

I'm off, flyin' off the axil, huh!
zombies trippin' on Paxil, gang!
stalkers workin' an angle, low!
it don't get no lower, no!
y'all heard about Maui? Yes!
I know it was an inside job, yes!
popo actin' like gangstalkers
Hawaii police chief is a murderer
yep it was a land grab
popo scuttle like land crabs
hide away in their mansions
when the fire expansion
somewhow takes out the poor folks
all the native Maui
leavin' be rich Illuminati
tell me how can that be?
fedbois workin' like clockwork, yes!
disappeared when the flames twerked, yes!
who funded the Red Cross, when
they swooped in to save them? Yep
it was Lockheed MArtin, what?
they made the DEWs, huh?
the ones that started those flaming jerks
fedbois workin' like clockwork

fedbois working like clockwork!

(repeat chorus)

flying by
the Pacific
cities burn, leviathans squirm

leviathan dripping with sin
snatch at the dead, floating and burnt
Hyper and I started to cry
a good friend on Maui just died
a pigeon told us the bad news
we were in route to Circus City
got to handle one crime at a time
another friend met a dark fate there
I astral projected out of my body
flew psychically over Maui
I caught wind of smart island plans
sounds like the Professors is at it again

sounds liek the Professor is at it again!!!

another evil island to conduct their vicious schemes
he has one near Malay too, but more on that later, crew

(repeat various things from before)

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 8/17/23. All rights reserved. ]]>
Lyrics for 'The Fed Is A Clock (Surf Mix)':

CHORUS:
the fed is a clock, the fed is a clock
goodness gracious sakes alive, the fed is a clock
the left at the 6, the right at the 12
and every number in between the feds are there too
you gots to watch out, you gots to watch out
you gots to have your wits about you, damn straight

I'm off, flyin' off the axil, huh!
zombies trippin' on Paxil, gang!
stalkers workin' an angle, low!
it don't get no lower, no!
y'all heard about Maui? Yes!
I know it was an inside job, yes!
popo actin' like gangstalkers
Hawaii police chief is a murderer
yep it was a land grab
popo scuttle like land crabs
hide away in their mansions
when the fire expansion
somewhow takes out the poor folks
all the native Maui
leavin' be rich Illuminati
tell me how can that be?
fedbois workin' like clockwork, yes!
disappeared when the flames twerked, yes!
who funded the Red Cross, when
they swooped in to save them? Yep
it was Lockheed MArtin, what?
they made the DEWs, huh?
the ones that started those flaming jerks
fedbois workin' like clockwork

fedbois working like clockwork!

(repeat chorus)

flying by
the Pacific
cities burn, leviathans squirm

leviathan dripping with sin
snatch at the dead, floating and burnt
Hyper and I started to cry
a good friend on Maui just died
a pigeon told us the bad news
we were in route to Circus City
got to handle one crime at a time
another friend met a dark fate there
I astral projected out of my body
flew psychically over Maui
I caught wind of smart island plans
sounds like the Professors is at it again

sounds liek the Professor is at it again!!!

another evil island to conduct their vicious schemes
he has one near Malay too, but more on that later, crew

(repeat various things from before)

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 8/17/23. All rights reserved. ]]> 10053579 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 10:27 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/3-night-of-the-micromelo-undatus-master1/
Lyrics:

CHORUS:
underneath the ocean there's a "goddess"
better hide your daughters from the micromelo undatus
underneath the ocean there's a quote unquote "goddess"
hide your sons and your daughters
from the micromelo undatus

she is a sea snail dominatrix
hatched open from a broken matrix

she is the scarface of sea snails
but she's not really a she
he lives away in a lunchpail
that the Professor flushed down the toilet
another discarded experiment, another fathom for the endless abyss
dwelling down in oceans uncharted somewhere in the yellow piss

so many get blinded by her glow
personally I think she moves too slow
once upon it was a pretty thing
til that black magic science fucked its brain
shocked that sea snail, slimed with SSRIs
deep sea zoloft and plankton prozac
now its glow is corroded with sludge
robbin' fishies and stealin' their egg sacs

(long distorted piano solo)

Marco the micromelo undatus (repeat)

(recite 'underneath the ocean...' chorus)

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 8/8/23. All rights reserved. ]]>
Lyrics:

CHORUS:
underneath the ocean there's a "goddess"
better hide your daughters from the micromelo undatus
underneath the ocean there's a quote unquote "goddess"
hide your sons and your daughters
from the micromelo undatus

she is a sea snail dominatrix
hatched open from a broken matrix

she is the scarface of sea snails
but she's not really a she
he lives away in a lunchpail
that the Professor flushed down the toilet
another discarded experiment, another fathom for the endless abyss
dwelling down in oceans uncharted somewhere in the yellow piss

so many get blinded by her glow
personally I think she moves too slow
once upon it was a pretty thing
til that black magic science fucked its brain
shocked that sea snail, slimed with SSRIs
deep sea zoloft and plankton prozac
now its glow is corroded with sludge
robbin' fishies and stealin' their egg sacs

(long distorted piano solo)

Marco the micromelo undatus (repeat)

(recite 'underneath the ocean...' chorus)

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 8/8/23. All rights reserved. ]]> 10053570 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 5:49 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/2-in-the-aquatic-court-of-the-turquoise-cgi-archangel-master01/
Lyrics:

"In The Aquatic Court Of The Turquoise CGI Angel"

part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch
part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch

part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch
yeah that's my fuckin' wheels
I'm Plaid the Pimp Tailor and I'm headin' for the high seas
you wanna climb aboard?
I could use me a tavern wench to keep me warm on those lonely nights ah yeah
one with big ass titties and legs look good in latex ah yeah
drowned drive of automaton fog soul, ghost snakes attack like leviathans
orange star rains flowing distantly on the island of Ichabod Crane
yeah we'll sip pina colatas while pianos sing sonatas
chill with platypus natives while you rock it in Prada
watch the pink eggs expand into tears in the fuscia fungal forests of Malada
and along the way battle pizza pirates
the motherfuckas who control the slave trade
one eyed cyclops bitches wearin' flip flops, turn those lemonheads into lemonade
it could all be yours if ya be my salty chick
fightin' off scurvy with my Vitamin Dick

(solo bridge)

I gots to do battle with the watermelon fellon
he's part sea snake and part watermelon
he's a pizza pirate, all his pirates are cheesy
how a fruit became a leader of pizza is beyond me

(solo bridge)

part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch
yeah that's my fuckin' wheels
I'm Plaid the Pimp Tailor and I'm headin' for the high seas
you wanna climb aboard?
part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch
yeah that's my fuckin' wheels
pretty pimp, eh? ya phat assed wench

white blue prophecy spirit legs descend into the pool
ritual bird amoebas with arms like Martian lamps
echidna animal ballrooms expand into a yellow bliss ocean
that's where you'll find the sacred hedgehog underwater cow

down below, down below, down below
in the aquatic court of of the turquoise angel
down below, down below
deep in a bottomless ocean (repeat)

ritual bird amoeba rain
answers a blue prophecy
lawnchair spirit whale lamp
hides a ferocious disease
a Chinese White Tiger lurks in abandoned Imperial palace

(solo)

ritual bird amoeba rain
answers a blue prophecy
white blue prophecy spirit legs
descend into the pool (repeat)

I'm Plaid the Pimp Tailor, never was a sailor
until I set out on the high seas
now I got it made, yeah I fucked me a mermaid
easier then one might think
I'm Plaid The Pimp Tailor, yeah I fuckin' nailed her
her skin the color of a watermelon whirlpool
I'm Plaid The Pimp Tailor, ricochet railer

lunatic clocks tik tok and they don't stop
lunatic clocks tik tok and they don't stop (repeat)

(solos)

wind memories saturate sleeping pumpkin hemispheres
in this subaquatic echidna temple
echidna animal ballrooms expanding all yellow
that's where you'll find the sacred hedgehog cow

+++ written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 5/2/2023, all rights reserved.
]]>
Lyrics:

"In The Aquatic Court Of The Turquoise CGI Angel"

part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch
part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch

part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch
yeah that's my fuckin' wheels
I'm Plaid the Pimp Tailor and I'm headin' for the high seas
you wanna climb aboard?
I could use me a tavern wench to keep me warm on those lonely nights ah yeah
one with big ass titties and legs look good in latex ah yeah
drowned drive of automaton fog soul, ghost snakes attack like leviathans
orange star rains flowing distantly on the island of Ichabod Crane
yeah we'll sip pina colatas while pianos sing sonatas
chill with platypus natives while you rock it in Prada
watch the pink eggs expand into tears in the fuscia fungal forests of Malada
and along the way battle pizza pirates
the motherfuckas who control the slave trade
one eyed cyclops bitches wearin' flip flops, turn those lemonheads into lemonade
it could all be yours if ya be my salty chick
fightin' off scurvy with my Vitamin Dick

(solo bridge)

I gots to do battle with the watermelon fellon
he's part sea snake and part watermelon
he's a pizza pirate, all his pirates are cheesy
how a fruit became a leader of pizza is beyond me

(solo bridge)

part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch
yeah that's my fuckin' wheels
I'm Plaid the Pimp Tailor and I'm headin' for the high seas
you wanna climb aboard?
part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship bitch
yeah that's my fuckin' wheels
pretty pimp, eh? ya phat assed wench

white blue prophecy spirit legs descend into the pool
ritual bird amoebas with arms like Martian lamps
echidna animal ballrooms expand into a yellow bliss ocean
that's where you'll find the sacred hedgehog underwater cow

down below, down below, down below
in the aquatic court of of the turquoise angel
down below, down below
deep in a bottomless ocean (repeat)

ritual bird amoeba rain
answers a blue prophecy
lawnchair spirit whale lamp
hides a ferocious disease
a Chinese White Tiger lurks in abandoned Imperial palace

(solo)

ritual bird amoeba rain
answers a blue prophecy
white blue prophecy spirit legs
descend into the pool (repeat)

I'm Plaid the Pimp Tailor, never was a sailor
until I set out on the high seas
now I got it made, yeah I fucked me a mermaid
easier then one might think
I'm Plaid The Pimp Tailor, yeah I fuckin' nailed her
her skin the color of a watermelon whirlpool
I'm Plaid The Pimp Tailor, ricochet railer

lunatic clocks tik tok and they don't stop
lunatic clocks tik tok and they don't stop (repeat)

(solos)

wind memories saturate sleeping pumpkin hemispheres
in this subaquatic echidna temple
echidna animal ballrooms expanding all yellow
that's where you'll find the sacred hedgehog cow

+++ written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 5/2/2023, all rights reserved.
]]> 10053561 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 8:48 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/1-surf-into-frame-master02/
Lyrics:

"Ahhhhh welcome everybody! Plaid The Pimp Tailor here, fresh from my Siberian escapade, what with battling IcyClopes with the Snow Angels and getting wasted with the Frosted Elven Bikers and the Crunk Gnomes and all that stuff already covered in Soothsayer 2. Plenty more to that story but you'll have to wait until Plaid the Pimp Tailor 2 comes out. But this? This is Plaid The Pimp Tailor 3. We're doing things a little out of order here, kind of like Star Whores or something, but anyway forget about that for a minute. And I'll join you, in a matter of speaking. Cuz all I wanna do now is take a little trip down to the lost city of Atlantis and get some R&R. Its located juuuuuuuust outside of the Bermuda Triangle, near some islands that I don't remember the name of, but there's lots of underwater hedgehog echidna cow something or other creatures down there and sexy as hell big tit mermaids too. Funny little creatures those echidna cow things. Have taken to calling me 'Plaid The Soothsurfer'. A funny little play on my nickname up here, well other than The Pimp Tailor that is, 'Plaid The Soothsayer'. Why they do they call me The Pimp Tailor and The Soothsayer? Two questions deserving of two answers. First the former:

It all started like this: My real name is Chad, but everyone calls me Plaid because its the name of my post ironic art rap rock alias Plaid The Pimp Tailor. By night, I did the rock, I did the roll, all mixed up in a Malaysian martini with just a dash of drum and bass in yo face. By day, I worked at a thrift store owned by Buck Dorkins, brother of the famous woke director Cuck Dorkin and equally retarded. Well one day Dorkin caught wind of my'Alt Right' views when he heard one of my Plaid songs and decides to fire me to save face. Ok its all pistachios and Pinnochio noses on the cherry tip of this chemtrail shit sundae so I'm used to rolling with the putrid punches. But on my last day a mysterious all plaid suit came into the thrift store that has my inner Frank Black mystery meter tingling...and I mean the Millenium character played by Lance Henrickson, not that Pixies frontman, but he's cool too. Btw I have met ACTUAL pixies, but more on that some other time. Anyway, this all plaid suit has post apocalyptic golf punk swag all over it, and I need a new suit for the live shows, so I decide to go back in the dressing room and try it on. Well, snap crackle pimple poppin' pipsqueak magical faggotries, and All of a soapsud, things start going frrrrrreaky and the dressing room mirror starts to undulate supernaturally like a trailer park transman droppin' a turd in rancid pool water. So I says 'Woah! Time to take the redpill like NetGeo Neo and skate outta this government infiltated fedneck hicktown and see where this takes me!" So I touch the mirror, and am transplanted into another dimension that in fact is overlayered onto our own dimension but is technically different and its called Samsara Junkyard and lots of kooky paranormal stuff goes on there, and along the way meet some crazy cartoonish macgillicutties like a talking dolphin named Hyper amongst others who join my crew and now fight evil and are trying to either save the world from or in a complex multidimensional sorta way pave the way for the apocalypse. make sense? Well that's the long short of it, which will be better explained in Plaid 1 and 2, so stay tuned for that.

Anywho, flash forward and a few adventures later and we're heading to Atlantis in our part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship the SS Soothsayer for a little R&R. The ship also has warp technology so wormhole jumping too. And other shit I'll explain next time. Ofcourse, and not to sound all cliche, but evil never takes a vacation and never do we, you know the drill. A good friend of ours named Pauly the Shore Watchmen in the nearby quote unquote 'smart city' of Circus City just died and we are gonna snoop around and try to figure out what happened because it wreaks of Cover Up to me and there's no smell I hate more than when someone's half retarded Chiuaua takes a dump on the carpet and it gets covered up with a copy of Time Magazine. Word iiiiiiiis, there's a secret diary too, so curious about that. Also, I keep having dreams involving that hideous cat human hybrid shill scientist Professor Pussycat Bitch trying to take a shit in the toilet, only to have these huge ass leviathans squirm out like living breathing dildoes from a hooker's ass, who then proceed to swim around on a floor composed of water in a haunted house cuz basically the house looks like an Indoor Venice or something. Yeah the sea snakes slither around like in that film LEviathan as the whole place is on fire, including the oily water, a majestic painting of a gamelan band on the beach at night engulfed in flames. This is prophetic of course. Oh, reminds me that's why they also call me Plaid The Soothsayer cuz, you know, prophetic dreams and all that post jazztronica. Yeah I know its the same name of my ship but with me its just a nickname, for the ship that's his permanant name. And yes he's alive. He's part bird so he can fly through dimensions like Falkor from that one movie. And I can make him vomit on enemies from his wolf mouth with a push of a button. So...suck on that, cunts.

