98 Percent Chimp

Alberta, Canada

Born to a French-Canadian Nun and a Hungarian snake charmer, 98 Percent Chimp (Alberta, Canada) knew very early on he was destined to do great things with mediocre results.

From a young age this mostly respectable producer and DJ knew that writing a bio in the third person was his calling in life. He realized quickly that one of the best ways to start such a bio would be to make up a bunch of stuff.

Knowing that if he could sum up his life in a 250 word bio he might have to start taking himself seriously, he would rather you experience his blend of deep, melodic house and techno-infused music for yourself on its own merit.

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Born to a French-Canadian Nun and a Hungarian snake charmer, 98 Percent Chimp (Alberta, Canada) knew very early on he was destined to do great things with mediocre results.

From a young age this mostly respectable producer and DJ knew that writing a bio in the third person was his calling in life. He realized quickly that one of the best ways to start such a bio would be to make up a bunch of stuff.

Knowing that if he could sum up his life in a 250 word bio he might have to start taking himself seriously, he would rather you experience his blend of deep, melodic house and techno-infused music for yourself on its own merit.

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