Anyway enough chitchat, this intro is waaaaaaaaay to fucking long! Time to start the concept album in 3....2...1..."

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), August 2023. All rights reserved.]]>
Lyrics:

"Ahhhhh welcome everybody! Plaid The Pimp Tailor here, fresh from my Siberian escapade, what with battling IcyClopes with the Snow Angels and getting wasted with the Frosted Elven Bikers and the Crunk Gnomes and all that stuff already covered in Soothsayer 2. Plenty more to that story but you'll have to wait until Plaid the Pimp Tailor 2 comes out. But this? This is Plaid The Pimp Tailor 3. We're doing things a little out of order here, kind of like Star Whores or something, but anyway forget about that for a minute. And I'll join you, in a matter of speaking. Cuz all I wanna do now is take a little trip down to the lost city of Atlantis and get some R&R. Its located juuuuuuuust outside of the Bermuda Triangle, near some islands that I don't remember the name of, but there's lots of underwater hedgehog echidna cow something or other creatures down there and sexy as hell big tit mermaids too. Funny little creatures those echidna cow things. Have taken to calling me 'Plaid The Soothsurfer'. A funny little play on my nickname up here, well other than The Pimp Tailor that is, 'Plaid The Soothsayer'. Why they do they call me The Pimp Tailor and The Soothsayer? Two questions deserving of two answers. First the former:

It all started like this: My real name is Chad, but everyone calls me Plaid because its the name of my post ironic art rap rock alias Plaid The Pimp Tailor. By night, I did the rock, I did the roll, all mixed up in a Malaysian martini with just a dash of drum and bass in yo face. By day, I worked at a thrift store owned by Buck Dorkins, brother of the famous woke director Cuck Dorkin and equally retarded. Well one day Dorkin caught wind of my'Alt Right' views when he heard one of my Plaid songs and decides to fire me to save face. Ok its all pistachios and Pinnochio noses on the cherry tip of this chemtrail shit sundae so I'm used to rolling with the putrid punches. But on my last day a mysterious all plaid suit came into the thrift store that has my inner Frank Black mystery meter tingling...and I mean the Millenium character played by Lance Henrickson, not that Pixies frontman, but he's cool too. Btw I have met ACTUAL pixies, but more on that some other time. Anyway, this all plaid suit has post apocalyptic golf punk swag all over it, and I need a new suit for the live shows, so I decide to go back in the dressing room and try it on. Well, snap crackle pimple poppin' pipsqueak magical faggotries, and All of a soapsud, things start going frrrrrreaky and the dressing room mirror starts to undulate supernaturally like a trailer park transman droppin' a turd in rancid pool water. So I says 'Woah! Time to take the redpill like NetGeo Neo and skate outta this government infiltated fedneck hicktown and see where this takes me!" So I touch the mirror, and am transplanted into another dimension that in fact is overlayered onto our own dimension but is technically different and its called Samsara Junkyard and lots of kooky paranormal stuff goes on there, and along the way meet some crazy cartoonish macgillicutties like a talking dolphin named Hyper amongst others who join my crew and now fight evil and are trying to either save the world from or in a complex multidimensional sorta way pave the way for the apocalypse. make sense? Well that's the long short of it, which will be better explained in Plaid 1 and 2, so stay tuned for that.

Anywho, flash forward and a few adventures later and we're heading to Atlantis in our part wolf part bird part 1800s battleship the SS Soothsayer for a little R&R. The ship also has warp technology so wormhole jumping too. And other shit I'll explain next time. Ofcourse, and not to sound all cliche, but evil never takes a vacation and never do we, you know the drill. A good friend of ours named Pauly the Shore Watchmen in the nearby quote unquote 'smart city' of Circus City just died and we are gonna snoop around and try to figure out what happened because it wreaks of Cover Up to me and there's no smell I hate more than when someone's half retarded Chiuaua takes a dump on the carpet and it gets covered up with a copy of Time Magazine. Word iiiiiiiis, there's a secret diary too, so curious about that. Also, I keep having dreams involving that hideous cat human hybrid shill scientist Professor Pussycat Bitch trying to take a shit in the toilet, only to have these huge ass leviathans squirm out like living breathing dildoes from a hooker's ass, who then proceed to swim around on a floor composed of water in a haunted house cuz basically the house looks like an Indoor Venice or something. Yeah the sea snakes slither around like in that film LEviathan as the whole place is on fire, including the oily water, a majestic painting of a gamelan band on the beach at night engulfed in flames. This is prophetic of course. Oh, reminds me that's why they also call me Plaid The Soothsayer cuz, you know, prophetic dreams and all that post jazztronica. Yeah I know its the same name of my ship but with me its just a nickname, for the ship that's his permanant name. And yes he's alive. He's part bird so he can fly through dimensions like Falkor from that one movie. And I can make him vomit on enemies from his wolf mouth with a push of a button. So...suck on that, cunts.

Anyway enough chitchat, this intro is waaaaaaaaay to fucking long! Time to start the concept album in 3....2...1..."

+++written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), August 2023. All rights reserved.]]> 10053546 no no Fri, 25 Aug 2023 20:00:00 +0200 2023-08-25T20:00:00+02:00 7:05 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/circus-city-rough-cut-2/ 9833722 no no Tue, 15 Aug 2023 08:51:44 +0200 2023-08-15T08:51:44+02:00 8:49 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-birdbots-of-the-artificial-dawn-pt-2-rivers-last-stand-ft-tortoise/
Music by Xylen Roberts & Tortoise; lyrics and vocals by Xylen Roberts.

Lyrics:

I watched a bird outside of my window
I thought of you, your theory on birdbots
what kind of world are we coming to
when you can't even trust the little birdies?

Chorus:
So I will go up on Dirge hill
and make my last stand for freedom
destroy the birdbots yeah

so here I stand, Desert Eagle in my hand
and like a hawk, I'll fly over my land
the sun is hot, I spot me a birdbot
I squint to see him, shoot him with buckshot
my roots are deep, call me River Pheonix
named after the actor, named after mom nature

(repeat chorus)

+++ written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), April 18th 2023.]]>
Music by Xylen Roberts & Tortoise; lyrics and vocals by Xylen Roberts.

Lyrics:

I watched a bird outside of my window
I thought of you, your theory on birdbots
what kind of world are we coming to
when you can't even trust the little birdies?

Chorus:
So I will go up on Dirge hill
and make my last stand for freedom
destroy the birdbots yeah

so here I stand, Desert Eagle in my hand
and like a hawk, I'll fly over my land
the sun is hot, I spot me a birdbot
I squint to see him, shoot him with buckshot
my roots are deep, call me River Pheonix
named after the actor, named after mom nature

(repeat chorus)

+++ written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), April 18th 2023.]]> 8919773 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 03:03:23 +0200 2023-05-02T03:03:23+02:00 7:48 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-youre-losing-your-vitamin-c-can-re-embodiment/
Sample sources:

'Vitamin C' by Can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a1NhRbNJ_Y

High Impact Flix: FBI Raid Vitamin C Medical Place
https://www.bitchute.com/video/wDh-q3kox_0/

VITAMIN C CURES DISEASE BUT DOCTORS AND PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS by Suzanne Humphries
https://www.bitchute.com/video/uBlFQyC2VX4M/]]>
Sample sources:

'Vitamin C' by Can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a1NhRbNJ_Y

High Impact Flix: FBI Raid Vitamin C Medical Place
https://www.bitchute.com/video/wDh-q3kox_0/

VITAMIN C CURES DISEASE BUT DOCTORS AND PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS by Suzanne Humphries
https://www.bitchute.com/video/uBlFQyC2VX4M/]]> 8919766 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 03:02:42 +0200 2023-05-02T03:02:42+02:00 9:50 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-taco-hell-smart-city-supreme-morning-mix-version-1/
This song is one of my 're embodiments' that samples a number of things including the Chemical Brothers classic 'One Too Many Mornings' (throughout entire song), 90s outsider preacher Reverend X (beginning), an old Taco Bell/Blockbuster Video ad (midway) and the classic 'mad as hell' scene from the 70s film The Network (outro). Credit where credit is due.

This is probably not the final mix of this song. I want to add some of my own piano to it before it gets released on album/EP.

'Taco Hell Smart City Supreme' Lyrics:

I hope the government one day goes the way of Blockbuster Video
chokin' on a Taco Hell Smart City Supreme
chocked full of the vaccine (repeat)

the government's gonna reap what it sows
fedboi bad actors can't disguise all their glows

glow in the dark for everyone to see
so our watchdogs can shake off all of you fleas

they put a prick in our arms and shut down all of our farms
leavin' nothing but GMO fast food
herd us all into worker drone teams
At Combination Taco Hell Smart City Supremes
blockin' the sun, replace with AI sunbeams
flourescent lights slow dance tango with WIFI
now everyone is sick, from athletes to TIs
Diet Myocarditis comes free proof of purchase
with proof of booster shot and proof of blood clots
whoever doesn't die off becomes a soulless robot
but God's light is moving through all of the cracks
waitin' for the day to lay down a smackdown

until their New World Order decays and goes the way
of Blockbuster Video, bust those old blocks away

over and over and over again
their GMO parasites tear apart our insides
over and over and over again
the gangstalkers terrorize our skies

gangstalkers are the new mall cops (repeat)
and equally as ill relevant
governments are the new Blockbuster Video (repeat)
bankrupt, broken, corrupt and choking

make it a Blockbuster night and a border night too (repeat)

make it a Blockbuster night and a border night
bust away all the blocks, make a run for the border
the smart city drones are-uh comin' for us
under direction of the Queen Succubus
Dr. Pinko's tapeworms squirtin' out the pink slime
That makes all the burgers that you shove down your throat
It doubles as a weapon shootin' out of their drones
double jump over moats, I still got life in these bones
Giant burrito sharks snap and growl at me
As I make my way past the Sargasso Sea
Endless hybrid monsters fillin' out the end days
All the result of demon DNA mixing
Their reptile leaders wanna make us their slaves
But we're better than them in every possible way
In the end, the gates to Hell open wide
To swallow them all like sand in the tide

In the end, the gates to Hell open wide
To swallow them all like sand in the tide
Like sand in the tide, like sand in the tide
They're gonna get swallowed up
they're gonna get swallowed up

over and over and over again
their GMO parasites tear apart our insides
over and over and over again
the gangstalkers terrorize our fucking skies
BUT THEY AINT SHIT!

gangstalkers are the new mall cops (repeat)
and equally as ill relevant
governments are the new Blockbuster Video (repeat)
bankrupt, broken, corrupt and choking

I hope that they choke, I hope that they choken
on their Taco Hell Smart City Supremes
and their vaccines (repeat)

I hope the government one day goes the way of Blockbuster Video
chokin' on a Taco Hell Smart City Supreme
chocked full of the vaccine (repeat)

+++ all sung/rapped words in this song written/performed by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 4/6/2023 except for the 'make it a Blockbuster night' line which comes from an old Taco Bell/Blockbuster commercial.]]>
This song is one of my 're embodiments' that samples a number of things including the Chemical Brothers classic 'One Too Many Mornings' (throughout entire song), 90s outsider preacher Reverend X (beginning), an old Taco Bell/Blockbuster Video ad (midway) and the classic 'mad as hell' scene from the 70s film The Network (outro). Credit where credit is due.

This is probably not the final mix of this song. I want to add some of my own piano to it before it gets released on album/EP.

'Taco Hell Smart City Supreme' Lyrics:

I hope the government one day goes the way of Blockbuster Video
chokin' on a Taco Hell Smart City Supreme
chocked full of the vaccine (repeat)

the government's gonna reap what it sows
fedboi bad actors can't disguise all their glows

glow in the dark for everyone to see
so our watchdogs can shake off all of you fleas

they put a prick in our arms and shut down all of our farms
leavin' nothing but GMO fast food
herd us all into worker drone teams
At Combination Taco Hell Smart City Supremes
blockin' the sun, replace with AI sunbeams
flourescent lights slow dance tango with WIFI
now everyone is sick, from athletes to TIs
Diet Myocarditis comes free proof of purchase
with proof of booster shot and proof of blood clots
whoever doesn't die off becomes a soulless robot
but God's light is moving through all of the cracks
waitin' for the day to lay down a smackdown

until their New World Order decays and goes the way
of Blockbuster Video, bust those old blocks away

over and over and over again
their GMO parasites tear apart our insides
over and over and over again
the gangstalkers terrorize our skies

gangstalkers are the new mall cops (repeat)
and equally as ill relevant
governments are the new Blockbuster Video (repeat)
bankrupt, broken, corrupt and choking

make it a Blockbuster night and a border night too (repeat)

make it a Blockbuster night and a border night
bust away all the blocks, make a run for the border
the smart city drones are-uh comin' for us
under direction of the Queen Succubus
Dr. Pinko's tapeworms squirtin' out the pink slime
That makes all the burgers that you shove down your throat
It doubles as a weapon shootin' out of their drones
double jump over moats, I still got life in these bones
Giant burrito sharks snap and growl at me
As I make my way past the Sargasso Sea
Endless hybrid monsters fillin' out the end days
All the result of demon DNA mixing
Their reptile leaders wanna make us their slaves
But we're better than them in every possible way
In the end, the gates to Hell open wide
To swallow them all like sand in the tide

In the end, the gates to Hell open wide
To swallow them all like sand in the tide
Like sand in the tide, like sand in the tide
They're gonna get swallowed up
they're gonna get swallowed up

over and over and over again
their GMO parasites tear apart our insides
over and over and over again
the gangstalkers terrorize our fucking skies
BUT THEY AINT SHIT!

gangstalkers are the new mall cops (repeat)
and equally as ill relevant
governments are the new Blockbuster Video (repeat)
bankrupt, broken, corrupt and choking

I hope that they choke, I hope that they choken
on their Taco Hell Smart City Supremes
and their vaccines (repeat)

I hope the government one day goes the way of Blockbuster Video
chokin' on a Taco Hell Smart City Supreme
chocked full of the vaccine (repeat)

+++ all sung/rapped words in this song written/performed by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), 4/6/2023 except for the 'make it a Blockbuster night' line which comes from an old Taco Bell/Blockbuster commercial.]]> 8919758 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 03:01:48 +0200 2023-05-02T03:01:48+02:00 11:06 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-piggy-vibrations-featuring-mogwai/ 8919752 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 03:01:09 +0200 2023-05-02T03:01:09+02:00 4:09 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-waitin-on-seven-rough-cut/ 8919745 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 03:00:25 +0200 2023-05-02T03:00:25+02:00 12:19 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-high-ranking-plankton-rough-cut/ 8919739 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 02:59:54 +0200 2023-05-02T02:59:54+02:00 11:44 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-nephilim-skim-milk/
I am uploading select tracks from the mixtape here. This song is a bit of microtonal trip hop/post rock about the Nephilim, the apocalypse, the usual conspiracy stuff from me :) Written, performed and recorded by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson).]]>
I am uploading select tracks from the mixtape here. This song is a bit of microtonal trip hop/post rock about the Nephilim, the apocalypse, the usual conspiracy stuff from me :) Written, performed and recorded by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson).]]> 8919732 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 02:59:12 +0200 2023-05-02T02:59:12+02:00 12:15 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-goo-goo-ga-ga-gangstalkers-phantom-mix/
Written, performed and recorded by Xylen Roberts.]]>
Written, performed and recorded by Xylen Roberts.]]> 8919727 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 02:58:40 +0200 2023-05-02T02:58:40+02:00 4:34 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-if-you-never-say-goodbye-pm-dawnchris-carter-cover/
Support me on Gumroad: https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/

For the original tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn3i0W-TC5Q

The song also references my original tunes 'Alien Psyop' and '5g', which can be found on this channel and other places. Here are some links where they're at:

https://www.joshwhotv.com/video/.sXzl/xylen-roberts-5g-full-single-2020-includes-2-b-sides-one-of-which-is-a-tom-waits-cover-?channelName=XylenRoberts

https://www.joshwhotv.com/video/.tmj6/xylen-roberts-alien-psyop-single-full-single-2020-?channelName=XylenRoberts]]>
Support me on Gumroad: https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/

For the original tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn3i0W-TC5Q

The song also references my original tunes 'Alien Psyop' and '5g', which can be found on this channel and other places. Here are some links where they're at:

https://www.joshwhotv.com/video/.sXzl/xylen-roberts-5g-full-single-2020-includes-2-b-sides-one-of-which-is-a-tom-waits-cover-?channelName=XylenRoberts

https://www.joshwhotv.com/video/.tmj6/xylen-roberts-alien-psyop-single-full-single-2020-?channelName=XylenRoberts]]> 8919721 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 02:58:00 +0200 2023-05-02T02:58:00+02:00 11:03 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-fedboi-football-tiny-tyrant-tennis-possible-worlds-mix/
Freestyled this spontaneous jam to a random old YouTube generated drum n bass song in a DNB playlist. I later saw the song was called 'Possible Worlds' by Moonchild. The freestyle was about how sports are used to mind control people, Damar Hamlin and (as usual in recent months lol) my fedboi gayngstalkers. Words and vocals by Xylen Roberts; beat by Moonchild. All credit to Moonchild's original 90s jam.

+Addendum: This freestyle was spontaneous to this 'Possible Worlds' song, I didn't even know the name of the artist when I originally did it. When I looked, the title 'moonchild' didn't raise any alarms to me as it reminded me of the King Crimson song and I had a passing remembrance of it also being a nickname for the Cancer Zodiac sign. It was only later upon researching I saw that it is also the name of an Crowley book ugh (eye roll). Definitely not intentional, maybe the spirit world is messing with me. Idk I probably won't release this song, or will revise some of the lyrics into a separate mix of my own creation. Maybe just keep it up for posterity purposes only.]]>
Freestyled this spontaneous jam to a random old YouTube generated drum n bass song in a DNB playlist. I later saw the song was called 'Possible Worlds' by Moonchild. The freestyle was about how sports are used to mind control people, Damar Hamlin and (as usual in recent months lol) my fedboi gayngstalkers. Words and vocals by Xylen Roberts; beat by Moonchild. All credit to Moonchild's original 90s jam.

+Addendum: This freestyle was spontaneous to this 'Possible Worlds' song, I didn't even know the name of the artist when I originally did it. When I looked, the title 'moonchild' didn't raise any alarms to me as it reminded me of the King Crimson song and I had a passing remembrance of it also being a nickname for the Cancer Zodiac sign. It was only later upon researching I saw that it is also the name of an Crowley book ugh (eye roll). Definitely not intentional, maybe the spirit world is messing with me. Idk I probably won't release this song, or will revise some of the lyrics into a separate mix of my own creation. Maybe just keep it up for posterity purposes only.]]> 8919711 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 02:56:59 +0200 2023-05-02T02:56:59+02:00 9:36 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-day-of-rest-samples-atlantis-level-1-from-glover-n64/ 8919706 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 02:56:09 +0200 2023-05-02T02:56:09+02:00 8:12 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-the-splinters-of-winter-2002/ 8919692 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 02:54:33 +0200 2023-05-02T02:54:33+02:00 4:30 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-agents-of-the-illuminati/ 8919684 no no Tue, 02 May 2023 02:53:37 +0200 2023-05-02T02:53:37+02:00 10:10 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-lamprey-master-1/ 7282354 no no Tue, 29 Nov 2022 12:20:52 +0100 2022-11-29T12:20:52+01:00 4:42 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/future-on-a-butterfly-wing-master-1/ 7282308 no no Tue, 29 Nov 2022 12:14:12 +0100 2022-11-29T12:14:12+01:00 7:05 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/balinese-shadow-play-master-1/ 7282274 no no Tue, 29 Nov 2022 12:08:32 +0100 2022-11-29T12:08:32+01:00 5:39 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/917-porcelain-mandate-master-1/ 7282215 no no Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:54:56 +0100 2022-11-29T11:54:56+01:00 9:54 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mercy-mercy-me-the-5gology-rough-cut-1/
]]>
]]> 7160424 no no Fri, 21 Oct 2022 12:07:20 +0200 2022-10-21T12:07:20+02:00 11:01 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/samsara-junkyard-perdition-theater-s1e4-holiday-hellscape-p4-the-hellmouth-arena-incident/
This radio theater was written, performed, recorded, produced etc. by Xylen Roberts. All the music in it is either by my instrumental project Mythshifter or by my singer/songwriter project Xylen Roberts. The radio theater does contain numerous free to download/royalty free sound effects from Freesound.org, altered in a variety of strange ways by yours truly, however. Some of these include ooze effects from Alaskarobotics and melting sounds from gunbladez, amongst others.]]>
This radio theater was written, performed, recorded, produced etc. by Xylen Roberts. All the music in it is either by my instrumental project Mythshifter or by my singer/songwriter project Xylen Roberts. The radio theater does contain numerous free to download/royalty free sound effects from Freesound.org, altered in a variety of strange ways by yours truly, however. Some of these include ooze effects from Alaskarobotics and melting sounds from gunbladez, amongst others.]]> 7034028 no no Mon, 29 Aug 2022 04:30:55 +0200 2022-08-29T04:30:55+02:00 54:32 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/samsara-junkyard-perdition-theater-s1e3-holiday-hellscape-p3-mommy-state-dependence-day/
Along the way we encounter the omnipresent Ask Lucy copbot, Patriot Front-style fedboi phoney Motorfed, numerous surreal nightmarish hellscapes, and of course the judge of it all in the afterlife, God and The Devil's mediary The Grim Reaper.

This radio theater and all its contents (story content, voices, music) written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson). The radio theater does, however, include a number of foley sound effects downloaded for free from Freesound.org and processed via effeccts processors.

Coming soon to JoshWho, Bitchute, etc. Stay tuned.

* Corrections: I meant to say 'non corporeal' instead of corporeal when referring to time during 'Mook's past present vision' sentence and 'red and blue' when referring to the farting police sirens at the beginning of the Party crackdown scene.

For previous SJPT episodes:

https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/sets/the-various-vortices-of-xylen]]>
Along the way we encounter the omnipresent Ask Lucy copbot, Patriot Front-style fedboi phoney Motorfed, numerous surreal nightmarish hellscapes, and of course the judge of it all in the afterlife, God and The Devil's mediary The Grim Reaper.

This radio theater and all its contents (story content, voices, music) written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson). The radio theater does, however, include a number of foley sound effects downloaded for free from Freesound.org and processed via effeccts processors.

Coming soon to JoshWho, Bitchute, etc. Stay tuned.

* Corrections: I meant to say 'non corporeal' instead of corporeal when referring to time during 'Mook's past present vision' sentence and 'red and blue' when referring to the farting police sirens at the beginning of the Party crackdown scene.

For previous SJPT episodes:

https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/sets/the-various-vortices-of-xylen]]> 6949735 no no Sat, 30 Jul 2022 02:52:45 +0200 2022-07-30T02:52:45+02:00 44:02 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/rise-above-the-black-cube-instrumental-rough-cut/ 6912645 no no Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:20:20 +0200 2022-07-17T02:20:20+02:00 7:32 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/xylen-roberts-frequent-dreamer-miles-rough-cut/
Gif is from John Carpenter's classic They Live.]]>
Gif is from John Carpenter's classic They Live.]]> 6753593 no no Thu, 12 May 2022 16:43:48 +0200 2022-05-12T16:43:48+02:00 11:27 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-sunrise-in-the-frozen-city-of-zawgg/
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons]]>
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons]]> 6703612 no no Fri, 22 Apr 2022 03:20:13 +0200 2022-04-22T03:20:13+02:00 9:04 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-the-chrystal-chasm-of-the-dreaded-zawgg-clops-demons/
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons]]>
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons]]> 6703611 no no Fri, 22 Apr 2022 03:19:42 +0200 2022-04-22T03:19:42+02:00 9:00 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-glacier-glyphs-of-the-antarctic-awaken-snow-angels-awaken1/
Track 5 from Soothsayer 2. Full album only availble through Gumroad purchase or Odysee token donation. ]]>
Track 5 from Soothsayer 2. Full album only availble through Gumroad purchase or Odysee token donation. ]]> 6703610 no no Fri, 22 Apr 2022 03:18:31 +0200 2022-04-22T03:18:31+02:00 7:56 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-snow-angels-enter-the-frozen-purgatory/
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons]]>
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons]]> 6703609 no no Fri, 22 Apr 2022 03:17:13 +0200 2022-04-22T03:17:13+02:00 10:03 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-plaid-the-pimp-tailors-theme-our-story-begins/
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons]]>
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons]]> 6703608 no no Fri, 22 Apr 2022 03:16:15 +0200 2022-04-22T03:16:15+02:00 5:44 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/samsara-junkyard-pt-s1e2-the-bb-holiday-hellscape-part-2-my-muddy-watery-valentine/
Part 3 will be dropping in early March. Coming soon to Bitchute, HearThis, Odysee and JoshWhoTV. Stay tuned!

For the first part in the sage, click here: https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/samsara-junkyard-presents-the-baphomet-billionaires-holiday-hellscape-a-christmas-scarol-part-1]]>
Part 3 will be dropping in early March. Coming soon to Bitchute, HearThis, Odysee and JoshWhoTV. Stay tuned!

For the first part in the sage, click here: https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/samsara-junkyard-presents-the-baphomet-billionaires-holiday-hellscape-a-christmas-scarol-part-1]]> 6585551 no no Fri, 25 Feb 2022 06:00:42 +0100 2022-02-25T06:00:42+01:00 44:54 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-post-apocalyptic-pumpkin-patch/ 6468228 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:59:55 +0100 2021-12-25T09:59:55+01:00 15:40 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-space-mantis-chemical-spill-dub/ 6468227 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:59:26 +0100 2021-12-25T09:59:26+01:00 7:20 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-space-mantis-ambient/ 6468225 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:59:00 +0100 2021-12-25T09:59:00+01:00 7:39 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-monster-hash/ 6468224 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:58:28 +0100 2021-12-25T09:58:28+01:00 5:31 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-dork-fortress/ 6468223 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:57:49 +0100 2021-12-25T09:57:49+01:00 8:37 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-cave-bells/ 6468222 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:57:17 +0100 2021-12-25T09:57:17+01:00 7:54 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-haunted-jam/ 6468219 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:56:43 +0100 2021-12-25T09:56:43+01:00 8:52 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-sacred-mountain-alchemy-a-train-in-the-distance/ 6468218 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:56:15 +0100 2021-12-25T09:56:15+01:00 7:53 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-static-ghost-jive/ 6468217 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:55:37 +0100 2021-12-25T09:55:37+01:00 10:46 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mythshifter-skeleton-vibes/ 6468215 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 09:54:28 +0100 2021-12-25T09:54:28+01:00 8:21 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/plaid-tepesh-born-to-be-vlad-rough-cut-originally-leaked-dec-2020-on-jwtv-d-live/
It is a right wing Christian dungeon rap project that is conceptually centered around a fantasy narrative in which famous Transylvanian Christian king Vlad Tepesh is reincarnated in modern times as a futuristic Alt Right tailor to save the modern world from the global Luciferian agenda. On this quest, he ventures into a Siberian hyper reality dimension called The Frozen Purgatory (aka 'The Land of Zawgg')where the Luciferians are waging a proxy war between Ukraine and Russia. Along the way, he encounters various one eyed monsters (Zawgg-Clops, Comma Imps, etc.) and other enemies.

The album's themes are also connected to the instrumental album I released last month, 'Soothsayer 2: Snow Angels and Zawgg Demons Of The Frozen Purgatory'. Because of the project's Christian themes rather than Luciferian, you could describe it as 'undungeon'.

I made this track back in December 2020. I think I might be the first proper 'dungeon rapper' in the sense that I write/rap/sing my own rhymes as opposed to mixing in indecipherable pre existing lyrics like most 'dungeon rappers' I've found. It was originally released on my Various Vortices New Years Special back in January 2021: https://odysee.com/@XylenRoberts:1/newqueersqueefspecial2020:d The song comes in at 9:36. At the time, I was also working on two double albums from my more all over the place eclectic project Xylen Roberts, the indie/post rock oriented Shoo-In and the more experimental Essential Travel, which both got completed/released in May 2021. I also do a lot of livestreams and short story stuff. I hesitated on releasing this song and completing the first EP for a while and got distracted by my other projects.

Coming back, after spending the rest of the year working on other things, and dungeon rap went from barely being a thing beyond that DJ Sacred mix to being a rapidly trending thing. Ok whatever, I guess its time to throw my hat in the ring again. I don't think anyone is going to have the balls to do it the way I'm doing it. Haha not for the easiliy triggered. Properly mastererd mix and full EP coming a in a few months. Stay tuned, y'all.]]>
It is a right wing Christian dungeon rap project that is conceptually centered around a fantasy narrative in which famous Transylvanian Christian king Vlad Tepesh is reincarnated in modern times as a futuristic Alt Right tailor to save the modern world from the global Luciferian agenda. On this quest, he ventures into a Siberian hyper reality dimension called The Frozen Purgatory (aka 'The Land of Zawgg')where the Luciferians are waging a proxy war between Ukraine and Russia. Along the way, he encounters various one eyed monsters (Zawgg-Clops, Comma Imps, etc.) and other enemies.

The album's themes are also connected to the instrumental album I released last month, 'Soothsayer 2: Snow Angels and Zawgg Demons Of The Frozen Purgatory'. Because of the project's Christian themes rather than Luciferian, you could describe it as 'undungeon'.

I made this track back in December 2020. I think I might be the first proper 'dungeon rapper' in the sense that I write/rap/sing my own rhymes as opposed to mixing in indecipherable pre existing lyrics like most 'dungeon rappers' I've found. It was originally released on my Various Vortices New Years Special back in January 2021: https://odysee.com/@XylenRoberts:1/newqueersqueefspecial2020:d The song comes in at 9:36. At the time, I was also working on two double albums from my more all over the place eclectic project Xylen Roberts, the indie/post rock oriented Shoo-In and the more experimental Essential Travel, which both got completed/released in May 2021. I also do a lot of livestreams and short story stuff. I hesitated on releasing this song and completing the first EP for a while and got distracted by my other projects.

Coming back, after spending the rest of the year working on other things, and dungeon rap went from barely being a thing beyond that DJ Sacred mix to being a rapidly trending thing. Ok whatever, I guess its time to throw my hat in the ring again. I don't think anyone is going to have the balls to do it the way I'm doing it. Haha not for the easiliy triggered. Properly mastererd mix and full EP coming a in a few months. Stay tuned, y'all.]]> 6468046 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 07:00:52 +0100 2021-12-25T07:00:52+01:00 7:59 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/samsara-junkyard-presents-the-baphomet-billionaires-holiday-hellscape-a-christmas-scarol-part-1/
Part 1 of 'The Baphomet Billionaires Holiday Hellscape: A Christmas Scarol' livestreamed on Tesuday night's Various Vortices. A part of the greater Samsara Junkyard universe of crourse and featuring Professor Pussycat Bitch, Detective Mook, Third Wave Francine and more encountering Death, the Dickens ghosts, and more at a Christmas Party. A revised version of the partially improvised story from last year's Christmas Special.

The full Various Vortices episode coming to Bictchute and JoshWhoTV i n a day or two. Uploads of just this story to those sites coming very soon as well.

Part 2 of the story drops first week of January here and a number of other places.]]>
Part 1 of 'The Baphomet Billionaires Holiday Hellscape: A Christmas Scarol' livestreamed on Tesuday night's Various Vortices. A part of the greater Samsara Junkyard universe of crourse and featuring Professor Pussycat Bitch, Detective Mook, Third Wave Francine and more encountering Death, the Dickens ghosts, and more at a Christmas Party. A revised version of the partially improvised story from last year's Christmas Special.

The full Various Vortices episode coming to Bictchute and JoshWhoTV i n a day or two. Uploads of just this story to those sites coming very soon as well.

Part 2 of the story drops first week of January here and a number of other places.]]> 6468041 no no Sat, 25 Dec 2021 06:51:52 +0100 2021-12-25T06:51:52+01:00 19:50 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/crazy-louder-than-hell-experimental-aircraft-sounds-coming-from-rural-wv-airport-september-2nd-2021/ 6209679 no no Fri, 03 Sep 2021 06:04:24 +0200 2021-09-03T06:04:24+02:00 4:18 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/essential-travel/ 5904485 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:13:34 +0200 2021-05-10T20:13:34+02:00 18:26 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/dependence-day/ 5904481 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:12:50 +0200 2021-05-10T20:12:50+02:00 11:38 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-devils-design/ 5904478 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:11:59 +0200 2021-05-10T20:11:59+02:00 12:48 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/serpentine-fashion/ 5904466 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:09:32 +0200 2021-05-10T20:09:32+02:00 15:55 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/cold-as-ice/ 5904459 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:06:59 +0200 2021-05-10T20:06:59+02:00 5:04 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/forcing-the-end/ 5904457 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:05:11 +0200 2021-05-10T20:05:11+02:00 8:14 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-sunken-land-of-atlantis/ 5904454 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:04:26 +0200 2021-05-10T20:04:26+02:00 10:00 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/fag-checka/ 5904450 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:03:09 +0200 2021-05-10T20:03:09+02:00 10:26 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/when-it-rains-it-swings/ 5904445 no no Mon, 10 May 2021 20:01:39 +0200 2021-05-10T20:01:39+02:00 17:19 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-seraphim-speaks-to-me/ 5902541 no no Sun, 09 May 2021 23:19:13 +0200 2021-05-09T23:19:13+02:00 13:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-shot-happy-harp-mix/ 5902537 no no Sun, 09 May 2021 23:18:00 +0200 2021-05-09T23:18:00+02:00 9:51 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/demon-seed/ 5902535 no no Sun, 09 May 2021 23:16:45 +0200 2021-05-09T23:16:45+02:00 11:11 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/come-clean-the-ghost-of-innocence/ 5902532 no no Sun, 09 May 2021 23:15:52 +0200 2021-05-09T23:15:52+02:00 18:22 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-shot-worldbeat-mix/ 5902530 no no Sun, 09 May 2021 23:14:55 +0200 2021-05-09T23:14:55+02:00 14:52 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/animal-kingdom/ 5902526 no no Sun, 09 May 2021 23:12:54 +0200 2021-05-09T23:12:54+02:00 12:00 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/from-within-this-whirlwind/ 5902523 no no Sun, 09 May 2021 23:11:10 +0200 2021-05-09T23:11:10+02:00 8:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/chinatown/ 5902521 no no Sun, 09 May 2021 23:09:38 +0200 2021-05-09T23:09:38+02:00 12:49 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/samsara-junkyard-ep-1-underworlds-beaucoup-fish-music-review-short-story/
Anyway, on with the review: This broadcast centers around Beaucoup Fish, the 1999 album from seminal electronica act Underworld. It is a compelling album that explores various electronic styles ranging from drum and bass (much like their previous album Second Toughest In The Infants), trip hop, progressive house, ambient and many others. Tonight's story centers around an Indian mystic yogi named Sanjay, his platypus-hillbilly hybrid friend Duck Billed Hickok, and a mysterious warrior named Manix who battle dragons, zombies, transluscent squid creatures and others in the clouds and beyond. Enjoy!

Note: Except for the opening track '90s Hacker In Lennon Sunglasses', an original track by myself, all of the other tracks played in the background are songs off Underworld's Beacoup Fish. I do not own the copyright to any of these songs and therefore cannot take money for these songs in any capacity. HOWEVER, if you like what yI am doing here, consider going over to my Avadhuata Records Bandcamp, to purchase some 100 percent original music from myself and my friends. More original music on the aforementioned Xylen Roberts soundcloud and YouTube, etc. Tonight's story, however, is 100 percent my own creation. All rights reserved. You can also donate to my Patreon (once again, links below). Thank you :)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts (my main social network. 1565 subs and rising...)

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video sites, post here weekly now)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]>
Anyway, on with the review: This broadcast centers around Beaucoup Fish, the 1999 album from seminal electronica act Underworld. It is a compelling album that explores various electronic styles ranging from drum and bass (much like their previous album Second Toughest In The Infants), trip hop, progressive house, ambient and many others. Tonight's story centers around an Indian mystic yogi named Sanjay, his platypus-hillbilly hybrid friend Duck Billed Hickok, and a mysterious warrior named Manix who battle dragons, zombies, transluscent squid creatures and others in the clouds and beyond. Enjoy!

Note: Except for the opening track '90s Hacker In Lennon Sunglasses', an original track by myself, all of the other tracks played in the background are songs off Underworld's Beacoup Fish. I do not own the copyright to any of these songs and therefore cannot take money for these songs in any capacity. HOWEVER, if you like what yI am doing here, consider going over to my Avadhuata Records Bandcamp, to purchase some 100 percent original music from myself and my friends. More original music on the aforementioned Xylen Roberts soundcloud and YouTube, etc. Tonight's story, however, is 100 percent my own creation. All rights reserved. You can also donate to my Patreon (once again, links below). Thank you :)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts (my main social network. 1565 subs and rising...)

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video sites, post here weekly now)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]> 5450407 no no Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:40:11 +0100 2020-12-28T06:40:11+01:00 25:12 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/tell-a-vision-ep1-jive-turkey-program-from-various-vortices-electionsgiving-special-112020/
Tell A Vision was just one aspect of the Electionsgiving Special. Hour two included a sneak peak at 7 new songs that will be released on my next two albums, A Shoe In For The Shut In and Essential Travel, in early 2021. You can catch the entire livestream over on JoshWhoTV (links below), coming later to BitChute:

www.joshwhotv.com/video/31446/vari…pecial-11-20-20-]]>
Tell A Vision was just one aspect of the Electionsgiving Special. Hour two included a sneak peak at 7 new songs that will be released on my next two albums, A Shoe In For The Shut In and Essential Travel, in early 2021. You can catch the entire livestream over on JoshWhoTV (links below), coming later to BitChute:

www.joshwhotv.com/video/31446/vari…pecial-11-20-20-]]> 5341923 no no Thu, 26 Nov 2020 05:08:45 +0100 2020-11-26T05:08:45+01:00 1:01:06 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/my-god-machine-spectral-dimensions-mix/ 5049342 no no Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:48:14 +0200 2020-08-19T06:48:14+02:00 10:15 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/sixty-veggie-caps-samples-23-by-aphex-twin/ 5049341 no no Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:47:02 +0200 2020-08-19T06:47:02+02:00 12:32 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/faster-than-light-contains-borrowed-elements-from-iron-butterflys-in-da-godda-da-vida/
Per Soundcloud's retarded image upload process, the full album cover has unfortunately been cut off. You can see the full cover art once it gets uploaded to HearThis, JoshWhoTV and BitChute. coming soon :)]]>
Per Soundcloud's retarded image upload process, the full album cover has unfortunately been cut off. You can see the full cover art once it gets uploaded to HearThis, JoshWhoTV and BitChute. coming soon :)]]> 5049337 no no Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:45:12 +0200 2020-08-19T06:45:12+02:00 9:57 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/my-god-machine/ 5049334 no no Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:43:57 +0200 2020-08-19T06:43:57+02:00 8:24 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/5g-fuscia-skyline-mix/ 5049326 no no Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:34:20 +0200 2020-08-19T06:34:20+02:00 14:49 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/come-on-up-to-the-house-tom-waits-cover/ 5049325 no no Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:33:28 +0200 2020-08-19T06:33:28+02:00 10:51 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/5g-official-album-version/ 5049323 no no Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:32:08 +0200 2020-08-19T06:32:08+02:00 9:04 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/prelude-to-5g/ 5049320 no no Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:30:13 +0200 2020-08-19T06:30:13+02:00 2:54 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/hyper-dolphin-leviathan-mix/ 4567708 no no Sat, 11 Apr 2020 03:47:44 +0200 2020-04-11T03:47:44+02:00 7:36 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/dodecahedron-fellon/ 4567693 no no Sat, 11 Apr 2020 03:47:05 +0200 2020-04-11T03:47:05+02:00 5:53 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/flat-earth-song/ 4567686 no no Sat, 11 Apr 2020 03:46:30 +0200 2020-04-11T03:46:30+02:00 2:29 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/annunaki-cowboy/ 4567679 no no Sat, 11 Apr 2020 03:45:13 +0200 2020-04-11T03:45:13+02:00 4:21 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-coast-is-never-clear-extended-synthwave-post-rock-mix/ 4528287 no no Wed, 01 Apr 2020 03:51:50 +0200 2020-04-01T03:51:50+02:00 14:55 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-coast-is-never-clear-superstitious-mountains-mix/ 4528285 no no Wed, 01 Apr 2020 03:48:28 +0200 2020-04-01T03:48:28+02:00 6:12 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/alien-psyop-spooky-forest-mix/ 4510231 no no Fri, 27 Mar 2020 07:11:40 +0100 2020-03-27T07:11:40+01:00 7:57 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/false-flags-are-for-fags-reptillian-gangsta-mix/ 4510230 no no Fri, 27 Mar 2020 07:11:09 +0100 2020-03-27T07:11:09+01:00 5:05 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/alien-psyop-peen-guine-mix/ 4510228 no no Fri, 27 Mar 2020 07:10:31 +0100 2020-03-27T07:10:31+01:00 3:07 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/sanjays-song/ 4510225 no no Fri, 27 Mar 2020 07:08:30 +0100 2020-03-27T07:08:30+01:00 6:01 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/two-trains-two-wolves-40-eyed-werewolf-mix/ 4509684 no no Fri, 27 Mar 2020 03:25:58 +0100 2020-03-27T03:25:58+01:00 9:11 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/breakthrough/ 4509683 no no Fri, 27 Mar 2020 03:25:05 +0100 2020-03-27T03:25:05+01:00 9:40 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/prison-song-revisited-soad-coverreinterpretation/ 4509676 no no Fri, 27 Mar 2020 03:23:34 +0100 2020-03-27T03:23:34+01:00 14:43 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/a-public-service-announcement-from-detective-mook-the-rothschild-terror-squad-aka-the-nyc-police/
https://www.bitchute.com/video/f23WKf2Dz0Y/

https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/various-vortices-podcast-e4-blood-bags-and-false-flags?in=xylen-roberts/sets/the-various-vortices-of-xylen in

https://www.joshwhotv.com/v/17813?channelName=XylenRoberts

https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/various-vortices-podcast-e4-blood-bags-and-false-flags/]]>
https://www.bitchute.com/video/f23WKf2Dz0Y/

https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/various-vortices-podcast-e4-blood-bags-and-false-flags?in=xylen-roberts/sets/the-various-vortices-of-xylen in

https://www.joshwhotv.com/v/17813?channelName=XylenRoberts

https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/various-vortices-podcast-e4-blood-bags-and-false-flags/]]> 4485942 no no Fri, 20 Mar 2020 05:05:41 +0100 2020-03-20T05:05:41+01:00 9:04 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/nigga-ned-and-sanjay-the-guru-in-the-misgendered-asteroid-belt-befuddlement/
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Q8nxFLSVGH9d/

https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/vve6-star-whores-sjws-and-pedophiles-oh-my-ft-vinnie-from-brooklyn

https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/vve6-star-whores-sjws-and-pedophiles-oh-my-ft.-vinnie-from-brooklyn/

https://www.joshwhotv.com/v/17816?channelName=XylenRoberts]]>
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Q8nxFLSVGH9d/

https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/vve6-star-whores-sjws-and-pedophiles-oh-my-ft-vinnie-from-brooklyn

https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/vve6-star-whores-sjws-and-pedophiles-oh-my-ft.-vinnie-from-brooklyn/

https://www.joshwhotv.com/v/17816?channelName=XylenRoberts]]> 4485801 no no Fri, 20 Mar 2020 02:04:32 +0100 2020-03-20T02:04:32+01:00 7:35 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/let-me-loose-on-the-plains/ 4365799 no no Sun, 09 Feb 2020 22:19:57 +0100 2020-02-09T22:19:57+01:00 11:43 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/everything-all-at-once/ 4365795 no no Sun, 09 Feb 2020 22:17:58 +0100 2020-02-09T22:17:58+01:00 9:16 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/transmigration-archaeology/ 4365784 no no Sun, 09 Feb 2020 22:15:15 +0100 2020-02-09T22:15:15+01:00 8:00 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/samsara-katana/ 4365782 no no Sun, 09 Feb 2020 22:11:56 +0100 2020-02-09T22:11:56+01:00 8:00 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/landr-vision-7-staring-inside-the-sacred-fire-to-recieve-visions-of-the-holy-ghost-mix1-medium-balanced/ 4337499 no no Tue, 04 Feb 2020 07:25:30 +0100 2020-02-04T07:25:30+01:00 8:35 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/landr-vision-6-ice-wall-shatters-mixdown1-medium-balanced/ 4337474 no no Tue, 04 Feb 2020 06:59:02 +0100 2020-02-04T06:59:02+01:00 7:56 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/landr-vision-5-dance-of-the-four-headed-nephilim-mix1-medium-balanced/ 4337457 no no Tue, 04 Feb 2020 06:33:07 +0100 2020-02-04T06:33:07+01:00 6:27 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/landr-vision-4-three-gold-spheres-arise-mixdown1-low-warm/ 4337434 no no Tue, 04 Feb 2020 06:10:50 +0100 2020-02-04T06:10:50+01:00 6:26 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/landr-vision-3-the-alien-ice-kings-final-transmission-from-the-abandoned-broadcast-tower-mixdown1-medium-balanced/ 4337335 no no Tue, 04 Feb 2020 05:55:01 +0100 2020-02-04T05:55:01+01:00 7:11 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/landr-vision-2-the-abominable-insect-demon-emerges-from-his-snowy-cave-mixdown1-medium-balanced/ 4337318 no no Tue, 04 Feb 2020 05:17:32 +0100 2020-02-04T05:17:32+01:00 8:36 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/vision-1-jacked-frost/
The first leaked track 'Vision 1: Jacked Frost' is a sort of hard tin organy, glockenspielish, sleigh bellicosin' spooky winter jam that sounds like Mannheim Steamroller, Richard D. James (of Aphex Twin), and Can all went caroling together but accidentally took a wrong turn and wound up in the woods where an interdimensional time warp caused everyone to wind up at the top of a mountain tripping on mushrooms with Alejandro Jodorowsky...or something to that effect. Hey do you like run-on sentences? Because if the last sentence is any indication, I sure as heck do! Annnnnnnnywho, I had some ideas to do an entire Various Vortices style variety Christmas podcast with music, comedy skits, and interviews but didn't get the inspiration until it was too late. So instead I worked up a new song. Oh well, there's always next year, ya big queers! Double anyway, I hope you're all having some Happy Holidays. Cause mine have been a little crappy in all honesty. Gastroesophagael issues thanks to a lapse to the old drinkypoo paid me a visit before Santa came a slip slidin' down the chimney this year. But it's cool: Nothin' some Tagamet, bone broth, chamomile tea, and two weeks to two months of healing won't cure! Yippy-ki-yay, muthafuckas! In all seriousness though: Alcohol can suck my muthafuckin' dick! Definitely plan on permanently quitting that shit and sticking with it this time.

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe...well except for the commenting part. My wall is off for the time being, but feel free to hit me up on Minds or Soundcloud. Hiiiiiiii-yah!!! Happy New Year!!!!! And don't forget the reason for the season: The Krishna Christ consciousness. And I am one hundred serious about that one. I know it's hard to tell when I'm being serious or joking because of my occasionally post-ironic sense of humor but I am being completely truthful about that one :) Oh yes, and stay tuned for Mythshifter-Jacked Frost: A Winter Solstice Saga (In Seven Lucky Visions) to drop in a few months on Avadhuta Records. I'll be uploading the full album on here and on the Mythshifter soundcloud too. See ya!

Links to my various social media in my info section.]]>
The first leaked track 'Vision 1: Jacked Frost' is a sort of hard tin organy, glockenspielish, sleigh bellicosin' spooky winter jam that sounds like Mannheim Steamroller, Richard D. James (of Aphex Twin), and Can all went caroling together but accidentally took a wrong turn and wound up in the woods where an interdimensional time warp caused everyone to wind up at the top of a mountain tripping on mushrooms with Alejandro Jodorowsky...or something to that effect. Hey do you like run-on sentences? Because if the last sentence is any indication, I sure as heck do! Annnnnnnnywho, I had some ideas to do an entire Various Vortices style variety Christmas podcast with music, comedy skits, and interviews but didn't get the inspiration until it was too late. So instead I worked up a new song. Oh well, there's always next year, ya big queers! Double anyway, I hope you're all having some Happy Holidays. Cause mine have been a little crappy in all honesty. Gastroesophagael issues thanks to a lapse to the old drinkypoo paid me a visit before Santa came a slip slidin' down the chimney this year. But it's cool: Nothin' some Tagamet, bone broth, chamomile tea, and two weeks to two months of healing won't cure! Yippy-ki-yay, muthafuckas! In all seriousness though: Alcohol can suck my muthafuckin' dick! Definitely plan on permanently quitting that shit and sticking with it this time.

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe...well except for the commenting part. My wall is off for the time being, but feel free to hit me up on Minds or Soundcloud. Hiiiiiiii-yah!!! Happy New Year!!!!! And don't forget the reason for the season: The Krishna Christ consciousness. And I am one hundred serious about that one. I know it's hard to tell when I'm being serious or joking because of my occasionally post-ironic sense of humor but I am being completely truthful about that one :) Oh yes, and stay tuned for Mythshifter-Jacked Frost: A Winter Solstice Saga (In Seven Lucky Visions) to drop in a few months on Avadhuta Records. I'll be uploading the full album on here and on the Mythshifter soundcloud too. See ya!

Links to my various social media in my info section.]]> 4337272 no no Fri, 27 Dec 2019 04:16:49 +0100 2019-12-27T04:16:49+01:00 15:28 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/reveal-the-pattern/ avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> 4336776 no no Sat, 30 Nov 2019 22:27:20 +0100 2019-11-30T22:27:20+01:00 12:34 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/got-my-they-live-glasses-on/ avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> 4336777 no no Sat, 30 Nov 2019 22:00:00 +0100 2019-11-30T22:00:00+01:00 8:45 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/suicided-dedicated-to-isacc-kappy-rip/ avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> 4336778 no no Sat, 30 Nov 2019 21:24:47 +0100 2019-11-30T21:24:47+01:00 19:10 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/alien-psyop/ https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> 4336780 no no Sat, 30 Nov 2019 20:07:53 +0100 2019-11-30T20:07:53+01:00 8:26 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/banned-from-bandcamp/ https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com]]> 4336781 no no Sat, 30 Nov 2019 19:33:01 +0100 2019-11-30T19:33:01+01:00 10:02 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/various-vortices-e7-surf-rockin-apocalypso-a-phantom-fingers-summer-music-spooktacular/
Anyway, that's what we got going on here at the VV Podcast this week. This will be the last podcast for a while, in fact. I am putting it on an indefiinite hiatus for re-tooling as I am trying to figure it how to bring it to a livestreaming audience over at D-Live, in which I will mix the pre-recorded skits/serials and music with LIVE interviews and discussions. But I am also taking a break to focus on BOTH completing a number of music albums AND developing 3 or 4 LIMITED RUN (5-7 episodes) radio serials including Anti-SJW Action Squad!, The Red Dragon Pirate Happy Hour! (working title), and the return of Samsara Junkyard. I explain more about all of the above in the intro to the episode itself. Anyway, on with the show!

Music Starts at 22:00. Tracklist:

1.) Phantom Fingers ’Sun Song’
2.) ‘Rubb: ’Hard Brexit’
3.) Pirates De Dios: ‘Things That I Know’
4.) Noots ‘Swonk Oud’
5.) Phantom Fingers ‘Stable Unstable’
6.) Xylen Roberts ’Somewhere Through The Fog’
7.) Rubb ‘Rebel President’
8.) Rainsleep ’Sanctuarium’
9.) Phantom Fingers ‘The 3, The 9’
10.) Pirates De Dios ‘One Footstep More’
11.) Phantom Fingers: ‘A Thin White Void’
12.) Phantom Fingers ’The Soothsayer (Surf Rockin’ Apocalypse!) DEMO'

MUSIC LINKS:
https://soundcloud.com/nootsmusic
https://soundcloud.com/rain-sleep
https://soundcloud.com/piratasdedios
https://soundcloud.com/save-london (Rubb)
https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
https://soundcloud.com/phantomfingersthe3rd]]>
Anyway, that's what we got going on here at the VV Podcast this week. This will be the last podcast for a while, in fact. I am putting it on an indefiinite hiatus for re-tooling as I am trying to figure it how to bring it to a livestreaming audience over at D-Live, in which I will mix the pre-recorded skits/serials and music with LIVE interviews and discussions. But I am also taking a break to focus on BOTH completing a number of music albums AND developing 3 or 4 LIMITED RUN (5-7 episodes) radio serials including Anti-SJW Action Squad!, The Red Dragon Pirate Happy Hour! (working title), and the return of Samsara Junkyard. I explain more about all of the above in the intro to the episode itself. Anyway, on with the show!

Music Starts at 22:00. Tracklist:

1.) Phantom Fingers ’Sun Song’
2.) ‘Rubb: ’Hard Brexit’
3.) Pirates De Dios: ‘Things That I Know’
4.) Noots ‘Swonk Oud’
5.) Phantom Fingers ‘Stable Unstable’
6.) Xylen Roberts ’Somewhere Through The Fog’
7.) Rubb ‘Rebel President’
8.) Rainsleep ’Sanctuarium’
9.) Phantom Fingers ‘The 3, The 9’
10.) Pirates De Dios ‘One Footstep More’
11.) Phantom Fingers: ‘A Thin White Void’
12.) Phantom Fingers ’The Soothsayer (Surf Rockin’ Apocalypse!) DEMO'

MUSIC LINKS:
https://soundcloud.com/nootsmusic
https://soundcloud.com/rain-sleep
https://soundcloud.com/piratasdedios
https://soundcloud.com/save-london (Rubb)
https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
https://soundcloud.com/phantomfingersthe3rd]]> 4336782 no no Fri, 02 Aug 2019 20:46:23 +0200 2019-08-02T20:46:23+02:00 1:38:36 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/vve6-star-whores-sjws-and-pedophiles-oh-my-ft.-vinnie-from-brooklyn/
You can also check out this podcast on my BitChute channel, links below.

Check out Vinnie From Brooklyn's social media:
https://www.minds.com/gmno
http://gm-no.blogspot.com
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/d576WL2AwSIp/

Links to my various social media:

https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts?alert=2 (my Patron. give me money, biznatches.)

https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/ (record label. My old one got deleted by PC thugs so I'm slowly uploading to this new one)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video site. I am no longer posting to YouTube out of protest for them shadowbanning and censoring me. By the end of the year, I hope to be also posting to LBRY and livestreaming over at DLive. Stay tuned!)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (experimental instrumentals)

https://soundcloud.com/samsarajunkyard (my second podcast where I do music reviews in the form of short stories. Currently this one had no schedule, as my time is short these days, but new episodes will come once or twice a month)

https://twitter.com/RobertsXylen (Twitter is for the shitter!)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]>
You can also check out this podcast on my BitChute channel, links below.

Check out Vinnie From Brooklyn's social media:
https://www.minds.com/gmno
http://gm-no.blogspot.com
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/d576WL2AwSIp/

Links to my various social media:

https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts?alert=2 (my Patron. give me money, biznatches.)

https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/ (record label. My old one got deleted by PC thugs so I'm slowly uploading to this new one)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video site. I am no longer posting to YouTube out of protest for them shadowbanning and censoring me. By the end of the year, I hope to be also posting to LBRY and livestreaming over at DLive. Stay tuned!)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (experimental instrumentals)

https://soundcloud.com/samsarajunkyard (my second podcast where I do music reviews in the form of short stories. Currently this one had no schedule, as my time is short these days, but new episodes will come once or twice a month)

https://twitter.com/RobertsXylen (Twitter is for the shitter!)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]> 4336783 no no Thu, 18 Jul 2019 07:55:45 +0200 2019-07-18T07:55:45+02:00 1:57:28 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/5g-demo/ 4338631 no no Sun, 07 Jul 2019 01:55:21 +0200 2019-07-07T01:55:21+02:00 8:13 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mark-of-the-bees/ 4338632 no no Sun, 07 Jul 2019 01:33:55 +0200 2019-07-07T01:33:55+02:00 15:07 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/seventy-two/ 4338634 no no Sun, 07 Jul 2019 01:00:50 +0200 2019-07-07T01:00:50+02:00 6:36 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/false-flags-aff/ 4336785 no no Sat, 06 Jul 2019 23:41:09 +0200 2019-07-06T23:41:09+02:00 10:57 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/two-trains-two-wolves/ 4336786 no no Sat, 06 Jul 2019 23:27:14 +0200 2019-07-06T23:27:14+02:00 8:30 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/various-vortices-podcast-ep.5-4th-of-july-special-with-japhy-ryder-prn/
Pirate Radio Network links:
Minds ( https://www.minds.com/PirateRadioNetwork)
Japhy Ryder https://www.minds.com/JaphyRyder
https://www.wprpn.com/listen-live/
https://dlive.tv/WPRPN
https://www.patreon.com/WPRPN
https://www.subscribestar.com/wprpn

My Links:

https://www.minds.com/xylenrobertshttps://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts?alert=2 (my Patron. give me money, biznatches.)

https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/ (record label. My old one got deleted by PC thugs so I'm slowly uploading to this new one)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (experimental instrumentals)

https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video sites. Subscribe here for original music performances/vids, skit vids, interviews, discussions, and for the podcasts as well)

https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts

https://soundcloud.com/samsarajunkyard (my second podcast where I do music reviews in the form of short stories. Currently this one has no schedule, as my time is short these days, but new episodes will come once or twice a month)

https://twitter.com/RobertsXylen (Twitter is for the shitter!)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]>
Pirate Radio Network links:
Minds ( https://www.minds.com/PirateRadioNetwork)
Japhy Ryder https://www.minds.com/JaphyRyder
https://www.wprpn.com/listen-live/
https://dlive.tv/WPRPN
https://www.patreon.com/WPRPN
https://www.subscribestar.com/wprpn

My Links:

https://www.minds.com/xylenrobertshttps://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts?alert=2 (my Patron. give me money, biznatches.)

https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/ (record label. My old one got deleted by PC thugs so I'm slowly uploading to this new one)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (experimental instrumentals)

https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video sites. Subscribe here for original music performances/vids, skit vids, interviews, discussions, and for the podcasts as well)

https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts

https://soundcloud.com/samsarajunkyard (my second podcast where I do music reviews in the form of short stories. Currently this one has no schedule, as my time is short these days, but new episodes will come once or twice a month)

https://twitter.com/RobertsXylen (Twitter is for the shitter!)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]> 4336788 no no Fri, 05 Jul 2019 02:01:55 +0200 2019-07-05T02:01:55+02:00 1:51:16 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/various-vortices-podcast-e4-blood-bags-and-false-flags/
Links:
http://stateofthenation2012.com/?p=119049
http://themillenniumreport.com/2019/03/new-zealand-mosque-false-flag-exposed-reasons-for-the-hoax-revealed/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCUj1-XY3A 'Synchronous Shots' by Xylen Roberts

#Christchurch #conspiracytheory #FalseFlags #23andMe #DnaAnalysis]]>
Links:
http://stateofthenation2012.com/?p=119049
http://themillenniumreport.com/2019/03/new-zealand-mosque-false-flag-exposed-reasons-for-the-hoax-revealed/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCUj1-XY3A 'Synchronous Shots' by Xylen Roberts

#Christchurch #conspiracytheory #FalseFlags #23andMe #DnaAnalysis]]> 4336790 no no Tue, 02 Apr 2019 18:26:51 +0200 2019-04-02T18:26:51+02:00 56:29 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/vve3-conscious-music-x-stravaganza-1/
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts?alert=2 (my Patron. give me money, biznatches.)

https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/ (record label. My old one got deleted by PC thugs so I'm slowly uploading to this new one)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (experimental instrumentals)

https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video sites, post here weekly now)

https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-various-vortices-of-xylen-roberts (My new Podcast, a bi weekly thing where I discuss conspiracies through a combination of music, comedy, drama and discussion. Also availlable on my Soundcloud and YouTube/BitChute)

https://soundcloud.com/samsarajunkyard (my second podcast where I do music reviews in the form of short stories. Currently this one had no schedule, as my time is short these days, but new episodes will come once or twice a month)


https://twitter.com/RobertsXylen (Twitter is for the shitter!)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]>
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts?alert=2 (my Patron. give me money, biznatches.)

https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/ (record label. My old one got deleted by PC thugs so I'm slowly uploading to this new one)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (experimental instrumentals)

https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video sites, post here weekly now)

https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-various-vortices-of-xylen-roberts (My new Podcast, a bi weekly thing where I discuss conspiracies through a combination of music, comedy, drama and discussion. Also availlable on my Soundcloud and YouTube/BitChute)

https://soundcloud.com/samsarajunkyard (my second podcast where I do music reviews in the form of short stories. Currently this one had no schedule, as my time is short these days, but new episodes will come once or twice a month)


https://twitter.com/RobertsXylen (Twitter is for the shitter!)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]> 4336791 no no Wed, 13 Mar 2019 05:21:52 +0100 2019-03-13T05:21:52+01:00 1:13:33 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/various-vortices-podcast-ep-2-the-chemtrail-caper-concerto-for-haarp-and-hocaine-a-short-story/ 4336792 no no Tue, 26 Feb 2019 07:07:53 +0100 2019-02-26T07:07:53+01:00 38:56 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/various-vortices-podcast-episode-1-hittin-with-that-5g/
Now, introductions aside, on to this week's episode: It's all about that 5G, baby! Yes indeed, this episode is all about that FAST food for cancer cells to nourish on, auto immune tinglin', brain and body zappin' like some Martian ray gun from an old B-movie hideousness that is the encroaching 5G apocalypse. Sound gravy to you? Well that's just dandy. And of course it wouldn't be some mainstream media Bill Nye worthy pseudo-science vomit stinkfest without a visit from Professor Pussycat Bitch and his Asian friend Professor Yogamuto or something. Idk, my Japanese is a bit rusty. And to top off all the discussion and comedy is a song I wrote entitled simply enough '5G', an alternative piano and voice punk ballad. Enjoy! P.S: Per Soundcloud's 'Hate Speech' rules, this version of the podcast is slightly censored in the way of bleeping out Professor Pussycat Bitch's usage of the word ni**a lol. To hear the uncensored version, find this same podcast on YouTube/BitChute. Thank ya, ninjas!

Please check out my music, videos and social media whathaveyou at the following sites. THank ya kindly!

https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts (my main social network. Close to 2,000 subs, my nigga!)

https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts?alert=2 (my Patron. give me money, biznatches.)

https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video sites, post here weekly now)

https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/ (record label. My old one got deleted by PC thugs so I'm slowly uploading to this new one)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (experimental instrumentals)

https://twitter.com/RobertsXylen (Twitter is for the shitter!)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]>
Now, introductions aside, on to this week's episode: It's all about that 5G, baby! Yes indeed, this episode is all about that FAST food for cancer cells to nourish on, auto immune tinglin', brain and body zappin' like some Martian ray gun from an old B-movie hideousness that is the encroaching 5G apocalypse. Sound gravy to you? Well that's just dandy. And of course it wouldn't be some mainstream media Bill Nye worthy pseudo-science vomit stinkfest without a visit from Professor Pussycat Bitch and his Asian friend Professor Yogamuto or something. Idk, my Japanese is a bit rusty. And to top off all the discussion and comedy is a song I wrote entitled simply enough '5G', an alternative piano and voice punk ballad. Enjoy! P.S: Per Soundcloud's 'Hate Speech' rules, this version of the podcast is slightly censored in the way of bleeping out Professor Pussycat Bitch's usage of the word ni**a lol. To hear the uncensored version, find this same podcast on YouTube/BitChute. Thank ya, ninjas!

Please check out my music, videos and social media whathaveyou at the following sites. THank ya kindly!

https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts (my main social network. Close to 2,000 subs, my nigga!)

https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts?alert=2 (my Patron. give me money, biznatches.)

https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/ (my main video sites, post here weekly now)

https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/ (record label. My old one got deleted by PC thugs so I'm slowly uploading to this new one)

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (experimental vocalist/songwriter project)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (experimental instrumentals)

https://twitter.com/RobertsXylen (Twitter is for the shitter!)

https://steemit.com/@xylenroberts (writing and social networking site)

http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/]]> 4336793 no no Wed, 13 Feb 2019 03:42:42 +0100 2019-02-13T03:42:42+01:00 49:26 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/drifting-apart/ 4336794 no no Sun, 11 Nov 2018 06:21:42 +0100 2018-11-11T06:21:42+01:00 4:04 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/swimming-in-kalis-pores/ 4336795 no no Sun, 11 Nov 2018 06:02:10 +0100 2018-11-11T06:02:10+01:00 4:35 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/flight-of-the-cyborg-bees/ 4336796 no no Sun, 11 Nov 2018 05:31:42 +0100 2018-11-11T05:31:42+01:00 10:00 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/a-man-possessed-by-solaris-oceans-deep/ 4336798 no no Sun, 11 Nov 2018 04:31:25 +0100 2018-11-11T04:31:25+01:00 5:35 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/how-to-activate-the-fifth-dimension/ 4336799 no no Sun, 11 Nov 2018 04:09:17 +0100 2018-11-11T04:09:17+01:00 4:07 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/stellar-warriors/ 4336800 no no Sun, 11 Nov 2018 03:50:10 +0100 2018-11-11T03:50:10+01:00 5:23 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/march-of-the-taxmonsters/ 4336802 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 22:16:26 +0100 2018-11-10T22:16:26+01:00 6:17 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/ptsd-tv/ 4336803 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 21:52:52 +0100 2018-11-10T21:52:52+01:00 5:45 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/disruption/ 4336804 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 21:28:48 +0100 2018-11-10T21:28:48+01:00 4:46 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/lovely-fucking-day/ 4336805 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 08:33:35 +0100 2018-11-10T08:33:35+01:00 5:28 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/privilege-it-up/ 4336806 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 07:58:08 +0100 2018-11-10T07:58:08+01:00 5:45 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/undercover-archon/ 4336807 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 06:37:36 +0100 2018-11-10T06:37:36+01:00 6:25 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/sky-woman/ 4336808 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 05:49:02 +0100 2018-11-10T05:49:02+01:00 4:55 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/velvet-phantoms/ 4336809 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 05:10:33 +0100 2018-11-10T05:10:33+01:00 4:28 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/elders-deciet/ 4336810 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 04:45:08 +0100 2018-11-10T04:45:08+01:00 4:28 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/yoloao-you-only-live-over-and-over-again/ 4336811 no no Sat, 10 Nov 2018 03:50:52 +0100 2018-11-10T03:50:52+01:00 4:25 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/something-something-forever/ 4336812 no no Fri, 09 Nov 2018 06:07:43 +0100 2018-11-09T06:07:43+01:00 5:40 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/pick-yr-poison/ 4336813 no no Fri, 09 Nov 2018 05:41:06 +0100 2018-11-09T05:41:06+01:00 4:09 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/we-boldly-go/ 4336814 no no Fri, 09 Nov 2018 05:15:22 +0100 2018-11-09T05:15:22+01:00 4:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/mindmeld-carousel/ 4336815 no no Fri, 09 Nov 2018 04:51:45 +0100 2018-11-09T04:51:45+01:00 4:41 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/curved-spines/ 4336816 no no Fri, 09 Nov 2018 04:29:36 +0100 2018-11-09T04:29:36+01:00 5:20 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/welcome-to-the-dystopia/
lyrics:

pants suit and orange hair
funded by billions
keep thinking they give a shit
Jesuit handshakes
festering minions
in videos with a few hundred likes

welcome to the dystopia (repeat)

reality tv shock rockers
climbing the Potus charts
naive socialists seeking free handouts
tyranny comes in baby steps
everyone has their dollar sign
the devil's in the design
Archons around every corner
every conscious city has its deep state

welcome to the dystopia (repeat)

hey the far left is a brainwashed cult oh
few artists have the guts to say BUT
the far right is a bad cult too, yeah
God don't care about your skin color, God don't care about your skin color
hey propoganda is a two way street
if yr walkin' blind down that road, you might reach your death sentence
hey gotta keep your wits about you
the truth is always somewhere in between

welcome to the dystopia (repeat)

I don't put my trust in the folly of humans
I put my trust in a higher power.

////written by Xylen Roberts.]]>
lyrics:

pants suit and orange hair
funded by billions
keep thinking they give a shit
Jesuit handshakes
festering minions
in videos with a few hundred likes

welcome to the dystopia (repeat)

reality tv shock rockers
climbing the Potus charts
naive socialists seeking free handouts
tyranny comes in baby steps
everyone has their dollar sign
the devil's in the design
Archons around every corner
every conscious city has its deep state

welcome to the dystopia (repeat)

hey the far left is a brainwashed cult oh
few artists have the guts to say BUT
the far right is a bad cult too, yeah
God don't care about your skin color, God don't care about your skin color
hey propoganda is a two way street
if yr walkin' blind down that road, you might reach your death sentence
hey gotta keep your wits about you
the truth is always somewhere in between

welcome to the dystopia (repeat)

I don't put my trust in the folly of humans
I put my trust in a higher power.

////written by Xylen Roberts.]]> 4336817 no no Tue, 09 Oct 2018 05:41:08 +0200 2018-10-09T05:41:08+02:00 4:28 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/sirian-recycling-system/ 4336818 no no Tue, 09 Oct 2018 04:55:30 +0200 2018-10-09T04:55:30+02:00 5:32 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-coast-is-never-clear/
lyrics:

the coast is never clear
when dealing with these muthafuckas (repeat)

puttin' on my Hazmat suit when I go and hit the club
gonna make out with a cutie, caress her with Hazmat gloves
cuz I can't let my guard, the flu bug is going 'round
yeah I heard it from my mother, its klling everyone in town
she thinks that its natural, yeah she trusts in CNN
but I know that this shits engineered to cut the population
cuz they want to trim away all the fat of this nation
of course they say its because there's too many folks on Earth
and we cannot feed them all but I know that its not true
when every single fast food around throws mountains to the ground
I know its the final step in their global agenda
cut down the populace to a better controlled numba
cuz they cannot fight us all with their guns and with their tanks
but a virus is so sneaky, it'll have us walkin' planks
yeah they rub it in our faces, predictive programming
Lone Gunmen 9-11, X Files superviruses
and countless other tv, these elites are so sleazy
so much sickness spreading yeah yeah so whats another one?

chemtrails cotaminiating our skies
the coast is never clear
beaches filling up with toxic waste
forget it, have another beer
socialism, nationalism
identiy politics and constant fear
the devil's work is never done
until everyone and everything burns away
burns away...

tulpas manifest to steal your soul
the coast is never clear
demon scratches mocking the trinity
and speaking of three's, World War 3 is approaching
spirit cooking and hex curses
protect yourself at all times
cuz the coast is never clear, the coast is never clear

third wave feminists have lost their minds
the coast is never clear
they don't want equality, just absolute power
and all men to bow down to them
I once knew a feminist who only fucked on top yeah
she cried revolution but she fucked like a cop yeah
we used to fight to end these bloody wars
but times they always change
now the freaks fight for the right to fight the state
it can make you go deranged
cuz the coast is never clear, the coast is never clear
the coast is never clear, the coast is never never clear

everyone in the club dancin' with their Hazmat suits
everyone in the club showin' off their Illuminati t shirts
everyone in the club, state sponsored hedonism
everyone in the club just wants to be asleep.

////written by Xylen Roberts.]]>
lyrics:

the coast is never clear
when dealing with these muthafuckas (repeat)

puttin' on my Hazmat suit when I go and hit the club
gonna make out with a cutie, caress her with Hazmat gloves
cuz I can't let my guard, the flu bug is going 'round
yeah I heard it from my mother, its klling everyone in town
she thinks that its natural, yeah she trusts in CNN
but I know that this shits engineered to cut the population
cuz they want to trim away all the fat of this nation
of course they say its because there's too many folks on Earth
and we cannot feed them all but I know that its not true
when every single fast food around throws mountains to the ground
I know its the final step in their global agenda
cut down the populace to a better controlled numba
cuz they cannot fight us all with their guns and with their tanks
but a virus is so sneaky, it'll have us walkin' planks
yeah they rub it in our faces, predictive programming
Lone Gunmen 9-11, X Files superviruses
and countless other tv, these elites are so sleazy
so much sickness spreading yeah yeah so whats another one?

chemtrails cotaminiating our skies
the coast is never clear
beaches filling up with toxic waste
forget it, have another beer
socialism, nationalism
identiy politics and constant fear
the devil's work is never done
until everyone and everything burns away
burns away...

tulpas manifest to steal your soul
the coast is never clear
demon scratches mocking the trinity
and speaking of three's, World War 3 is approaching
spirit cooking and hex curses
protect yourself at all times
cuz the coast is never clear, the coast is never clear

third wave feminists have lost their minds
the coast is never clear
they don't want equality, just absolute power
and all men to bow down to them
I once knew a feminist who only fucked on top yeah
she cried revolution but she fucked like a cop yeah
we used to fight to end these bloody wars
but times they always change
now the freaks fight for the right to fight the state
it can make you go deranged
cuz the coast is never clear, the coast is never clear
the coast is never clear, the coast is never never clear

everyone in the club dancin' with their Hazmat suits
everyone in the club showin' off their Illuminati t shirts
everyone in the club, state sponsored hedonism
everyone in the club just wants to be asleep.

////written by Xylen Roberts.]]> 4336819 no no Tue, 09 Oct 2018 03:50:11 +0200 2020-04-01T04:19:02+02:00 5:40 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/update-2018-links-down-below/
Finally, I am just now getting back into finishing my next album, The Simplicius Complex. I had taken a break from it for about half a year. I expect to be finished with it come Spring. Afterwards, work will start on a second album of minimalist folk and piano ballads (some demos of which are on my Youtube). Simultaneously, I will be posting new videos to my Xylen Roberts channel every other Thursday and new ones for Samsara Junkyard first Thursday of every month. Peace :)
Also check out Boxfire, a new collaboration with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager.

Links below:

Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Vimeo https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

Patreon https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Facebook
Xylen Robers personal profile https://www.facebook.com/xylen.roberts
Xylen Roberts music fanpage https://www.facebook.com/xylenrobertsmusic/
Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/]]>
Finally, I am just now getting back into finishing my next album, The Simplicius Complex. I had taken a break from it for about half a year. I expect to be finished with it come Spring. Afterwards, work will start on a second album of minimalist folk and piano ballads (some demos of which are on my Youtube). Simultaneously, I will be posting new videos to my Xylen Roberts channel every other Thursday and new ones for Samsara Junkyard first Thursday of every month. Peace :)
Also check out Boxfire, a new collaboration with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager.

Links below:

Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Vimeo https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

Patreon https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Facebook
Xylen Robers personal profile https://www.facebook.com/xylen.roberts
Xylen Roberts music fanpage https://www.facebook.com/xylenrobertsmusic/
Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/]]> 4336820 no no Wed, 17 Jan 2018 02:52:10 +0100 2018-01-17T02:52:10+01:00 7:29 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/monolith-demo-official-track-due-out-on-a-future-album-or-ep-in-2019/ no one in our life ever stays forever
these roads are paved with loss
that’s the cost of living
ego is always creeping around the corner like a petulant child
throwing a hissyfit when things they don’t go its way
waiting to leap out of our bodies, its a snake in the grass
or a snake on a head of deadly sins
taking a cut for every bad deed of men
and women
no moral high ground, we're all equally guilty
yeah
we had blood on our hands before we left the womb
yeah
its been swimming in us since we forged the first weapons
from stone and from bone
I want your mammoth hide, its better than mine
your blood is not worthy, mine’s more divine
I’ll rule at the top of this cave in the sky

the cavemen are long gone but they’re still within us
I see ‘em come out when I’m drunk as a skunk yeah
I see ‘em come out when I scream like a child yeh
why wasn’t it me? it coulda been me?
while on other days I don’t care about me
what good is the self when no one gives it praise yeah?
we need each other to give this life meaning
lets talk, philosophize together
through guttural chants and fanciful words
we both got loss, nothing lasts forever
our ancestors gone, but before death they spawned
money is sand, it goes right through my hands
I once loved a girl, can’t remember her face now

wake up in the morn, I don't even feel like brushing my teeth
run into the wild and I don't care if I ever come back
bring that hunting gun, no one will hear this solo shot
join the spirits of the natives and their colonizers
then I look above, sun is shining through the darkness of the trees
it feels like the day that the monolith was revealed,
time to open up my heart and let Helios heal

you know it wasn’t meant to last forever
just let it go (repeat)

I cried to the heavens in a drunken rage
but it never did shit, just threw out my voice
you can honk your horns, you can grind your gears
it gets lost in the wind, like half remembered beer cans
look at me I got so many likes for my Facebook Facebook post!
forgotten a week later, a has been a has been

we're all has beens in the making, disposable celebrities
laying waste to the forests, death constructed these cities
but it'll be ok, she'll reclaim this landscape one day
every body has their moment, stars erupt then they die
trap doors are so inviting, we never see them coming
I’m never truly in the moment, always overanalyzing
paranoia’s always floating 'round, all the pieces are intertwined
reality’s a fluxus spectrum, chaos for me peaceful for you
but I know there’s an answer
don’t let it get you down, that’s how they win
oh I know there’s an answer
God is swimming in the vastness of this void
spreading out like a cancer
an antigen so holy holy holy holy!!!!
HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT!!!!
it was never meant to last yeah

(repeat 'wake up in the morn...')

I had to let it go
I know one day they’ll be an answer
a monolith.
+++++++++++written by Xylen Roberts, 05/26/2017.]]> no one in our life ever stays forever
these roads are paved with loss
that’s the cost of living
ego is always creeping around the corner like a petulant child
throwing a hissyfit when things they don’t go its way
waiting to leap out of our bodies, its a snake in the grass
or a snake on a head of deadly sins
taking a cut for every bad deed of men
and women
no moral high ground, we're all equally guilty
yeah
we had blood on our hands before we left the womb
yeah
its been swimming in us since we forged the first weapons
from stone and from bone
I want your mammoth hide, its better than mine
your blood is not worthy, mine’s more divine
I’ll rule at the top of this cave in the sky

the cavemen are long gone but they’re still within us
I see ‘em come out when I’m drunk as a skunk yeah
I see ‘em come out when I scream like a child yeh
why wasn’t it me? it coulda been me?
while on other days I don’t care about me
what good is the self when no one gives it praise yeah?
we need each other to give this life meaning
lets talk, philosophize together
through guttural chants and fanciful words
we both got loss, nothing lasts forever
our ancestors gone, but before death they spawned
money is sand, it goes right through my hands
I once loved a girl, can’t remember her face now

wake up in the morn, I don't even feel like brushing my teeth
run into the wild and I don't care if I ever come back
bring that hunting gun, no one will hear this solo shot
join the spirits of the natives and their colonizers
then I look above, sun is shining through the darkness of the trees
it feels like the day that the monolith was revealed,
time to open up my heart and let Helios heal

you know it wasn’t meant to last forever
just let it go (repeat)

I cried to the heavens in a drunken rage
but it never did shit, just threw out my voice
you can honk your horns, you can grind your gears
it gets lost in the wind, like half remembered beer cans
look at me I got so many likes for my Facebook Facebook post!
forgotten a week later, a has been a has been

we're all has beens in the making, disposable celebrities
laying waste to the forests, death constructed these cities
but it'll be ok, she'll reclaim this landscape one day
every body has their moment, stars erupt then they die
trap doors are so inviting, we never see them coming
I’m never truly in the moment, always overanalyzing
paranoia’s always floating 'round, all the pieces are intertwined
reality’s a fluxus spectrum, chaos for me peaceful for you
but I know there’s an answer
don’t let it get you down, that’s how they win
oh I know there’s an answer
God is swimming in the vastness of this void
spreading out like a cancer
an antigen so holy holy holy holy!!!!
HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT!!!!
it was never meant to last yeah

(repeat 'wake up in the morn...')

I had to let it go
I know one day they’ll be an answer
a monolith.
+++++++++++written by Xylen Roberts, 05/26/2017.]]> 4336821 no no Sun, 28 May 2017 19:14:52 +0200 2017-05-28T19:14:52+02:00 11:16 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/currency-is-a-chaos-is-a-currency/
Lyrics:

she's talking about the fake Jesus
a sea of snakes coming out of her mouth just like Medusa
a milion serpent toungues licking my penis
with raw ecstasy of rusted church bells
we are meditating on aqueous shipwrecks
a fortune teller whispering in my ear of feathered fates and Astrology
a blind mans curse, an ancient Greek's wet nurse
dead for millennia, muh skinea
inspecting shadows that appear out of the corners of 1970s crime scene photographs
something's not quite right about those photographs
it is happening again, it is happening again
slap me some skin, mermaid skin
a million murdered mermaids awash on a blood drenched shore
who is the culprit?
send out a lazy eyed drifter to figure out the score
paid in peanuts and nail clippings
turns out Poseidon had a thing for the whores
and for burying the evidence
you never know what skeletons adrift in vast oceans
calm waters go deep, calm waters go deep
the mouth of the infiinte insanity consumes and spits out a mouthwash void
mouthwash eternity, mouthwash eternity
was Satan born from God or was God born from Satan?
I think about this stuff
or were they born simultaneously like seperated twins?
the violence of erupting suns wrapped within our skins
a chemical compund gone wrong, the signals chaffed and bleeding
she's talking of the the fake Jesus the fake Satan
I'm asking: "Is anything fake? What is seperate from the universe?"
sometimes creation can spawn its own destruction
the crude oil of dragons suffocating the waters
protected by blind worshippers of constructed nightmares

I ask: "Are corporations beings afflicted with schizophrenia?
the myriad voices of dysfunction planning mass susperia
once bright bastions of ingenuity hitting their heads agains the walls of this prison
wanting the voices to stop
currency is a chaos, some divine diarehea
this line should've gone earlier, it rhymes so well with susperia
hysteria, history
his story, her story, its all human poison man, its all human poison
mankind is stuck in a cyclical loop, wound around a bicycle chain
life and birth and time 'round the fabric of a tire quagmire
repeating footage of the quicksand, Sirian Recycling System
alien matrix misfiring in binary
sometimes I want to get lost in orgy of entropy
othertimes I want to rise above on a flood of enlightenment
descent with the status quo
the scent of the manimal makes me low in the spirits
sometimes drinking them to escape the inescabable insanity gone mundane.

////written by Xylen Roberts.]]>
Lyrics:

she's talking about the fake Jesus
a sea of snakes coming out of her mouth just like Medusa
a milion serpent toungues licking my penis
with raw ecstasy of rusted church bells
we are meditating on aqueous shipwrecks
a fortune teller whispering in my ear of feathered fates and Astrology
a blind mans curse, an ancient Greek's wet nurse
dead for millennia, muh skinea
inspecting shadows that appear out of the corners of 1970s crime scene photographs
something's not quite right about those photographs
it is happening again, it is happening again
slap me some skin, mermaid skin
a million murdered mermaids awash on a blood drenched shore
who is the culprit?
send out a lazy eyed drifter to figure out the score
paid in peanuts and nail clippings
turns out Poseidon had a thing for the whores
and for burying the evidence
you never know what skeletons adrift in vast oceans
calm waters go deep, calm waters go deep
the mouth of the infiinte insanity consumes and spits out a mouthwash void
mouthwash eternity, mouthwash eternity
was Satan born from God or was God born from Satan?
I think about this stuff
or were they born simultaneously like seperated twins?
the violence of erupting suns wrapped within our skins
a chemical compund gone wrong, the signals chaffed and bleeding
she's talking of the the fake Jesus the fake Satan
I'm asking: "Is anything fake? What is seperate from the universe?"
sometimes creation can spawn its own destruction
the crude oil of dragons suffocating the waters
protected by blind worshippers of constructed nightmares

I ask: "Are corporations beings afflicted with schizophrenia?
the myriad voices of dysfunction planning mass susperia
once bright bastions of ingenuity hitting their heads agains the walls of this prison
wanting the voices to stop
currency is a chaos, some divine diarehea
this line should've gone earlier, it rhymes so well with susperia
hysteria, history
his story, her story, its all human poison man, its all human poison
mankind is stuck in a cyclical loop, wound around a bicycle chain
life and birth and time 'round the fabric of a tire quagmire
repeating footage of the quicksand, Sirian Recycling System
alien matrix misfiring in binary
sometimes I want to get lost in orgy of entropy
othertimes I want to rise above on a flood of enlightenment
descent with the status quo
the scent of the manimal makes me low in the spirits
sometimes drinking them to escape the inescabable insanity gone mundane.

////written by Xylen Roberts.]]> 4336822 no no Sun, 09 Apr 2017 00:25:08 +0200 2017-04-09T00:25:08+02:00 4:27 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/micro-macro/ 4336823 no no Sun, 09 Apr 2017 00:14:19 +0200 2017-04-09T00:14:19+02:00 3:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/hyper-dolphin/ 4336825 no no Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:59:49 +0200 2020-04-11T03:55:03+02:00 3:12 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/25-years/
Lyrics:

fragmented theories of exodus
the sacred balls are getting trampled by feminists
bloodthirsty bitches and sacred vampires
morose and engorged, blue in more ways than one
videos of cucked saints in chastity
sucubus cunts sucking their energy
another festering fetish to infect our minds

riding on a bus through what looks like a falcon festival
Esteves, I think I spot Joe Esteves
he sells me a phallus, a magical phallus
once it was a soil king's, it spurts out the diamonds
masculine essence, a crystalline fury
combines with the feminine to make divine energy cool
chillaxin' on Parlaxia
ridin' round in a space time taxi
true protectors of the universe
true protectors of procreation
but they're trying to seed division
they're programming the schisms
the presidents' DNAs are straight Reptilian, Sicilian
pirates of the pizza
pepperoni phonies, they're spaghetti sauce replicants

and they totally, yeah they totally
stole my mucous firefly start crystal
thats not cool dude
and they''l completely, they'll completely
rob your childhood of its life and innocence
thats not cool dude
thats not cool
that's not cool dude
we gotta save our star children
we gotta save our star children

I spent 25 years, 25 years, 25 years
saving the star kids
I spent 25 years, 25 years
I spent 25 years, 25 years, 25 years
skipping' wormholes for them
I spent 25 years, 25 years, 25 years
balancing the gender spheres
I spent 25 years saving the star children (repeat)

~~~~~written by Xylen Roberts, 2017/2018.]]>
Lyrics:

fragmented theories of exodus
the sacred balls are getting trampled by feminists
bloodthirsty bitches and sacred vampires
morose and engorged, blue in more ways than one
videos of cucked saints in chastity
sucubus cunts sucking their energy
another festering fetish to infect our minds

riding on a bus through what looks like a falcon festival
Esteves, I think I spot Joe Esteves
he sells me a phallus, a magical phallus
once it was a soil king's, it spurts out the diamonds
masculine essence, a crystalline fury
combines with the feminine to make divine energy cool
chillaxin' on Parlaxia
ridin' round in a space time taxi
true protectors of the universe
true protectors of procreation
but they're trying to seed division
they're programming the schisms
the presidents' DNAs are straight Reptilian, Sicilian
pirates of the pizza
pepperoni phonies, they're spaghetti sauce replicants

and they totally, yeah they totally
stole my mucous firefly start crystal
thats not cool dude
and they''l completely, they'll completely
rob your childhood of its life and innocence
thats not cool dude
thats not cool
that's not cool dude
we gotta save our star children
we gotta save our star children

I spent 25 years, 25 years, 25 years
saving the star kids
I spent 25 years, 25 years
I spent 25 years, 25 years, 25 years
skipping' wormholes for them
I spent 25 years, 25 years, 25 years
balancing the gender spheres
I spent 25 years saving the star children (repeat)

~~~~~written by Xylen Roberts, 2017/2018.]]> 4336826 no no Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:50:27 +0200 2017-04-08T23:50:27+02:00 4:37 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/green-screen/ 4336827 no no Wed, 23 Nov 2016 23:33:23 +0100 2016-11-23T23:33:23+01:00 5:43 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/here-comes-unity-space/ 4336828 no no Wed, 23 Nov 2016 23:17:27 +0100 2016-11-23T23:17:27+01:00 4:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/underground-railroad-demo/ 5450424 no no Sun, 09 Oct 2016 07:05:06 +0200 2016-10-09T07:05:06+02:00 5:48 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/chromognome-jig/ 4337274 no no Sun, 10 Jul 2016 18:59:19 +0200 2016-07-10T18:59:19+02:00 5:38 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/pleiadian-emergency-broadcast/ 5450425 no no Sat, 11 Jun 2016 22:40:05 +0200 2016-06-11T22:40:05+02:00 6:12 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/body-snatchers/ 5450427 no no Mon, 06 Jun 2016 00:40:39 +0200 2016-06-06T00:40:39+02:00 6:44 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/you-cant-do-to-me-what-you-did-to-them/ 5450428 no no Mon, 06 Jun 2016 00:15:36 +0200 2016-06-06T00:15:36+02:00 5:21 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/fuuckk-yr-ffear/ 5450429 no no Sun, 05 Jun 2016 08:50:04 +0200 2016-06-05T08:50:04+02:00 5:15 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/invisible-war/ 5450430 no no Sun, 05 Jun 2016 08:31:07 +0200 2016-06-05T08:31:07+02:00 5:54 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/as-drifting-leaves-arise-from-distortion-ghettos/ 4337275 no no Sat, 28 Nov 2015 00:37:35 +0100 2015-11-28T00:37:35+01:00 5:38 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/hollow-earth-nosedive/ 4337276 no no Tue, 24 Nov 2015 07:47:05 +0100 2015-11-24T07:47:05+01:00 12:19 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/stormcloud-in-the-shape-of-a-knife-symbolizing-complex-paranoias/ 4337277 no no Tue, 24 Nov 2015 06:42:13 +0100 2015-11-24T06:42:13+01:00 5:13 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/a-branch-swingin-slope-glidin-good-time/ 4337278 no no Fri, 13 Nov 2015 05:57:38 +0100 2015-11-13T05:57:38+01:00 5:43 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/red-planet-hover-orbs/ 4337280 no no Tue, 10 Nov 2015 18:47:51 +0100 2015-11-10T18:47:51+01:00 5:30 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/merkin-the-martian/ 4337281 no no Tue, 10 Nov 2015 18:35:27 +0100 2015-11-10T18:35:27+01:00 5:01 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/egyptian-stargate-1994/ 4337282 no no Thu, 08 Oct 2015 01:27:24 +0200 2015-10-08T01:27:24+02:00 5:27 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/calm-like-a-drone-bomb/ 4337283 no no Thu, 08 Oct 2015 01:17:38 +0200 2015-10-08T01:17:38+02:00 5:44 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/90s-hacker-in-lennon-sunglasses/ 4337284 no no Thu, 08 Oct 2015 00:56:27 +0200 2015-10-08T00:56:27+02:00 6:53 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/noxious-smurf-agency/ 4337285 no no Thu, 08 Oct 2015 00:41:56 +0200 2015-10-08T00:41:56+02:00 5:02 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/woven-in-the-tapestry/ 4337286 no no Wed, 07 Oct 2015 21:11:23 +0200 2015-10-07T21:11:23+02:00 19:41 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/total-mammalian/
total mammalian (repeat)

missing limbs, two heads, no head
these malformations are congenital, these testing sites are residential

its nothing like the xmen, they've got not special powers
a boy's head is glued to his backside, uncomfortably passing the hours
soft dull light flickers in a small hut, he smiles with defying content
is that trashcan fire in the street or an old cave fire of our ancestors?

or sleeping under the bridge, its the real spider man, man
50 eyes and chronic bad breath, catching rats with a malformed hand
now pushed into the sewers, even lower rank than before
take hard drugs in a makeshift hut, sometimes the light comes through a manhole

they say:
'dont eat the fish, they're full of arsenic
and toxic waste pumped from the Fukushima spill
no worries they say, prepackaged anyway
cancer in a plastic bag ready to be eaten
whether working around negligent acidents
or deliberately poisoning our food supply
nothing for them to ever worry about
they got private gardens, saving seeds in doomsday vaults

for that fateful day when the planet rots away
onto the next one they go they go they go (repeat)

manfacturing the chaos for the end times
I see em creeping through the verses in these dope rhymes
someone tell me what the fuck is going on
cuz my mind is phazer tripping on these Shivite circle wind chimes
blue cloud dangling, I beat upon a wood floor
off the grid or hacking into universal
I know the planet will take back what is its
when the conquistadors collapse, holla holla back
hey dreamcatcher turn me into a werewolf
so I can rise out of gypsy form and stun them
its so much better when the forms are natural
toxic waste dont create mutants, just suffering magnified

they arrrrrrrrrre
manafacturing the chaos for the end times
they arrrrrrrrrre
operating on a primitive kind of greed
and dont you know its so ironic because theyre supposed to be the ones in charge of everything

total mammalian (repeat)

^^^written and performed by Xylen Roberts, copyright 2015.]]>
total mammalian (repeat)

missing limbs, two heads, no head
these malformations are congenital, these testing sites are residential

its nothing like the xmen, they've got not special powers
a boy's head is glued to his backside, uncomfortably passing the hours
soft dull light flickers in a small hut, he smiles with defying content
is that trashcan fire in the street or an old cave fire of our ancestors?

or sleeping under the bridge, its the real spider man, man
50 eyes and chronic bad breath, catching rats with a malformed hand
now pushed into the sewers, even lower rank than before
take hard drugs in a makeshift hut, sometimes the light comes through a manhole

they say:
'dont eat the fish, they're full of arsenic
and toxic waste pumped from the Fukushima spill
no worries they say, prepackaged anyway
cancer in a plastic bag ready to be eaten
whether working around negligent acidents
or deliberately poisoning our food supply
nothing for them to ever worry about
they got private gardens, saving seeds in doomsday vaults

for that fateful day when the planet rots away
onto the next one they go they go they go (repeat)

manfacturing the chaos for the end times
I see em creeping through the verses in these dope rhymes
someone tell me what the fuck is going on
cuz my mind is phazer tripping on these Shivite circle wind chimes
blue cloud dangling, I beat upon a wood floor
off the grid or hacking into universal
I know the planet will take back what is its
when the conquistadors collapse, holla holla back
hey dreamcatcher turn me into a werewolf
so I can rise out of gypsy form and stun them
its so much better when the forms are natural
toxic waste dont create mutants, just suffering magnified

they arrrrrrrrrre
manafacturing the chaos for the end times
they arrrrrrrrrre
operating on a primitive kind of greed
and dont you know its so ironic because theyre supposed to be the ones in charge of everything

total mammalian (repeat)

^^^written and performed by Xylen Roberts, copyright 2015.]]> 4336829 no no Sat, 11 Jul 2015 04:44:03 +0200 2015-07-11T04:44:03+02:00 5:39 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/undercover-post-ironic/ 4336830 no no Mon, 22 Dec 2014 23:34:02 +0100 2014-12-22T23:34:02+01:00 4:46 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/transcendental-meditation-for-the-emotionally-unstable/ 4336831 no no Mon, 22 Dec 2014 22:56:57 +0100 2014-12-22T22:56:57+01:00 4:01 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/chased-by-vibrations/ 4336833 no no Mon, 22 Dec 2014 22:42:27 +0100 2014-12-22T22:42:27+01:00 5:23 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/lumpytunes-interviewpt-2/ 4336834 no no Mon, 22 Dec 2014 22:18:08 +0100 2014-12-22T22:18:08+01:00 12:34 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/lumpytunes-interview-8-12-2014/ 4336835 no no Mon, 22 Dec 2014 22:10:25 +0100 2014-12-22T22:10:25+01:00 11:20 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/my-new-album-expanding-squares-is-out-now-go-to-xylenroberts.bandcamp.com-to-purchase/
for all you metachildrens out there]]>
for all you metachildrens out there]]> 4336836 no no Fri, 11 Jul 2014 19:14:18 +0200 2014-07-11T19:14:18+02:00 4:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/transmissions-from-the-cabaret/ 4336837 no no Wed, 04 Jun 2014 18:21:05 +0200 2014-06-04T18:21:05+02:00 5:41 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/continuum/ 4336838 no no Tue, 14 Jan 2014 22:32:16 +0100 2014-01-14T22:32:16+01:00 8:48 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/expanding-squares/ 4336840 no no Mon, 13 Jan 2014 05:13:09 +0100 2014-01-13T05:13:09+01:00 5:13 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/ottodelic-too-much-time-xylen-roberts-remix/ 4336841 no no Sat, 04 Jan 2014 17:00:17 +0100 2014-01-04T17:00:17+01:00 4:38 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/whirling-dervish/ 4336842 no no Tue, 03 Dec 2013 17:53:26 +0100 2013-12-03T17:53:26+01:00 8:44 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/luna-moths-emerge-from-the-milk-sea-the-trailer-vibrates-with-the-hum-of-radiated-fireflies/ 4336843 no no Thu, 03 Oct 2013 02:15:12 +0200 2013-10-03T02:15:12+02:00 8:21 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/eyes-wide-an-antonym-to-open/ 4336844 no no Tue, 02 Jul 2013 20:26:14 +0200 2013-07-02T20:26:14+02:00 5:35 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/cairo-wandering/ 4336846 no no Tue, 02 Jul 2013 20:06:44 +0200 2013-07-02T20:06:44+02:00 5:14 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/the-lovecraft-gremlins-mountain-sky-traveling-song/ 4336847 no no Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:11:30 +0200 2013-06-15T05:11:30+02:00 5:06 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/ghouls-of-perfumed-air/ 4336848 no no Sat, 25 May 2013 18:07:59 +0200 2013-05-25T18:07:59+02:00 8:46 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/gamelan-gift-certificate/ 4336850 no no Sat, 25 May 2013 17:26:00 +0200 2013-05-25T17:26:00+02:00 4:37 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/here-comes-another-mouth/ 4336851 no no Sat, 25 May 2013 17:17:18 +0200 2013-05-25T17:17:18+02:00 6:47 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/flight-of-the-enamel-goddess/ 4336852 no no Sat, 25 May 2013 17:08:41 +0200 2013-05-25T17:08:41+02:00 5:00 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/curse-of-the-4d-witch/ 4336853 no no Sat, 25 May 2013 17:00:09 +0200 2013-05-25T17:00:09+02:00 4:46 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/frozen-portraits-of-sunset/ 4336854 no no Sat, 25 May 2013 16:53:30 +0200 2013-05-25T16:53:30+02:00 9:13 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/new-assistant-manager/ 4336855 no no Sat, 25 May 2013 16:40:22 +0200 2013-05-25T16:40:22+02:00 5:12 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/unpredictable/
lyrics:

baby, why are you far away from me?
all the lovers I want are far away from me
one day I'll get to where I need to be
until then I'll deal with being lonely

you say I'm unpredictable, well it's better than predictable
I know I get a bit crazy, well maybe it's what you need
I know I'm kind of unstable, still willing and able
this endurance takes some might, I'm leaving on a train tonight
hopefully I can survive, 'cuz that is what we all need
don't wanna wind up on the streets, another wino lost in dreams

I am half autistic, sometimes I misinterpret people
you call me a lunatic, I call it living like a lightning bolt
gotta pursue my dreams even if they kill me yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhhh alright
looking for a girl crazy cool, we can walk hand in hand in weirdness
maybe she got the same confusions, maybe she do what she want when she want
gotta connect to her before I forget how, yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhhh

(recite baby line)
(recite unpreductable line)

nanana etc. until end

^all music written and performed by Xylen Roberts, 2013. ]]>
lyrics:

baby, why are you far away from me?
all the lovers I want are far away from me
one day I'll get to where I need to be
until then I'll deal with being lonely

you say I'm unpredictable, well it's better than predictable
I know I get a bit crazy, well maybe it's what you need
I know I'm kind of unstable, still willing and able
this endurance takes some might, I'm leaving on a train tonight
hopefully I can survive, 'cuz that is what we all need
don't wanna wind up on the streets, another wino lost in dreams

I am half autistic, sometimes I misinterpret people
you call me a lunatic, I call it living like a lightning bolt
gotta pursue my dreams even if they kill me yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhhh alright
looking for a girl crazy cool, we can walk hand in hand in weirdness
maybe she got the same confusions, maybe she do what she want when she want
gotta connect to her before I forget how, yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhhh

(recite baby line)
(recite unpreductable line)

nanana etc. until end

^all music written and performed by Xylen Roberts, 2013. ]]> 4336857 no no Wed, 22 May 2013 05:25:08 +0200 2013-05-22T05:25:08+02:00 6:04 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/millennia-inveterate-the-impermanent-permanence-gene/ 4336858 no no Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:32:50 +0100 2013-01-27T04:32:50+01:00 8:56 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/jump-into-the-portals/ 4336859 no no Mon, 22 Oct 2012 04:19:44 +0200 2012-10-22T04:19:44+02:00 6:12 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/now-were-choking/ 4336860 no no Mon, 15 Oct 2012 23:03:50 +0200 2012-10-15T23:03:50+02:00 11:18 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/dance-before-doom/ 4336861 no no Mon, 15 Oct 2012 05:39:30 +0200 2012-10-15T05:39:30+02:00 5:27 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/ah-pook-the-destroyer/ 4336863 no no Mon, 15 Oct 2012 05:22:49 +0200 2012-10-15T05:22:49+02:00 6:57 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/nature-is-cruel/ 4336864 no no Mon, 15 Oct 2012 05:06:54 +0200 2012-10-15T05:06:54+02:00 5:29 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/sunburnt-serenade/ 4336865 no no Mon, 15 Oct 2012 05:00:31 +0200 2012-10-15T05:00:31+02:00 5:27 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/floating-liver-monsters-from-planet-rectum/ 4336866 no no Mon, 15 Oct 2012 04:40:57 +0200 2012-10-15T04:40:57+02:00 6:04 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/prayprey/ 4336867 no no Mon, 15 Oct 2012 04:10:35 +0200 2012-10-15T04:10:35+02:00 10:15 https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/a-gif-from-the-gods/ 4336868 no no Mon, 15 Oct 2012 03:50:41 +0200 2012-10-15T03:50:41+02:00 5:06